rusty bunghole

[noosferik]

guy who enjoys german class a little too much: ancient slavs had words of power they used to shout mountains apart

girl who collects crystals: that's actually true as fuck

70 year old professor who sometimes calls students "comrade": faggotry is actually good, I don't have a problem with faggotry, Aristotle was a faggot, Caesar was a faggot...

guy behind me: YOOOOO check it out (pulls up beheading video on a chechen telegram previously unknown to mankind)

Professor: ...Galileo was a faggot, I think Napoleon was a faggot, Comrade Tito probably wasn't a faggot but...

[jisuto]

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

Please stop making me tap the sign

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

[ejacutastic]

everytime I get a negative covid test I think of the big vaxxed papi tweet

[ejacutastic]

this one

[super-wrestlevania-iv-deactivat]

Tbh this is my toxic trait as a Star Trek fan and I assume some of y'all can relate

[aurasisle]

bumper sticker that says “honk if you love clown girls” with a drawing of a clown girl honking her nose next to it

[aurasisle]

proof of concept (that I'll maybe make real..?)

[beaft]

if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

[acidhues]

[elfenbankje-deactivated20250101]

[huffylemon]

[swankyjami]

This is what happens when you’re still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

[boeing-787]

[just-some-nerd-guy]

I put “no hookups, no communists” in my Tinder profile. I haven’t been getting any matches so there must either be a bunch of sluts around me of a bunch of godless reds.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

this is literally the funniest post on here

[schreibfederlaerm]

so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.

I mean, holy shit

i will use these as reaction images until i die

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Until you die how

[kibumkim]

[duncebento]

finally….feminem

[thewolfofthestars]

aight what human rights violation have they committed now

[alleecatblues]

Lead and Cadmium Could Be in Your Dark Chocolate - Consumer Reports

Consumer Reports tested 28 dark chocolate bars and found cadmium and lead in all of them. Here's how to limit your heavy metal exposure.

[chaoticconstellation]

On this day one year ago, I was fired from Crumbl Cookies because my grandfather suddenly died and I cried when I found out and was on the clock. They make you sign a waiver to not talk about the recipes that lasts one year after your termination. Well guess what babes. That day, is today. RIP Nanu, you’ve been missed. But for anyone who likes the Chocolate Chip Cookies or the Iced Sugar Cookies, check out the recipes in the links. Feel free to ask about other recipes, it’s been a year but some things are just reskinned versions of these lol. Good Luck and Happy Baking.

Edit: Here is a Master List of all the recipes I have been able to remember thus far; I will be updating it as I am able!

[beardedmrbean]

[beemojis]

target audience

[beemojis]

it occurs to me that i am also the target audience

[gayforcarstairsgirls]

"came back wrong" but it's food that you heated up in the microwave

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

two households both alike in dignity

[theburialofstrawberries]

I do. God help me I do

[obiwan]