Baby Slut Riker

Your typical hardcore casual frog

[theslowesthnery]

when someone is completely fucking wrong about your blorbo but you don't want to argue about what basically boils down to opinions about shit that doesn't matter so you just sit there like

"that guy's wrong tho"

[theslowesthnery]

you get it

[idontwanttoboldlygo]

This is one of the cutest Data momens IMO and I've never heard anyone talk about it

[5typesoftrash]

was gonna say spirk walked so destiel could run but it's more like spirk ran so destiel could twist their ankle fifteen yards from the finish line

[pepperteethcrypt]

I loved this era of Steven universe discourse

[lofiouppydog]

Reblogging again with tags a follower added because they are correct. No you are not insane for reading that deeply into the overall reaction to SU and im glad you said it.

This sort of problem runs deep and i see it fucking everywhere.

[xaveria]

everyone did this with avatar aang the same day that finale came out. old heads remember

[pathwaytovenusv]

[weepingchoir]

When a book is bad, oh well, the failed artistry of one rube, maybe co-authors. But when a movie is bad, and you consider the military-like scale of production, man-hours, the money involved: you must understand, it feels like I’ve been at war with the world for 29 years.

[elexuscal]

#when a book is bad you can be like. wow what a fascinating insight into One Guy's personal issues#when a movie is bad it's like. hundreds of people thousands of hours and millions of dollars were marshalled to make this thing#and it Completely Sucks (@specialagentartemis)

[earhartsease]

and it's still probably the fault of like three ludicrously wealthy guys that it sucks

[sawed-on-shotgun]

going on hormones and starting to pass as a man is a mixed bag. obviously that is The Goal. but like

pros: yay! i finally look like a guy! people think im a man!

cons: im only noticing that people perceive me as male because of misogyny 90% of the time

[sawed-on-shotgun]

it's shit i didn't even register before transitioning too. i went out with my friends to a diner yesterday, one is a girl and the other gets clocked as a girl, and when we went in and they asked for the name of the table they asked Me specifically. like looked dead in my eyes and asked Me. i was addressed when it orders and payment first as well. like. Damn. Okay. Shit

[sawed-on-shotgun]

being trans in any direction gives you this but with like a multiplier effect

[xiaq]

One of the best things about being a writer is thinking of something small you can add to your work that’s just. Devastating. Like you’re sitting there going. Oh. That would be diabolical. People would get really riled up about that. Exquisite. Let’s do it.

[orpheuslament]

do any of you guys remember that sculpture of theseus & the minotaur that lowkey looks like theseus is riding the minotaur like his life depends on it

[gutsheapofrawiron]

this one?

[justfriendsbestthings]

Is the lowkey in the room with us?

[glitched-eyes]

Saw this when I was in London this summer, I stopped my friend to point at it and said "holy shit it's the statue of Theseus fucking the Minotaur" in the middle of the very busy museum.

[teathattast]

[i-am-committing-tax-fraud]

Maurice

[teathattast]

Maurice

[nemesisvariant]

Maurice

[nuiiphy]

Maurice

[catgifsinthesenate]

I'm begging of you, please don't take my man

[drchucktingle]

and yet one of these does not appear on the guardians 100 best novels of all time list. INTERESTING

[lastoneout]

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and stockholm syndrome was coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.

[miraclemaya]

living in one of those free use public sex kinda hentai but no one wants to have sex with me so i mostly just stay home and post. i look outside and sigh wistfully at the sight of a woman getting eaten out so hard she somehow cums twice in one moment and then close my blinds so i can focus on cookie clicker

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Charles guiteau

[communistrainbowdash]

The man who assassinated James Garfield??????

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

[prime89]

I will always love how you can learn things that your history class failed to teach you from shitposts on this site. Never change.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

You don’t get knowledge delivered like this on other webbed sites and apps.

[javascript-official]

Geniuenly find it insane that the western world doesn't drink jamaica juice (hibiscus tea juice)

This shit? This shit is better than cocaine and 100x more addictive, this shit is godly, this shit is the most delicious beverage that has ever existed and will ever exist. Like in mexico (and actually most of Latin america and Africa aswell) this stuff is gobbled up by the gallon, this shit is our fucking blood man.

Do yourself a fucking favour, go to a tea store, buy as much hibiscus tea as you have money to buy, make like a couple of liters of tea with it (a good rule of thumb is one fistful of hibiscus makes one liter of jamaica juice), dilute it in water until it's kind of translucent but still a strong pink-red, then add a geniuene fuckton of sugar (you need to add quite alot of sugar), put it in your fridge until its very cold and gobble that shit up. This shit is geniuenly ambrosia; this is the drink of the gods.

Also if you are in mexico try it, geniuenly you won't regret it.

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

I think every manager/ceo/corpo goon who has replaced all their cashiers with self checkout lanes and then closed all but one self checkout lane. Especially the day before a major holiday should have their fingernails removed with a rusty nail

[mizuthe-cat]

they should make a my friend that doesn’t have to go through ten william horrors every single day

[sensitiveaangel]

when janelle monae finished telling me about how everything is sex except sex (which is power) and hit me with that “now ask yourself who’s screwing you” for the first time, i ascended far beyond this plane and met with the deity that rules this universe before coming back into my body a fully enlightened being

[eroscestlavie]

michel foucault was bald because janelle monae spoke these lyrics to him through a rift in spacetime and immolated his wig 

[transgender-dumpster-princess]

For me a big part of “sex work is work” is that sex work should be socially viewed as totally legitimate work. I should be able to put sex work on my resume. I should be able to lean on the skills and knowledge I gain in this field and have that experience be respected. Right now I have a gap in my resume. But I’m also consistently doing advertising, social media management, inventory, merchandising, customer service, upselling!!! I’m working self directed, I’m solely responsible for every aspect of my business. I deserve respect, fuck.