Spooky & Blurry & Ty, but it's that terrifying 3D animation tootsie pop commercial with the robo skeleton and dinosaur from the early 2000s where the dinosaur wraps its tounge around the tootsie pop waaayyy too many times (Spooky coded tbh).
we bad. we bad...
WHAT THAT TONGUE DO. MOSTLY JUST EVIL WET WILLYS. LIKE A HUMMING BIRD. MLEM.
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Bruce, concussed after a kidnap attempt: Who are you? You look familiar?
Green Arrow: I'm Green Arrow, Mr Wayne. Now, these guys are going to get you to the hospital. You just hang in there, OK?
Green Lantern: Before you go Mr Wayne, what can you tell us anything you know about-?
Bruce: Clark Kent and Superman are having an affair.
Hal:
Oliver:
Bruce: I walked in on them at last year's mayoral ball. I'm OK with it, Superman was just using me for my body but we can't tell Lois Lane. She's going to be so mad 😭.
As someone who has seen both movies, (iron lung three times) here's a few things i see ppl get wrong/ misunderstand:
Simon is missing his left arm, up to the shoulder. Like at the bicep.
Simon is not just a eel, he's fused with the seed and explodes into a tree.
The seed was on the left arm, fused, reversed Pinocchioed him, and got ripped off.
He kills Elli by exploding into a fucking tree.
He met God.
God gave him prophetic visions and fucked him up. Promised Simon would live, and like a Genie, didn't specify how.
Also some time manipulation bullshit was happening.
Homeboy is played by Mark(iplire), who is Korean. (Draw him Korean you cowards /j)
Simon would not necessarily be impressed/ emotinal from looking at stars. In a flashback he's seen stars before, but knows they're ghost light. He would be grateful being able to see them again though.
He WOULD be very emotinal about any plant life. He found a new will to live when he found the little seed. He had a breakdown when the little charm cracked.
His "job" on Eden was to nourish the last tree with the people he killed. Hence his nickname.
There's a lot symbolism regarding trees (the hull window crack)
Simon is resourceful and smart! Like smart smart! Let him be smart woth Rocky and Grace!
Yes, Simon can be aggressive, but is only in situation where his life is threatened. He's also remorseful. He's apologetic and does want to make up for his wrongs, even if it wasn't his fault.
His left eye glows :3
Grace is not a coward.
Like Simon, Grace did not go down without a fight. He ran, yes, but when he was being sedated he shouted how he would sabotage the mission. Do everything he can to make it fail, just so the wouldn't risk putting him on the exhibition.
He is incredibly brave. He did a space walk without training. He trusted rocky that he wouldn't explode in the space bridge. He CLIMBED ON THE BURNING EXTERIOR OF THE HAIL MARY TO RETRIEVE THE COLLECTION DEVICE.
Grace is not a crybaby. He crys for very real, reasonable reasons! When he was betrayed? When they found a solution to save their stars? When Rock gave him a way to return to Earth? It would be weird for him NOT to cry! (Edit: person in the tags you're so right)
He would be scared meeting Simon, but he would not be a coward.
They BOTH have a "This is bigger than me" mentality. They both risked everything to ensure the survival of humanity. They were willing to die.
It's not selfish just wanting to live.
I don't think either of them would have a problem doing anything to survive. (Eating the Taumoeba or Me-burgers)
Iron lung's quiet rapture was caused by the Pinhole God. He saw nothing there for there WAS nothing.
We know the Pinhole God has weird time powers (Simon simultaneously seeing his past and future self)
The Astrophage was made by the Pinhole God somehow sent to the past before space travel and mars colonies.
To everyone in Iron Lung the rapture was instant. To PHM it was slow and painful.
Iron lung plays out as normal. The SM-13 explodes.
The God Promised that Simon would live, so he ends up on Erid. I like to think AT-5 was Erid's moon so the jump wouldn't be as "big".
PHM plays out the same way too.
But because of Grace and Rocky's discovery, their two stars are the only viable ones (and Tau Ceti of course).
Maybe they send Taumoeba to other stars too.
From here there is a timeline split, Simon is displaced in time. He saved HIS timeline, bringing back much needed information. Or atleast gave everyone hope.
Ryland Grace and Rocky saves THEIR timeline. Protecting as many stars as they could.
It's important to me that Simon is fucked up. Like a half mutated eel tree. He's skeptical and willing to throw down.
He produces oxygen :3
Simon thinks he died and Grace is an angel showing him mercy in the afterlife. He doesn't think he deserves it.
He's not religious, but after meeting God he believes in something.
Grace is happy to have another human/ human adjacent person to talk to. Especially one who went through something similar. (Simon doesn't talk about the horror he went through, he thinks Grace is omnipotent and already knows. When he find out Grace is just human he has a *small* crisis)
Grace lives happily on Erid. Loves teaching. Loves the beach.
I think Simon would think the beach is his penance for his past. Gentle, mocking torment.
Rocky is there like an aquarium owner trying to get his fish to breed.
Simon learns that Grace is regarded as Savior of the Stars along with Rocky and has another *small* crisis.
He has so much devotion respect for both of them.
When Grace learns about the good and bad that Simon's done he also respects him. Still cares for him. (That man is a middle school teacher. I know damn well he wouldn't blame a brain washed child living through the apocalypse)
Simon sleeps outside so he can see the stars/ not be enclosed in small spaces.
Grace has Scary Dog Privilege.
I'll die on the hill that Simon is also really fucking smart. LET THEM BE LITTLE SMARTIES TOGETHER.
Basicly Simon is mentally and physically fucked up, met God, thinks Grace is an angel of Grace, and just wants to "live" the remainder of his days in peace.
Grace saved the Stars with Rocky and lives his best life on Erid with his best friend and scruncly... roommate, teaching the young minds of Erid.
Rocky is banging their heads together to make them kiss like Barbies.
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[Edit: I like to think Simon just fucking pops into existence in the bio dome without reason. Just *poof* here ya go Grace, new traumatized roommate. Emphasis on "mate".
Another thought is that blood tree grown on Erid's moon (what i head canon as A-T5) kinda clips through time? and Eridian scientists analyze it and find Simon. They study the radiation from him and discovered how to cure radiation poisoning, among other advancements.]
i was considering why i dont just post my spooky jim + blurryface being weirddd doodles as their own posts rather than as a dense foto dump. see the problem is they get up to so many shenanigans it feels disrespectful to peoples dashes .
do you think aliens have alien movies too . theyre watching alien alien movies (image 3) and human alien movies (image 4) .
spooky jims antennae do look like TV antennae ... wiggling em around like joysticks trying to fix the signal ?
we were just feeding this guy whatever .
images 1-2 are oranges
image 3 is a lemon
image 4 is nerds rope . they are gonna maul each other
spooky jim sneak attacks on blurryface because blurryface is so unaware of his surroundings what if the hawk gets him . this is also how cats play with their young . dont worry about it
does spooky jim recognize his own reflection??? not on earth at the very least . his home planet doesnt have white light <- it is at this point i realize i have never brought up his home planet
everything is red on his home planet ^_^ his species lives by the river where they hide in dense reeds . their red markings help them camouflage !
he also has a big alien doggy ! the atmosphere is probably very oxygen rich so bigger animals can happen . landing on earth probably has been a hell of a challenge on spooky jims lungs thou . we got earth asthma...
the red light means visual information is pretty useless , which is why big alien doggy (probably also named jim) relies on hearing + smell instead of sight . (& why spooky jims species has their antenna for communicating . like ants) big alien doggy is also domesticated . theres bigger alien doggies out there ...
did we ever get an explanation for why they go full blair witch on voldsoy
what kind of skull even is that. why are they everywhere. is the circle the cycle. is there another religion in opposition to vialism that has its own symbols and teachings that's practiced only on voldsoy because all knowledge of it has been purged by the bishops.
hii fellow clikkies!! by now you know the deal, it's time for the world famous bingo event. this time i'm doing it differently. since there are many festivals happening throughout the summer + autumn season, multiple a week even, i've decided to split the bingo into a monthly event.
the bingo cards will be divided per month, rather than by show, and at the end of each one we'll tally (wink wink) up how everyone did throughout it!! at the end (or so) of every month i'll do a small summary post recounting all the details to know going into the next bingo card. you can join in whenever you'd like, and skip a month or two if needed too!! this should also help peeps who are too busy to keep up on a week to week basis
here are the instructions: fill a bingo card (ideally 5x5 but you can make it any size you'd like) with any guesses or predictions you have. you can use this bingo card generator site (if the site doesn't work, i’ve included a blank card under the cut that you can edit on sites like canva or your own camera roll for ease of use) or any other way to create it. if you have a free space in the middle of your card, feel free to name it whatever you’d like (i’ve personally gone for “josh voice mail”). please remember to screenshot your card and post it under the tag #clique bingo night
for an extra challenge: since the card is supposed to last you for a couple of shows, i’ve decided to include an optional new square variant for those interested in a bit more of a challenge. for any of your guesses, you can also add a guess of how many times that specific thing will happen. for example: “tyler will make bad dad jokes x5” or “josh wears a crop top x2”. with this, you can mark the same square multiple times, for extra points so to speak, or to use as a wild card for guesses. this is completely optional, and isn’t going to discredit your card if your guess is wrong.
you can post your bingo card starting today up until june 18th 6:00 pm EDT / 3:00 pm PDT (time zone converter here!!). after the show you can cross off the items you got right, and we can all compare how well we did
like last time, i'm including a few prompts under the cut for you to think about predictions to fill your squares in with, in case you're blanking about what to add. (you can always see what others have added to theirs as well for inspiration)
here's my bingo card for example:
bingo card prompts/ideas
will the boys have different hair? or will it stay the same?
what songs could they cut out of the setlist?
what songs could they add to the setlist?
will they wear the clancy and necromancer/torchbearer outfits?
will anything lore related happen?
will they be more active on social media? if so, how? where?
will the girls (and kids) join the tour?
what kind of clothes will they wear? will they be new or old/seen before?
will they be spotted out in the city in between gigs?
will they pull off any stunts? if so, which ones? who will do them?
will there be any new covers?
will there be any new mashups? either with their songs or with covers
who could have a mishap happen? (ex. tripping, stumbling on their words, instruments/mics not working correctly...)
what could tyler talk about between songs?
could josh continue having the festival's name on his shorts?
will there be new jocals?
potential reference to a future project?
will they reference something about the city or festival at some point during the show?
how will the clique react to each show? will new memes be born? will new theories emerge?
could they be filming behind the scenes videos (short form or long form) during the festival run?
anything you'd like to see happen? (realistic or not)
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