Baby Slut Riker

Your typical hardcore casual frog

[hmslusitania]

When you’re writing science fiction, THE most important thing to ask yourself isn’t how soft or hard you want the science to be, but to ask yourself “who would Shohreh Aghdashloo play in this story” and if you do not have an answer, re-evaluate

[not-muse]

[rj-anderson]

I know this is from Australia but when I first saw the words “Victorian man” all I could think of was this:

[cockyhorror]

To be fair imagine you just arrived in 2018 from Victorian England and discovered Take On Me, what are you supposed to do, not blast it loud enough for your family to hear it all the way back in 1876?

[mithrandirl]

THE EXPANSE season 1

[shmiskle]

A measly four(4) for your consideration

[radiofreeeros]

The Expanse really had everything-

Just some guy running on coffee and bad decisions, the QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE who says fuck a lot, Murder-friend, women with major competence, muscles, and eyeshadow, the saddest disaster man in the universe, real physics

[downbadfordraper]

Expanse Text Posts 1/?

[owenthetokencishet]

[sharkfish]

→ THE EXPANSE SEASON 2 EPISODE 10

THE MARTIAN & THE SEA

requested by @gettingbyi

[tredlocity]

[fleysh]

[bluesardine]

Some great additions from the comments.

[human-pet-they]

[gelphienation]

whatever you say about wicked i think it’s objectively funny that they did a scene where they confess their love for each other and then one of them locks the other in a closet and fakes her own death and John m Chu explained it by claiming he recieved a vision from god

[gelphienation]

objectively one of the funniest things anyone could say about an instalment of the wicked movie franchise in any context but especially the two costars who have weird sexual tension acting out a literal and figurative closet metaphor. and he was also kind of right. I also believe god speaks through yuri

[respocked]

fascinating how in balance of terror kirk gives the whole ship what is basically a powerpoint presentation on the romulan-earth conflict. well, he's giving the exposition to the viewers, obviously, but he's not even telling this to the bridge crew. he's just giving everyone a lesson. crazy in hindsight. like lower decks rightfully parodies the crew not knowing what is happening besides "red alert! stand down from red alert!". but on kirk's enterprise. the medical staff will know where we are going and why lmao

[respocked]

also extremely funny that they get the picture of the romulan commander's face by decrypting a transmission coming from their ship. so are the romulans.... transmitting a live video feed of their ship's bridge? to romulus? like, on twitch? destroying earth outposts livestream?

[earhartsease]

today's earth outpost destruction is brought to you today by betterhelp

[dovesndecay]

Microaggressions against polyamory in interpersonal interactions are important and should be discussed, but I do wish more of the conversation focused on the ways that systemic amatonormativity impact things like family units, taxes, healthcare, inheritances, housing, childcare, etc.

I'm not dating or married or related to anyone I live with, and our household of four adults can't get any kind of financial or food or housing aid because we count as three separate households despite our semi-blended finances and living together for a decade. There are laws that have been proposed (at least, I don't know if any passed) that limit housing to nuclear families.

Amatonormativity and polyphobia are not just theoretical "people are kinda mean about this sometimes" -- they are real and materially impactful systemic issues, and they affect all of us.

[draculasstrawhat]

As a poly unit the legal next-of-kin/childcare/inheritance situation is a very real problem.

[earhartsease]

back in the 90s when we were living in a buddhist community in a house in a uk city (and still cosplaying a cis man), the council sent someone round on a survey and they had to classify households, and they had absolutely no clue how to classify eight men living in a shared house, some in shared bedrooms, shared house money and meals - so they had to put us down as a Family

[orteil42]

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

[kilosink]

They are asking (respectfully) to see your coin collection (no intentions of taking to add to their horde)

[stackofsnakes]

I don't believe in christian babies. I believe in babies, i believe in christians, but a baby doesn't have the agency and cognitive abilities required to chose and/or live a faith. There's babies of christian parents, of course, as well as babies that have been introduced into the system that is the christian church, but that does not make them christian yet.

Long story short, i did not hit a christian baby into the stratosphere, officer.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Further posts on that person's blog made it clear that this was an actual Christian baby; a baby that has chosen and is able to articulate their faith in Christianity. So I'm afraid it looks like you DID hit a Christian baby into the stratosphere.

[baddywronglegs]

Calling into question the original creator's understanding of babies, baseball and I think Christianity. How was the worst hypothetical ever even worse than I thought? Was the bat made of a special material that transfers sin on impact so the baby also went to hell?

[prince-atom]

The cops planted that Christianity on that baby.