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Hey, four fifths of my polycule saw you from across the bar and think you're cute. The other one thinks you're fuck ugly.

cyberpunkboytoy

So there's the idea of "kitchen table poly," AKA "everyone in the polycule needs to be able to sit at a kitchen table together and get along like friends."

One of my roommates just came up with a counter idea, which is "poker table poly." Everyone in the polycule must be enemies. No one is allowed to get too chummy or they're kicked out. They all also likely owe eachother money.

itscoldinwonderland

Deconstruct your amatonormativity!!

Take yourself out on dates. Go to the movie theater alone. Go out to eat alone. Enjoy life alone, it's okay. Enjoy life with friends. Take you're friends out on dates. Have sex with people you don't love. Have sex with people you don't want to marry. Have friends with benefits and hook ups and one night stands and situationships. Never have sex. Never get married. Marry your best friend. Kiss your friends. Date multiple people. When people say you'll never be happy alone kill them with hammers 🔨🔨🔨🔨. Live alone with several pets. Be happy. Be free. Do you.

madameoni

Nico Puttanesca

sort of cleaned their design- had to give them the "beautiful" merit since everybody agrees they're hot.

chartreusejack

So, introducing the coterie and some NPCs for 3 chapter!~ Dorian Graves: "тремер дома" - "tremere at home" - Master master can we have tremere? - No we have tremere at home! Tremere at home: toreador It's doubly funny when you know how much our gamemaster wanted a Tremere among the coterie.

Damian Barnes: "сила огурца" - "cucumber power" The origins of the joke lie in a famous healer who practices the power of the earth, like our Tzimisce.

Jonathan Mill: "часики дотикали" - "time is up!" What if your watch is a detonator and it's on the verge? He has incredible self-control, but I wouldn't test it. Coin: "фурриеб" - "furry f*er" You know, this is a classic description of Nosferatu from klanbook, who steals a gangrel fursuit. He's excited about gangrel. Rudolph Paulsen: "Майк Вазовски" - "Mike Wazowski" Someone compares him to a character from Metal Gear Solid, but I'm absolutely disgusting in my jokes.

Liam O’Doherty: "Отстиранный шабашит" - "Washed Sabbat" Oh, the guy was completely brainwashed by Dr. William Timothy and put on the path of humanity. (inhumanity)

Jules Parr: "последняя нервная клетка" - "last nerve cell" A non-binary-icon-sheriff is too worried about us. We are not the most faithful masquerade guardians. And Beckett!!