a bug and a bat

two ireps suddenly.... therapists?

[therawish]

Throwing a baby?? In PRISON??? People are insane man.

Mm. It kind of made sense, They shift. We did cause a lot of problems.... Kind of deserved it.

[therawish]

Yeah! You were there! They talked about turbo forms and stuff too!

...Right. They nod.

[therawish]

Least delicious spider?

They shrug, Daddy Long Legs i guess? Not much meat.

[therawish]

What if a kid wished for superpowers but they also wished for them to last the rest of their life? 🤔

Maybe..? It'd be situational I think.....? That'd be up to Jorgen and the Fairy Council.

[therawish]

...Do you want?? To talk??? About the torture???

It's pretty public knowledge.

They shrug, poofing a remote into their hand, turning on the TV. Instead of a human TV channel, a blonde fair in a blue shirt appears. It's clearly a re-run, as she seems to be narrating the destruction of three worlds— "This is Fairy Hart reporting I no longer have pink eye! In other news, the infamous Baby Foop has been sent to Abracatraz Prison and placed in the safety of a maximum security time-out."

The screen cuts to what appears to be a small, blue, square baby with the same facial hair as the Anti-Fairy sitting at the bar. The tail and wings however are... different. The child seems to be in just that, a maximum security time out.

There's plenty more where this came from.

[therawish]

Most delicious spider?

He hums, I really like the venomous kinds! The Sydney Funnel-web spider is really tasty!

[therawish]

What's cribbage?

Its a card - board game. He hums, Its two.. Or four players! It requires a lot of math.. But its fun!

[therawish]

You know? Glorbs? Glowing orbs? They talked about them in therapy a while ago...

Was I there..? They tilt their head.

[therawish]

What do you mean by being smarter than average? What's the correlation?

That... Is a super power. Or, can be.

[therawish]

Hospitals? What happened?

They shrug, Just.. Not a fan.

[therawish]

Have you ever been tortured?

He snorts, Yeah. Why?

[therawish]

Favorite spider?

Pink Toe Tranculas are pretty cute! And a classic Wolf Spider is cool too.. We used to have a giant spider when we were younger. They smile, I don't think we have a favorite though.

[therawish]

Anything interesting to talk about?

Vicky, Dev, Cereal.... Dale, I guess. He shrugs, Cosmo, Wanda, Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Wanda, chess, cribbage, magic, law, fairy law— I can talk about a lot of things.

[therawish]

Do you want a glorb? They come fresh off the tree!

Um...... Sure? What's a glorb.....?

[therawish]

Would a kid that wishes for powers get to keep them?

That... Depends. He shrugs, I don't think they'd keep them into adulthood unless they were covert enough— like being smarter than average.

[therawish]

What does torture feel like?

Not... Fun..? He tilts his head, Why do you ask?

[therawish]

What are you afraid of?

Vicky, mostly. He shrugs, The normal stuff.. Needles, Uh.... Hospitals, I guess? Nothing too extreme though, I'm fine with chainsaws, torture, stuff like that.