Baby Slut Riker

Your typical hardcore casual frog

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

"Most nobles incorporate chainmail even into formal gowns, because slights and insults often turn deadly." --From in Pursuit of Knowledge: The Travels of a Chantry Scholar by Brother Genitivi

All dwarven nobels should dress like Brunhilda of Stuttgart in The Swan Princess

[ph-cutie]

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

[brawltogethernow]

[limenade612]

This is so basic and general, and also very specific and I fear it's literally me

[the-big-mood]

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

Actually it's super rude and problematic of you dismiss my vapid outsider critiques :/ People who have absolutely no idea what the hell they're even talking about deserve to be heard too :/

[enki2]

[kira-7]

This is a spot from an italian estate agency (we are governed by the right-wing party)

The woman says "Ridiculous..."

If you want to spread it elsewhere, here's the official link

[helenvaughans]

[helenvaughans]

the thing is that for all its supposed faults, i would take this brand of 90s utopian globalism over whatever the fuck we’ve been doing for the last 10 years in a heartbeat

[bundibird]

I'm gonna be honest for a second. I cant believe people still care about Taylor swift.

[witha-boxofscraps]

This CANNOT be left in the tags you came with RECEIPTS

[captain-price-returns]

This appears to be the president’s "proof" that vandals are sabotaging the Reflecting Pool.

[catboybiologist]

The shirt you see before facing off with a lvl 15 lotad

[aromantic-yearning]

To me, it was not about recognizing a "lack" of something in myself. Because I do crave emotional intimacy, a lot! And I thought that "romance" as defined by society was the only way to get it.

But the older I get, the more my eyes have opened to the possibilities of other types of love. Love that transcends labels, boundaries. Softer, quieter, safer.

So, now I say I am aromantic. But to me the aromantic label feels less like an orientation and more of a rebuttal. It's a refusal to exist in the parameters that society has set for me, and a radical acceptance that those parameters were doing me more harm than good. I want to take those expectations and throw them in the garbage, and just live and love freely.

As far as I am concerned, "romantic attraction" was always just a desire to participate in a type of relationship that has predetermined rules and expectations as a shortcut to getting emotional intimacy. And now that I've recognized that, I don't experience "romantic attraction" anymore.

[kosmogrl]

[perfect-puppy]

[capitaobarba79]

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[parkchanwoohoo]

This was already fucking impressive but then he started making electric guitar noises and I recreated this image in my bedroom

[aromanticsky]

“marriage is a legal document that protects you, you’ve gotta decouple it in your brain from romance and amatonormativity” the fact that marriage is a legal document that protects and privileges you (that, might I add, generally isn’t valid without romance+sex) is LITERALLY amatonormativity. A legal status that privileges people in monogamous long-term romantic-sexual relationships IS AMATONORMATIVITY. That is *what it was coined to talk about.*

[0akley-theartist06]

I just found Jonathan Sims guys