Magic/Witchy Starters
For muses with magic leanings or AU purposes. An attempt at some variety of magic preferences, and some silly options as well. Change wording as needed.
“Don’t drink that!”
“It’s just tea. No potion or shenanigans to worry about.”
“Here take this. Wait, no. This one.”
“I can’t just give you shape-shifting powers, that’s not how potions work.”
“I’m not THAT kind of witch/wizard/warlock/etc.”
“Spells take a lot of time and energy. I’m not just giving them away for free.”
“If you insist on sticking around, at least be useful and grab the bottle of dragonfly wings.”
“You thought this was what? It’s a bath bomb. Nothing more and nothing less.”
“So you make spells? Can you help me fix my life?”
“Do you need to sacrifice me or something for some magic?”
“We don’t do sacrifices. That’s just fear-mongering.”
“You’re going to turn me into a toad, I just know it!”
“Can you read my fortune?”
“So you can tell the future?”
“Just because I pulled the Death card doesn’t mean you’re actually going to die.”
“Yes I need all these candles. No I won’t tell you why.”
“This is a strange bit of magic…”
“Are all spells so pretty? Or just yours?”
“You’re lucky you’re too cute to curse.”
“You’ll burn for this, witch!”
“They say there’s a wicked, old witch in these woods.”
“You do realize they just sold you nothing more than water flavored with mint, right? This isn’t a potion.”
“You’re a fraud. This isn’t magic.”
“Can you teach me how to do magic like you?”
“You’ll never learn this spell if you don’t pay attention.”
“I may have accidentally spilled water on your spellbook.”
“Is magic real?”
“Of course magic is real.”
“There’s no such thing as magic.”
“So do you use a wand or a staff or anything?”
“You know those spells are forbidden for a reason.”
