“Alright, so this...is a...dap? Just like that?” Mulan frowned, not seeing the humor behind it. “Children are strange, strange creatures. And one of my best friends is a dragon, so I know strange creatures.”
hERE is everyone’s favorite bloomin’ flower, fam!!!!!!!!!!!! she’s here, she’s queer, and she’s rEADY TO TEACH THE S H I T OUTTA Y’ALL
OKAY SO!!!!!!! first and foremost, mulan is not female!!!!!!!! you don’t need a gender to save china ayyyyyyyyyy. She does use she/her, but also uses they/them. The title isn’t Ms. or Miss or Mrs. it’s Mx. Like, with an X. Also, she is a parent, not a mother, but if her kids call her Mom, Mama, etc, it’s chill, but if u use the phrase “Chao/Lonnie’s mother” i will stand on your patio and frown at whoever I can see in your kitchen.
She’s a Heroism teacher bc. obvi. so she interacts w a lot of VKs, and is v much of the “if you had a shitty childhood ur my kid now dinner is at 7″ mindset lol i love her
“shang i accidentally adopted approximately 20 kids”
she loves her kids. love love loves her kids. there are few ways to get on her bad side, but messing with her kids is definitely one of them. or, her husband, but c’mon, he’s a grownup, he can fend for himself.
she literally does not care that chao is 30 & lonnie’s almost 18 ok they are her babies
personality wise, she’s basically the same as the first movie, because I never saw anything after that bc honestly fuck disney sequels. so she’s kind of awkward, kind of clumsy, kind of an anxious mess sometimes, but she could still kick ur ass without chipping a nail, so.
there’s,,,,,,, not a lot more I can say unless you haven’t seen the movie lol in which case i would be glad to scream at you about it
also bring in some mushu & cri-kee & yao & ling & chien po kids for her to also love and lowkey adopt ayyyyyyyyyy
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