Baby Slut Riker

Your typical hardcore casual frog

[theconcealedweapon]

[rubytactician]

How dare you leave this in the tags

[theunstablejester]

How it feels to imagine a female character's voice as deep when you read the source and then watch an adaptation that gives her some Elmo ass voice

[sexhaver]

lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide

[getrealprim]

Me: “Why does the cop get flung out but everyone else I see just go down it normally? What did the cop do?”

Me: “Ohhhh ☝️ it’s because the slide is alive and hates cops. This is good.”

[80slesbiab]

[laughconfetti]

thank you The Beatles

[idnkycmnbsesictoau]

That’s Queen but yes thank you!

[sovietshopaholic]

[ID: a picture of the four members of the band Fleetwood Mac pointing at the camera. It’s subtitled “You’re GAY!” /End ID]

[flareguncalamity]

[ID: It’s ABBA. its fucking ABBA. /End ID]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[datasoong47]

[linguisticparadox]

[r5h]

Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2609/

[bralsra-deactivated20250108]

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

[craicisirish]

reminds me of how artists flip the canvas to make sure their art looks good

Just flip the genders real quick and check if you accidentally made a cult

[junior-theabgshark]

[paranormal-taters]

[vaspider]

Guys guys guys guys guys guys

Aaaaaaaaaa

I am feeling so fucking emotional about the fact that not only did this guy read a huge chunk of my essay, but he spent so much time backing up what I said with video clips and photos.

I cut down the video so that Tumblr would actually post it — it's almost 25m long — but please go watch the whole thing and let him know I sent you. It's a REALLY good video.

[alexseanchai]

I'm allergic to TikTok, but I found their YouTube presence; is the video in question posted there? none of the video titles are narrowing it down any

Trade Movies Podcast

-LONGFORM VIDEOS ON PATREON! -video essays + podcast on movies i like -linktr.ee/trademovies

[vaspider]

Not yet. If it were, I would have provided both links.

[vaspider]

And now it's on YouTube!

[gauntletqueen]

Never gonna forgive Disney for making people think Alice had a good time at that tea party

[gauntletqueen]

Does this look like the face of a child who is having a good time?

[im-mender]

Alice at that party

[strangestcase]

>walks in

>random guy #1 calls her ugly

>random guy #2 calls her dumb

>forced to drink from someone else’s mug

[mostrovskaa]

✤ Artfight 2026/3 ✤ Štramberk for symboslug !! What an amazing character, taking inspiration from the artifacts of the Bronze Age and the Iron Age at the archaeological site of Štramberk-Kotouč.

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

Lesbian Movie Casting Director Voice: i need you to bring me the skinniest woman you can find. I need to see every rib individually. If they do not look like a malnourished victorian orphan i can not cast them.

[dykecinema]

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

Just because Aveline has the most boring white boy taste in men doesn't mean she's straight. Girl is not straight just because she has a boring white boy taste in men. You've seen how she flirts. That's not straight woman flirting. That's an awkward bisexual with a taste for boring white boys.

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

Yes! If it has reliable Wifi, I'll take it!

[assiraphales]

ok so apparently in celebration of the 250th anniversary of paul revere’s ride this was projected onto a church in boston??

[xiaq]

“A church”?? That’s Old North Church! That’s THE church where the lanterns were lit.

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

Due to my general lack of fear about the world, people act as though i am an ill informed toddler about the horrors of the world. Like i genuinely think some people think i'm the horror character they're warning to not go into the basement because they'll surely get murdered when the reality is i'm like buying gas station coffee at a stupid hour without incident.

[iguanamouth]

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

[thetyrannosaur]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

[skiingcows]

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

[septemberequinox]

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now