Baby Slut Riker

Your typical hardcore casual frog

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[aniseandspearmint]

@thebibliosphere

[eggtwerp]

hey girl idk if ur free but a couple of us are getting together and letting the want take us

[garaks-padded-cell]

americans be like dude learning to drive isnt that bad but they dont know youre in ireland sharing a lane with a horse who is a bad person. And the horse and the instructor are friends and he keeps dapping the horse up through the window. And the horse called you a bitch under his breath so quiet the driving instructor is trying to convince you that you must have misheard him but you didnt. and theres a roundabout coming up and the horse didnt indicate

[sreegs]

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

[sreegs]

"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

[sreegs]

"those are his hooves, bitch."

✅ True

Those are his hooves, bitch.

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

I just in general would like to know less about Christianity.

[screengoddess]

Lucille Ball 1940

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

The one thing that is great about Once Upon a Time is how fully it understands the insular nature of a small town. Yeah yeah Elsa's my foster cousin. My mom's best friend ran off with Dorothy. I'm dating Hook who has years of personal beef with my baby daddy's grandfather, Peter Pan. Like typical small town shit. You honestly don't even have to change the names.

[mutant-distraction]

Rough Indonesian Fossil Coral – Indonesia

Photo : Jennie J. Koch

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

Hey, was no one gonna tell me Elminster was trans?

[marisatomay]

I think we need to let villains be camp again. “Ohhhhh it’s homophobic to always have the villain be camp!” Okay but it’s been like. So boring without them.

[knivesandteeth]

And its hot

[zforzelma]

Also it’s hot, is the thing.

[marisatomay]

It’s literally hot

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

I was defending Twilight, of all godawful things, to my sisters this afternoon under the justification that it was a compelling enough read that you can understand why it gained the popularity it did. It is not a masterpiece. It's majorly flawed with a lot of unchecked racism, but for a teen supernatural romance novel from 20 years ago it mostly works.

Which is where the disconnect happens. They're comparing this novel for 15 year olds to the works of Ann Rice as though that's a reasonable comparison. Like yes they are both works of vampire fiction. Yes they are both read by 15 year olds, but they are not the same genre.

Twilight is teeny-bopper lit. It is for the bookworm tweens and teens who wanted to be goth, but who were still a little afraid of Hot Topic. It's in the genre of Vampire Kisses and Vampires Suck and the dozens of other vampire novels for teens that were pouring onto the market in the mid aughts. You can weight a Vampire Diaries against a Buffy or a True Blood against a Being Human but to weight a Twilight against an Ann Rice is frankly stacking the deck.

Such a baffling way to judge fiction. I may not enjoy Fourth Wing, but i'm not trying to pretend it can be judged against Game of Thrones as the same genre despite both involving dragons and sex.

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

[ivara]

[fakegeekguy]

So no one else has to look this up. She’s the creative director of Warframe.

[nyvirea]

The title creative director probably doesnt quite cover just how deeply involved in warframe Rebecca Ford is. If there is a Jane Warframe, it's her. If you at all pay attention to announcements or developer stuff, this is the woman you'll be seeing. The community treats her like a patron saint.

[keterkid]

People who are younger than you but taller

[gondor-calls-for-aid]

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

[emeraldembers]

People who are younger than you

[discipleofpuck]

People

[gentlepanpirate]

Being turned into a llama

[stabilizedinsanity]

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

[nemusou-blog]

yeah… weird

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[sheaymin]

sony cutting off physical discs while also implementing a system that doesnt allow you to actually own ur digital games due to that 30 day verification whatever not to mention outside of gaming for the past few years sony has stopped producing on physical formats which is insane because THEY developed nearly every format every company uses( dvd, bluray, cd, etc ) so they have the biggest hand on production leaving a vacuum now that theyve stopped plus being absolutely shady with their digital marketplaces most recent example w/ pulling studio canal conent & the funimation / crunchyroll merger still has missing anime never added back to the app the shut down of multiple studios + the end of destiny 2 despite wanting to focus on live service which is just code for focusing on gta6's online mode & nothing else like adding the years upon years upon years of extra added shady sony horsepiss not just playstation but sony as a whole the fuck am i expected to spend a SINGLE dime with them again

[sheaymin]

adding to the "you dont hate sony enough" they also announced today they are shutting down the ps3 & psvita digital marketplaces so fuck preservation of games for older consoles ig !!

[harrykim]

Star Trek: The Next Generation 06.07 Rascals