The Real Karate Unicorn

[therealkarateunicorn]

What's up with the clouds today? #sky #clouds #intresting (at Graz, Austria)

[therealkarateunicorn]

Look what I captured yesterday😄😍🌄 #sun #ontheway #beautiful (at Graz, Austria)

[therealkarateunicorn]

When yo momma makes you chicken soup because you're sick and about to die🤒🤒🤒 #thanksmom #ilovechickensoup #soup #iloveyoumomma #foodforlife #40degreefever #myheadisgonnaexplode #ihatebeingsick (at Graz, Austria)

[therealkarateunicorn]

Look what I made!!!! A cheese & salami omlette that was soooo delicious!!! 😍😍😍#chefontheweekends #imquittingschoolandbecomingachef #imgonnabeachefoneday #omlette (at Graz, Austria)

[therealkarateunicorn]

Ma momma made me a Turkish coffee cause I'mma have to stay up late to study physics and write an essay but instead I'm writing this caption for an Instagram pic and whining about how much I have to do😅 #gottahitthebooks #thanksisaacnewton #gonnagostudynow (at Graz, Austria)

[therealkarateunicorn]

Look what I cooked up today😍🍝 I'm seriously considering to just drop out of school and cook for a living!!! This is #notmomsspaghetti with tomato sauce, zucchini and tuna!! And it's soo goooood!!!!😍😍😍🍝🍝 #imgonnabeachefoneday #imquittingschoolandbecomingachef #foodgasm #foodforlife #ishouldbestudyingrightnowbutfuckit #ihopeipass #fuckmath (at Graz, Austria)

[therealkarateunicorn]

I made our lunch too today!! Look at this perfection!!😍😍😍 I'm just gonna quit school and be a chef now!! This is egg fried rice with steak on top😍😍 #eggfriedrice #steakwithbuttergarlic #foodgasm #steakforlife #steak #chinesefood #imgonnabeachefoneday #futurecook (at Graz, Austria)

[therealkarateunicorn]

This took me 2 hours to make and it was soooo worth it!!!😍😍💪🏽 #food #foodforlife #foodgasm #poachedeggs #iloveitsofuckingmuch #imgonnabeachefoneday (at Graz, Austria)

[therealkarateunicorn]

I love dis nail polish soo much #nofilterneeded #mesmerizedessie #iloveessie Thank you @aidouzieee

[therealkarateunicorn]

My kinds of cherries🌶🌶🌶

[therealkarateunicorn]

Daily Thoughts

Sometimes I just like to curl up under processes cotton, sip herb water out of a hole in a ceramic clump and look at slices of wood and hallucinate a world that doesn't exist.

[artofthecatt]

oh snap

[moaccyrk]

REBLOG.

FOREVER.

[thepanthercave]

This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway “inner critic” and this comic is perfect ❤️

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

So Pokemon Go came out and I legit walked around for three hours in the dark, met like five of my neighbors also looking for Pokemon, and saw a grown ass man trudge into a pond. What a time to be alive.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

nintendo’s plan to make everyone get out the house is working spectacularly if a bit odd.

[ten-and-donna]

“Working spectacularly, if a bit odd” is Nintendo’s entire goddamn business model.

[therealkarateunicorn]

Just wait till Harry Potter GO comes out! An even bigger potion *wink* the world is gonna wanna play that. And like battle Voldemort but it's the highest level battle and you'd have to already have collected all the spells and defeated Aragog 🕷and Slitherin's Balsilisk 🐍 to finally get to mother****ing Voldemort. I can't wait for this to come out.

[sheldony]

[bossyasfvck]

@boobs-and-blondes

[therealkarateunicorn]

This is awesome!!! 🌶🌶

[therealkarateunicorn]

Daily Thoughts

I had to burp and then I thought why are burps called burps and not mouth farts and why are farts called farts and not butt burps? Now let that sink in…

[danielkanhai]

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

[therealkarateunicorn]