Baby Slut Riker

Your typical hardcore casual frog

[cinturongazo]

i wish cleaning the dishes was more fun. specially the bottles

[snowywarmthkuya]

[parkayquarts]

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

[shiftythrifting]

what a deal

see if they have free candy and you're all set

[gar-wafflez]

Okay--

[shiftythrifting]

me, who lives in a Worcester basement apartment:

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

[fleurdemeth]

Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotard 

Girl with a Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer 

[heartfeltdelight]

#they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in

[antimony-ore]

I’m on mobile, somebody edit them into this please

[antimony-ore]

Y'all take too long

[tyrelll28-deactivated20201029]

Same energy

[antimony-ore]

No worries guys, they’re there too

[quemirabobo]

[theconcealedweapon]

[rubytactician]

How dare you leave this in the tags

[theunstablejester]

How it feels to imagine a female character's voice as deep when you read the source and then watch an adaptation that gives her some Elmo ass voice

[sexhaver]

lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide

[getrealprim]

Me: “Why does the cop get flung out but everyone else I see just go down it normally? What did the cop do?”

Me: “Ohhhh ☝️ it’s because the slide is alive and hates cops. This is good.”

[80slesbiab]

[laughconfetti]

thank you The Beatles

[idnkycmnbsesictoau]

That’s Queen but yes thank you!

[sovietshopaholic]

[ID: a picture of the four members of the band Fleetwood Mac pointing at the camera. It’s subtitled “You’re GAY!” /End ID]

[flareguncalamity]

[ID: It’s ABBA. its fucking ABBA. /End ID]

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[datasoong47]

[linguisticparadox]

[r5h]

Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2609/

[bralsra-deactivated20250108]

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

[craicisirish]

reminds me of how artists flip the canvas to make sure their art looks good

Just flip the genders real quick and check if you accidentally made a cult

[junior-theabgshark]

[paranormal-taters]

[vaspider]

Guys guys guys guys guys guys

Aaaaaaaaaa

I am feeling so fucking emotional about the fact that not only did this guy read a huge chunk of my essay, but he spent so much time backing up what I said with video clips and photos.

I cut down the video so that Tumblr would actually post it — it's almost 25m long — but please go watch the whole thing and let him know I sent you. It's a REALLY good video.

[alexseanchai]

I'm allergic to TikTok, but I found their YouTube presence; is the video in question posted there? none of the video titles are narrowing it down any

Trade Movies Podcast

-LONGFORM VIDEOS ON PATREON! -video essays + podcast on movies i like -linktr.ee/trademovies

[vaspider]

Not yet. If it were, I would have provided both links.

[vaspider]

And now it's on YouTube!

[gauntletqueen]

Never gonna forgive Disney for making people think Alice had a good time at that tea party

[gauntletqueen]

Does this look like the face of a child who is having a good time?

[im-mender]

Alice at that party

[strangestcase]

>walks in

>random guy #1 calls her ugly

>random guy #2 calls her dumb

>forced to drink from someone else’s mug

[mostrovskaa]

✤ Artfight 2026/3 ✤ Štramberk for symboslug !! What an amazing character, taking inspiration from the artifacts of the Bronze Age and the Iron Age at the archaeological site of Štramberk-Kotouč.

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

Lesbian Movie Casting Director Voice: i need you to bring me the skinniest woman you can find. I need to see every rib individually. If they do not look like a malnourished victorian orphan i can not cast them.

[dykecinema]