Baby Slut Riker

Your typical hardcore casual frog

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

Hey, was no one gonna tell me Elminster was trans?

[marisatomay]

I think we need to let villains be camp again. “Ohhhhh it’s homophobic to always have the villain be camp!” Okay but it’s been like. So boring without them.

[knivesandteeth]

And its hot

[zforzelma]

Also it’s hot, is the thing.

[marisatomay]

It’s literally hot

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

I was defending Twilight, of all godawful things, to my sisters this afternoon under the justification that it was a compelling enough read that you can understand why it gained the popularity it did. It is not a masterpiece. It's majorly flawed with a lot of unchecked racism, but for a teen supernatural romance novel from 20 years ago it mostly works.

Which is where the disconnect happens. They're comparing this novel for 15 year olds to the works of Ann Rice as though that's a reasonable comparison. Like yes they are both works of vampire fiction. Yes they are both read by 15 year olds, but they are not the same genre.

Twilight is teeny-bopper lit. It is for the bookworm tweens and teens who wanted to be goth, but who were still a little afraid of Hot Topic. It's in the genre of Vampire Kisses and Vampires Suck and the dozens of other vampire novels for teens that were pouring onto the market in the mid aughts. You can weight a Vampire Diaries against a Buffy or a True Blood against a Being Human but to weight a Twilight against an Ann Rice is frankly stacking the deck.

Such a baffling way to judge fiction. I may not enjoy Fourth Wing, but i'm not trying to pretend it can be judged against Game of Thrones as the same genre despite both involving dragons and sex.

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

[ivara]

[fakegeekguy]

So no one else has to look this up. She’s the creative director of Warframe.

[nyvirea]

The title creative director probably doesnt quite cover just how deeply involved in warframe Rebecca Ford is. If there is a Jane Warframe, it's her. If you at all pay attention to announcements or developer stuff, this is the woman you'll be seeing. The community treats her like a patron saint.

[keterkid]

People who are younger than you but taller

[gondor-calls-for-aid]

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

[emeraldembers]

People who are younger than you

[discipleofpuck]

People

[gentlepanpirate]

Being turned into a llama

[stabilizedinsanity]

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

[nemusou-blog]

yeah… weird

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[sheaymin]

sony cutting off physical discs while also implementing a system that doesnt allow you to actually own ur digital games due to that 30 day verification whatever not to mention outside of gaming for the past few years sony has stopped producing on physical formats which is insane because THEY developed nearly every format every company uses( dvd, bluray, cd, etc ) so they have the biggest hand on production leaving a vacuum now that theyve stopped plus being absolutely shady with their digital marketplaces most recent example w/ pulling studio canal conent & the funimation / crunchyroll merger still has missing anime never added back to the app the shut down of multiple studios + the end of destiny 2 despite wanting to focus on live service which is just code for focusing on gta6's online mode & nothing else like adding the years upon years upon years of extra added shady sony horsepiss not just playstation but sony as a whole the fuck am i expected to spend a SINGLE dime with them again

[sheaymin]

adding to the "you dont hate sony enough" they also announced today they are shutting down the ps3 & psvita digital marketplaces so fuck preservation of games for older consoles ig !!

[harrykim]

Star Trek: The Next Generation 06.07 Rascals

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

"Most nobles incorporate chainmail even into formal gowns, because slights and insults often turn deadly." --From in Pursuit of Knowledge: The Travels of a Chantry Scholar by Brother Genitivi

All dwarven nobels should dress like Brunhilda of Stuttgart in The Swan Princess

[ph-cutie]

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

[brawltogethernow]

[limenade612]

This is so basic and general, and also very specific and I fear it's literally me

[the-big-mood]

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

Actually it's super rude and problematic of you dismiss my vapid outsider critiques :/ People who have absolutely no idea what the hell they're even talking about deserve to be heard too :/

[enki2]

[kira-7]

This is a spot from an italian estate agency (we are governed by the right-wing party)

The woman says "Ridiculous..."

If you want to spread it elsewhere, here's the official link

[helenvaughans]

[helenvaughans]

the thing is that for all its supposed faults, i would take this brand of 90s utopian globalism over whatever the fuck we’ve been doing for the last 10 years in a heartbeat

[bundibird]

I'm gonna be honest for a second. I cant believe people still care about Taylor swift.

[witha-boxofscraps]

This CANNOT be left in the tags you came with RECEIPTS