Baby Slut Riker

Your typical hardcore casual frog

[desertedinurban]

High fashion Bleach by Deserted In Urban

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[notkatniss]

still thinking about the clear dunkin canopic jars tweet

[thefollow-spot]

Canopic jar - Wikipedia

Canopic jar - Wikipedia

[earhartsease]

it's been a decade and we're still really kicking ourselves for not splashing out £20 for this random cutie in a seaside charity shop

canopic jars are just adorable

[jordanbolton]

“Long Train Journeys” by Jordan Bolton

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[goldcrescent]

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

[goldcrescent]

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

[sweaterkittensahoy]

In elementary school, I challenged a boy to a physical contest that included climbing over the top rail of a piece of playground equipment to prove girls could be as physical as boys.

I won.

The boys immediately started making an excuse that I only won because the boy had had to slow down when swinging his leg over so he wouldn't hit his balls.

Even at 8 I knew it was just excuses. Even at 8 they had been taught a an excuse for why their loss was not a loss. Even at 8 I was dismissed as the winner because girls weren't supposed to win.

[targetedknowledge]

[charlottedabookworm]

as someone who genuinely loves all Trek, yes including PIC and ENT, i'm curious so

no nuance, no 'i can't say i like that one cos it sucks', no 'but i love two or more of them equally i swear' just what's the first thing to come to mind when i say:

Favourite Star Trek:

Star Trek: The Original Series (TOS)

Star Trek: The Animated Series (TAS)

Star Trek: The Next Generation (TNG)

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (DS9)

Star Trek: Voyager (VOY)

Star Trek: Enterprise (ENT)

Star Trek: Discovery (DIS/DSC/DISCO)

Star Trek: Picard (PIC)

Star Trek: Lower Decks (LD)

Star Trek: Prodigy (PRO)

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (SNW)

Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (SFA)

Remaining time: 3 days 20 hours

(sorry to the Kelvin Timeline lovers, i did plan on including it here but tumblr only lets me put 12 options so. skip this one i guess? or answer your second fav? up to you)

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

I hope Straight Women™ never stop referring to their platonic female friends as "girlfriends" because it is never not funny to me when i have had multiple conversation with someone about women i've dated and they still pull out some surprise when they learn that i'm gay. Doesn't happen often, but just often enough that it kills every time. Funnier than any standup bit.

[cringecorp]

[woolandflax]

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

[woolandflax]

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

[woolandflax]

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

[inthefallofasparrow]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[exploding-skarks]

i love you deep space 9

[exploding-skarks]

quark just killed a klingon. this will surely cause no problems for him.

[exploding-skarks]

NEVER IN MY WILDEST IMAGINATION DID I THINK THIS WOULD LEAD TO QUARK GETTING MARRIED. TO A BADDIE NO LESS #HOUSE OF QUARK

[spockvarietyhour]

Trampoline Day on the Promenade (The Emissary rides free)

[stantler]

[amygdalae]

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

[amygdalae]

your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them

your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

[leaky-port-nacelle]

Thinking about that very first Trill episode in TNG where Dr. Crusher fell in love with a man and then he died and his symbiont was passed to a woman and she was like "anyway Bev, shall we continue" and Beverly stared down the camera to say "I wish my world was ready for that" in a way that definitely meant "I wish I could be gay" but in story technically had to mean "you changing bodies is too confusing for me"

But anyway, at least we know that Beverly's answer to "would you love me if I were a worm" is a politically charged "the studio wouldn't let me"