It has come to our attention that @transfemericharris and @trannyklebold are now PREGNANT. Whenever you can, we would like you to congratulate them for this wonderful miracle bestowed upon them. We at EVN hope that the pregnancies go well, and there are no casualties. We cannot WAIT to see what these children will look like, and be like in the future.
Speaking of Relationships, We Have a Few Updates.
It's official; @irisherich and @countryericlol are now married, and are also expecting! We?'d like to congratulate the couple, and send our wishes their way. Given that these wonderful mothers and fathers of the Ericverse are what keep us from going extinct, we'd ask that you go and congratulate the two whenever possible. We see a bright future for the couple, and wish nothing but prosperity upon them.
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On another note, as an update to yesterday's post, @chineseericharris and @russianericharris have seemed to have formed a sort of communistic alliance. We wonder if Russian Eric will do the same with @northkoreanericharris, or if he will simply stick with Chinese Eric. One thing we do know for sure is that Russian Eric is choosing to keep his romantic feelings to Chinese Eric, like a loyal comerade. He seems to not mind Chinese Eric's vociferous attitude. Could this be the start of something new?
Thats all for now, folks. Thank you for choosing EVN as your trustable, reliable news source for today.
(Today's report is sponsored by Irish Eric's Spuds.)
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