real hamster, real talk.

i'm eric. sup wit it

[therealhamster]

just a bunch of post thieves

[therealhamster]

pizza is such an odd food invention when u think about it like who the fuk sat and was like "hey let's make a giant flat piece of bread and then crush tomatos all over it and fukin throw some cheese too just for the hell of it yeah that's what I wanna eat tonight" 🤔🤔🤔 don't even get me started on the breadsticks

[therealhamster]

drunksgiving

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

[therealhamster]

this girl on Xbox support just told me I was a very special case for her and added "(wink)" what the fuck is going on right now

[therealhamster]

Yeah actually double fuck off

[sexemulators]

[therealhamster]

yeah fuck off

[meanplastic]

[onlytwitterpics]

[therealhamster]

chokers are so fukin hot tho

[sanicdahegehog]

[therealhamster]

Hmmmm

Hmmmmmmmm

[therealhamster]

i get very defensive over pickles

[therealhamster]

skate 3 is backwards compatible finally yesssssss

[therealhamster]

canada right now be like

[therealhamster]

if you chew with your mouth open I hope you know everyone around you wants to beat your ass