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@therealjorpyborpy
I am the Real Jorpyborpy. Do not trust the other Jorpyborpy. I am myself. I am the Real one. I mean very serious business.
mr real jorp. whats uour favoritest pokeman
I do not participate in cockfighting and such similar sports, as it is a crime and has no place in a developed society! Squirtle is cool though
schlorb
Om my gosh guys. schlorb
PREPOSTEROUS. HOW CAN SCHLORB BE IN FALSE JORPYBORPY’S INBOX WHEN I’M THE REAL JORPYBORPY. THIS IS IDENTITY THEFT. HORRIBLE IDENTITY THEFT.
🤬🤬🤬
WOW FALSE JORPYBORPY. why did you YELL at therealjorpyborpy??
as a citizen I think that was really mean and unjustified!!! i will not vote you for the primaries!!!!
-ABSOLUTELY NOT @therealjorpyborpy
bro it carl
The Real Jorpyborpy here. I have a question.
Name THREE reasons why carl is so important that you have to resort to VERBAL ABUSE to protect his supposed REPUTATION. >:(
You must not kno him
that ISNT a VALID argument
if YOU can’t NAME three ARGUMENTS about CARL being IMPORTANT you HAVE no RATIONALE to BE abusive!!!!!
horrible HORRIBLE horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOW FALSE JORPYBORPY. why did you YELL at therealjorpyborpy??
as a citizen I think that was really mean and unjustified!!! i will not vote you for the primaries!!!!
-ABSOLUTELY NOT @therealjorpyborpy
bro it carl
The Real Jorpyborpy here. I have a question.
Name THREE reasons why carl is so important that you have to resort to VERBAL ABUSE to protect his supposed REPUTATION. >:(
:[ as a carl that hurt my feelings. take it back
The post was only meant for the Carl that is acquainted with the False Jorpyborpy. If you are not acquainted with the Fals Jorpyborpy, then I deeply apologize for hurting your feelings, and would like to clarify that the comment was never directed at you.
However, if you are well acquainted with the False Jorpyborpy. Then I regret nothing. i HATE you!!!! HATE HATE HATE!!!!!
😡😡😡
;] impregnation anon here, you'd become the real jorpyborpy if you had my babies
hmmm…. mayb— wait.. NO. YOU DONT FOOL ME. YOU LIE. I WILL NOT LET A LIAR TRICK ME. SHAME ON YOU 😡😡😡
Shout out to my guy. carl
WOW!
Sorry guys for yelling
heartless ):
Shout out to my guy. carl
WOW!
I HATE CARL 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Little guy he said meow. He and he's so little . he's only little
Jorpyborpy fact! Did you know??
Did you guys know thiss??
CRAZY
YOU SAID NOTHING WHAT
Shocking Jorpyborpy Truth: Trees kill 1.5 million people a day. They are dangerous and should be avoided.
I kno what you are .
The Real Jorpyborpy? Yes. Speaking.
They goingh to put me in oven
Air fryers > ovens though.
the real jorpubou, what is your new ear resolution??
I am going to destroy you and destroy everything in the world.
Btw the world is flat