The Constant Fangirl

I have too many fandoms...  Just kidding.  There's no such thing.

[pilot-boi]

[at a restaurant]

Pyrrha: Can you get us a table?

Nora: Sure!

[one minute later]

Nora, sprinting towards Pyrrha, carrying a table: START THE CAR

[emptyjunior]

Howard Stark: Captain America would have unpacked the dishwasher.

15 year old Tony Stark: This HOUSE is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE

[daily-bad-jokes]

i may be the worst but at least i’ve never screamed at a sports game on the tv

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

Gravity Falls really had a character who was a short psychic who went to prison and then was broken out and didn’t use the pun “small medium at large” once, huh

[midnightsvoid]

*At the hospital*

Sam: You lost a lot of blood, do you remember anything?

Cas: There was an ambulance

Sam: No I drove you here in Baby

Cas: *confused* I heard a siren

Sam: That was Dean

Dean: I was wORRIED

[thequeenofallprocrastination]

Gabriel: How do I know you really love me?

Sam: *Stares Gabriel dead in the eye as he tosses kale out the window.*

Gabriel, crying: oh my god you do love me

[thequeenofallprocrastination]

Wanted

New fandom suggestions. I watched the entirety of Sherlock the past few days and I'm looking for something new to binge.

[best-of-memes]

A Grandmother’s Essentials

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

It always baffles me how we all had the same childhood

[fayvhasaan-deactivated20161229]

I can smell it

[lamejanesbff-deactivated2017091]

^^^^moth balls and soap sets

[tsukithewolf]

Granny perfume.

[relive-the-90s]

my childhood

[black-girl-against-feminism]

I remember the one time there was a butter cookie bin with the actual cookies in there. I was shook.

[thequeenofallprocrastination]

I told my husband, who is named Eli, that he should get a job as a bodyguard for a football player. That way he could be Eli manning the football player.

[bluealice17]

This is golden.

[thequeenofallprocrastination]

Sooooo I’ma just leave this here....

[wyblogging]

Something that’s just occurred to me, Bill was responsible for the appearance of the pyramids but did he also inspire the invention of the top hat and the bow tie?

[wyblogging]

Good work kids.

[wyblogging]

Valuable life lessons all around.

[julientel]

Okay, here’s another redraw. This time I tried to make an animation. Never did this before. At least something this complicated. So, hope you like it.

[sparkitors]

snapchat, insta, and quidditch=games that gryffindor just can’t lose. 

amazing illos & hilarz captions created exclusively for SparkNotes by the awesome @sasmilledge

[thequeenofallprocrastination]

Beautiful Woman: [To Bones] You’re so pretty.

Spock: Petty*