The Misadventures of JoJo

Welcome to my life! Warning: it gets a bit bumpy sometimes.

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How I want my morning commute to be.

VERSUS

How my morning commute was.

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It drives me insane when the car behind me starts honking literally .5 second when the light turns green. Like give me AT LEAST ONE DAMN SECOND to move my foot asshole!!!

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If you thought traffic was bad on a five-line freeway, can you imagine a 50-lane traffic jam?

And I thought traffic jams in NY were bad........ I think I would’ve just put my car in park and leave. Eventually I’d come back. 

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LOL!

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yes

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this is what the guys do on the subway -_-

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Jenna Marbles! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYOg1ifFDXA 

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Does anyone know what "beez in the trap" mean?

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I feel ya girl.