John Lennon

Official account of John Winston Ono Lennon, musician, activist and former member of The Beatles.

[pierrotdoesnteat]

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[fxtion-fweax]

Thanks for the tag :>>

Ima tag more moots

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[just-another-infp-deactivated20]

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[shattered-starry-pages]

Thank you so much 🫶🫶

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[asterriisms]

thank you for the tag :-) i appreciate it

uhh i don’t have too many mutuals (and some of them are already in this thread) so

@magefelixir

[johnnyvalance]

abshd tysm?????

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[sciencegothic-deactivated202503]

oh this is so sweet, thank you <3

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[storms2ndblog]

Am I doing this right???:

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[storms2ndblog]

Hang on I missed some:

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[kusnechik]

Goodness you're literally so sweet for this!! <3

(Gandalf voice) Get tagged, you fools!

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[eksentrismi]

AUGHHHHH, thank you so much for the tag!!! That's so sweet!! ;_; <333 ough, i'm spinning from joy... anyways, time to list some friends & moots!

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No need or pressure to doing this tag game btw, feel free to do this only if you want to <333

[cryptidteaparty]

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[chaos-triangle]

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[slightchanceofarson]

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all yall are appreciated :)

[batman-lucy]

thank you to @slightchanceofarson and @afriendofblahaj for the tags

i will be tagging all my mootssssss

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[gone-in-the-woods]

Thanks so much for that tag, it made my day!

tagging my bestie @remithegayshoebill bc they're basically the only other person I've interacted with. plus they're like really wonderful

[remithegayshoebill]

AWWW TYYY

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[retic-pithon-deactivated2025083]

WHATT THANK YOU

@achillez-on-pawz, @an0nsleuth, @thecouncilofidiots, @in-a-mello-mood, @homocidalpotat, @stuck-in-a-forest, @amediocregamer, @theoneandonlypatches, and like. all my moots i just dont feel like finding the list

[in-a-mello-mood]

Thanks for the tag sm ❤❤❤

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Love seeing literally everyone. I love u all sm 💙💙💙💙

[insert-clever-username-1133]

tyyy!!!

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[whydousernamesevenexist]

Thank you, I like seeing you on my dash or in my notifications as well <333

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[im-a-mess-of-a-person]

thx for the tag🥹🥹 love all my moots🥰🥰 this was just off the top of my head and i didn’t feel like finding my list lol

@deepesttyrantwizard @lovely-lavender-sunshine @starrysky1212 @mariapoten @deswhomst @cool-lesbian-is-here @abductedhiko @inhkeart @moonystrucksstuff @sunmoonyandstars @in-a-different-timeline @roseanneblack @1-800-tacomuncher @invasiveroadkill @bemusedrodent @faerie-remuslupinsversion

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[yourlocalchronicdaydreamer]

Thank you so much!!!

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[somanyquestions-featuringanxiety]

❤️ tysm!

@niamhings @amy-harper @n3rdchi1d @hawthorne-swift-enthusiasttt @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft @floorworm @yourlocalwhovian @willyoubemydarling @roseus-eli + ALL MY MOOTS I LOVE YOU GUYS

[noacf-enthusiasttt]

AWW HI TYSM ILY

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[iiiidiotnathanieliii]

AAH THANK YOUU !!

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[ziggy-stardust-is-in-love]

AAAAWWWWWW THANK YOUU

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[noeliogallagh3r]

THANK YOU

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Is everyone there ???

[yukiiweirdfishes-11-deactivated]

TYYY🐰

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[allthongsmustpass]

Tysmmm 💕💕

@cranberrypaul @harrisons-hoe @ringosbitch @harrisonsbabygirl @georgeharrisonswizardhat

I don’t have many mutuals yet 😔 but I love the ones I have

[harrisonsbabygirl]

omg I got tagged in this I’m so happy!!!!! Tysm @allthongsmustpass

I don’t have many mutuale either but here are some of my fav blogs

@lucy-in-the-skiess @george-harrisons-last-biscuit @therealjohnlennon @the-boney-rolls

[therealjohnlennon]

Thank you @harrisonsbabygirl!

I would like to nominate @john-winston-ono-lennon

[forgive-me-father-for-i-am-fin]

A Incomplete List of People Who Would Die in a Sharknado

Karl Marx - he spent the majority of his life drinking, writing based books, and freeloading off of his wife and boyfriend Friedrich Engles

Donald Trump - pretty obvious but he’d be the first to die

John Denver - died in a plane crash so he obviously wouldn’t be able to survive what happened in Sharknado 2: The Second One.

Joe Rogan - He would challenge the sharks into a boxing match and that would work until the sharks started biting his arm.

All the Beatles - they are not prepared for a Sharknado. John would write a song asking for Sharknado peace and be killed shortly after. Ringo would get his nose bitten off. Paul would charmingly ramble at the sharks. George would be the last to die.

Both Presidents Bushes - they just don’t have the warrior personality one needs to survive a Sharknado.

Pope Benedict XVI - If a Sharknado hits we all need to accept that he will not survive. This is not surprising since he did not serve for life as a Pope.

Sigmund Freud - he would not know what to do in the event of a Sharknado. He spent his entire life analyzing people for daddy/mommy issues he would die almost instantly.

John F. Kennedy - this is unfortunate but not surprising.

Friedrich Neitzche - he doesn’t have God on his side.

William Shatner - he gets offended by the word cisgender so I doubt he could survive a Sharknado. He spends all his time on twitter so he wouldn’t even begin to prepare for the Sharknado.

Elon Musk - His ego would get in the way of any actual survival techniques. He would probably try to buy the Sharknado and that would kill him.

Thomas Jefferson - he doesn’t have the skills to fight a shark flying at 90 MPH at his face.

William Howard Taft - this is not about the bathtub or his weight. He just doesn’t have a warrior personality.

You can send me names of people or characters and I can better complete this and the other list

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

I think a Sharknado peace song would work very well :(

[therealjohnlennon]

Don’t listen to them John a Sharknado peace song is a great idea

[therealjohnlennon]

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[lord-pain]

Rip John Lennon you would have loved AO3

[wefortunatefew-blog]

Oh my god he would have been insufferable. Texting paul screenshots constantly. Confusing well written stories with things that actually happened because he likes them better. Leaving angry comments if he didn't like a portrayal of himself.

[whitebisexual]

Prev idk if you were being serious or not but I’m gonna come out of the tags to explain this post to you anyway because I can’t help myself

^ This is John Lennon. #1 Fag of the 1960’s imo. He’s a crusty British guy who was in a really underground indie band called The Beatles. Definitely possesses “where my hug at” energy. He has a reputation for being a little bit of a freak and also an asshole but it’s ok. Most of us have forgiven him. And Yes he did die in 1980 at age 40 he was murdered outside his apartment RIP 🙏. OP said he would’ve loved ao3 because ao3 contains several hundred? Several thousand? Idk A Lot of stories in which he ^^ gets freaky with his lifelong toxic homoerotic situationship and former bandmate Paul McCartney (pictured below). That’s it that’s the rundown

[certifiedbeatlesposts]

certified beatles post

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

…be right back, I’m going to check out AO3

[therealjohnlennon]

who wrote this what the fuck why am i dead

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

WOOAHH ITS THE REAL JOHN LENNON!!;;;;;!! JPHN LENNON REAL!!;;!!!

Erm acksually nothing is real

steam strawberry fields forever

[therealjohnlennon]

NO! THAT IS NOT THE REAL JOHN LENNON! YOU ARE BEING TRICKED BY A PHONY PRETENDING TO BE A BEATLE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE SINCE 1966. I AM THE REAL JOHN LENNON AND DON’T YOU DOUBT IT FOR A SECOND!

Anyways nothing is real and nothing to get hung about new single strawberry fields forever b/w shit granny song drops february 13th 1967

[groon]

fuck john lennon's ass, i'm posting john wetton's ass instead

[therealjohnlennon]

fuck my what

[milfpaul]

beatles tiktok is actually killing me

[official-james-paul-mccartney]

@john-winston-ono-lennon me n who 👀

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

Oh hey Paul #3! Wanna start a weird…er, clone/time travel/alternate universe/whatever polycule friend group?

[official-james-paul-mccartney]

of course !! i love having friends!/x

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

@totallypaulmccartney @therealjohnlennon @sir-mccartney hello.

[therealjohnlennon]

Hello John. Hello Paul. Hello also Paul.

[whalesharkcat]

THIS JUST IN: Progesterone makes you an even bigger faggot!

I started a few days ago and it has rang very true so far :3

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

how to drug Paul with this

[official-james-paul-mccartney]

i can see this you know

[therealjohnlennon]

how to make Paul forget this

[therealjohnlennon]

Sorry I haven’t posted much I’ve been busy being dead

[val-zilla]

i think if any of the beatles got pregnant it would be john but it would be during their time in hamburg and he'd be having a back alley abortion with paul holding his hand and dabbing his forehead with the only dirty ass towel they had in their shitty room while george goes to town with a wire hanger and ringo is knocked out at the floor of some club they were at the night before and when he wakes up at 1pm with drool down his chin he sees john smoking a cigarette before he says "i can drink again"

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

historically accurate

— real John Lennon

[therealjohnlennon]

impersonating me again, i see?

[therealjohnlennon]

Wait I’ve got it! Are you an extension of my personality?

— @john-winston-ono-lennon

Hmm… maybe… or perhaps you’re an extension of MY personality?

[therealjohnlennon]

hey why is there another me

— @john-winston-ono-lennon

I could ask the same. Who are you?

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

John Lennon.

[therealjohnlennon]

You may claim so, but if you look at our usernames it seems as though I am the real John Lennon. What do you have to say for yourself?

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

Liar. I’m the real John

[therealjohnlennon]

Look at my username. It says I am the real John Lennon.

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

Your username is lying.

[therealjohnlennon]

Oh yeah? Well I can take a picture and prove I am the real John Lennon

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

Sorry. Detour here—

Ben Shapiro???

[therealjohnlennon]

What about it?

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

why

[therealjohnlennon]

You’re getting very off-topic

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

*gasp* ARE YOU BEN SHAPIRO TRYING TO STEAL MY IDENTITY???

[therealjohnlennon]

NO I AM JOHN LENNON AND I CAN PROVE IT!

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

Then prove it.

[therealjohnlennon]

I will.

Look it’s me John Lennon

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

Omg ur head is trapped in a box rip fake john lennon

[therealjohnlennon]

It’s just the angle

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

It’s too late I’ve already edited your pfp to feature your head trapped in a box

[therealjohnlennon]

It seems as though your head is in a circle

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

Wait, what if…*legasp*

We’re BOTH the real John Lennon???

Visit Original Link

[therealjohnlennon]

Is it possible?

[therealjohnlennon]

hey why is there another me

— @john-winston-ono-lennon

I could ask the same. Who are you?

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

John Lennon.

[therealjohnlennon]

You may claim so, but if you look at our usernames it seems as though I am the real John Lennon. What do you have to say for yourself?

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

Liar. I’m the real John

[therealjohnlennon]

Look at my username. It says I am the real John Lennon.

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

Your username is lying.

[therealjohnlennon]

Oh yeah? Well I can take a picture and prove I am the real John Lennon

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

Sorry. Detour here—

Ben Shapiro???

[therealjohnlennon]

What about it?

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

why

[therealjohnlennon]

You’re getting very off-topic

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

*gasp* ARE YOU BEN SHAPIRO TRYING TO STEAL MY IDENTITY???

[therealjohnlennon]

NO I AM JOHN LENNON AND I CAN PROVE IT!

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

Then prove it.

[therealjohnlennon]

I will.

Look it’s me John Lennon

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

Omg ur head is trapped in a box rip fake john lennon

[therealjohnlennon]

It’s just the angle

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

It’s too late I’ve already edited your pfp to feature your head trapped in a box

[therealjohnlennon]

It seems as though your head is in a circle

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

@therealjohnlennon

[therealjohnlennon]

@john-winston-ono-lennon

[therealjohnlennon]

hey why is there another me

— @john-winston-ono-lennon

I could ask the same. Who are you?

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

John Lennon.

[therealjohnlennon]

You may claim so, but if you look at our usernames it seems as though I am the real John Lennon. What do you have to say for yourself?

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

Liar. I’m the real John

[therealjohnlennon]

Look at my username. It says I am the real John Lennon.

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

Your username is lying.

[therealjohnlennon]

Oh yeah? Well I can take a picture and prove I am the real John Lennon

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

Sorry. Detour here—

Ben Shapiro???

[therealjohnlennon]

What about it?

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

why

[therealjohnlennon]

You’re getting very off-topic

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

*gasp* ARE YOU BEN SHAPIRO TRYING TO STEAL MY IDENTITY???

[therealjohnlennon]

NO I AM JOHN LENNON AND I CAN PROVE IT!

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

Then prove it.

[therealjohnlennon]

I will.

Look it’s me John Lennon

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

Omg ur head is trapped in a box rip fake john lennon

[therealjohnlennon]

It’s just the angle

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

john (me) i was thinking we’d write a song with yoko about womens oppression, what do you think we should call it?

Hm…

What about…

[CENSORED]

[therealjohnlennon]

That’s perfect thank you

[rpfjesus2004]

found this in ibispaint files

[john-winston-ono-lennon]

:(

[therealjohnlennon]

How could they say this to us