Baby Slut Riker

Your typical hardcore casual frog

[dykieran]

doctor "my theory is based mainly on vibes rather than physical evidence" t'soni vs commander "it was revealed to me in a dream" shepard

[dykieran]

two of the brightest minds of a generation btw

[tlirsgender]

Something that's been rotating in my mind lately as I've gone through physical therapy is that uh . Pain is lowkey traumatic lol? Which sounds pretty obvious when you put it like that but idk. It's not that someone Did This To Me or I was in some manner of Tragic Accident my body just kind of did that on its own. And on like an ancient reptilian brain level my actual nervous system does not know the difference. So. I've been dealing with a lot of Fear Of Pain that's hard to explain to the ableds, like, yes ok rationally I know that I'm stronger now and you want to wean me off of using my cane and etc etc. Right. But on such an instinctual visceral level I feel like you're trying to kill me

[tlirsgender]

Like there's a behavioral pattern happening that only makes sense if we look at it through the framework of #trauma . The soft animal of my body does not want to do things that have made my legs pop out of their sockets before like that's pretty clearly reasonably horrifying, right? You see the issue here?

[tlirsgender]

The lack of understanding has to come back to the whole "able bodied people don't know what pain is" thing like if I just say "what if it hurts :(" I sound like kind of a pussy. But my frame of reference for Hurting is like. What if my fucking leg falls off. And they just have no conception of what that feels like at all or what it does to your brain

[adamtotscomix]

[asidewalksymphony]

[parkchanwoohoo]

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

[villiago-deactivated20141112]

[neververy4]

[sparkbird]

5 minute fanart

[inthefallofasparrow]

Icecargo

[homunculus-argument]

Me, watching you go balls deep into William The Free-Use Slut because your long-distance open relationship girlfriend just walked in and you don't want her finding out that you already got that dick piercing that she specifically told you not to get: Hmm. Interesting use of Free Will.

[translatingpostsinfrench]

Moi, te regardant t'enfoncer jusqu'à la garde dans William, célibataire et arbitre de football, parce que ta petite amie en relation ouverte longue distance vient d'entrer et tu ne veux pas qu'elle découvre que tu t'es déjà fait ce piercing à la bite qu'elle t'a spécifiquement dit de ne pas faire : Hmm. Usage intéressant du Libre Arbitre.

[leroymilo]

Comment "The Free-Use Slut" devient "célibataire et arbitre de football"?

[translatingpostsinfrench]

free will = libre arbitre

referee = arbitre

single (in the relationship sense) = libre

so "libre arbitre" can litterally mean "célibataire et arbitre [de football]"" :)

[cowplantblues]

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

[norondor]

fuck you if you like this dumb nepo baby white supremacist.

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[lesbianbreadwhore]

diet culture is so evil like. an older woman friend said to me (in response to me saying my gf isn't really into chocolate) "i WISH i didn't like chocolate" like. do you wish you didn't have skin to feel a summer breeze. do you wish you didn't have eyes to see the sunrise

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

as someone who doesn't particularly like chocolate it's not a boon. Far too many things are chocolate or have chocolate. You will have to work just as hard to not eat chocolate and you won't even enjoy when there is chocolate.

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

"each painted with grim tattooes applied at their funerals the night previous."

I know the Legion of the Dead is one collective death wish, but perhaps entering the place full of grimy poisonous monsters with the open wound of a fresh tattoo is actually detrimental to accomplishing any task.

[aleshakills]

Tumblr users discussing rap music is the new Plato's Allegory of the Cave

[aleshakills]

They see the shadow of rap music cast on the wall by their conservative parents and confuse it for the real thing

[funny-tik-toks]

[probuccalfat]

i just remembered this time my aunt was mediating a fight between me and my mom so she asked us to think of compliments for each other to remind us how much we love and respect each other and one of my mom’s compliments for me was “it’s very kind of you to date so many short feminine men.”

[ring2002]

well? was she right?

[probuccalfat]

[peach-pot]

I think some of you people need to google amatonormativity… and like, think about it.

[peach-pot]

you can actually desire a traditional romantic relationship AND unpack amatonormative ideas within your mind and life. they are not mutually exclusive!

[exlibra]

intellectually i understand that ds9 probably has sonic washing machines or whatever but i think the station should have a coin-operated laundromat (you must go to quark's to exchange cash into Quark Coins to use it) and i think there should be drama wherein someone removes garak's wet clothes from the washing machine and leaves them in a heap on a table. and of course he finds out who did it by hacking the security cameras and promptly rigs the washing machine to explode the next time they use it.

[exlibra]

julian always forgets to take his washing out and every time someone else puts it in the dryer for him to be nice. four years in and he still believes that there's a hidden transporter function in the machines that take the wet clothes and zap them over to the dryer automatically

[unamccormack]

Truly awful fifteen minutes in there late one night when both Garak and Kira turn up because they thought it would be quiet but no. Garak gnawing his knuckles in agony because Kira is throwing everything in together and not sorting them into piles for different temperature washes. Will she thump me now because I’ve spoken to her, or will she thump me later because she’ll know I could have saved her, and why is this my life.

[nicasiosilang]

Jake and Nog do, at some point, accidentally install a hidden transporter function, but instead of zapping your washing into the dryer, it zaps one sock per wash into the transporter buffer on the Defiant. Years later, this upsets a delicate first contact situation in the Delta Quadrant when O'Brien thinks to clear out the ol' buffer while in orbit and causes the heavens over a pre-warp society to rain socks for days.

[muddypolitics]

[OC] SOMEDAY A MORTICIAN GETS TO SUPERGLUE HIS LIPS SHUT, Seen in Cleveland

[gaki-jakku-kuri]

when someone showed me something they designed and I know they're the least creative person with no art skills so I asked, "did ..u use ai to make this?"

"no! not ai! I did it myself!"

"oh wow man that's rly good ..I mean it still kinda .....I mean it looks like u used a.i. I didn't know u could draw?"

"oh I didn't draw I just put in a prompt to chat gpt but I did it!"

🙄

[inks-books]

I got trained on a new route recently at work, and the guy training me played YouTube videos through the vehicle's Bluetooth system the entire route and it was on learning how to use AI better.

So I, despite wanting to make his phone eat gravel, decided to ask what he was wanting to use AI for. We got to talking and he actually wanted to use it as an assisting tool to streamline work stuff, not gen AI, and actually knew about the negative impacts it had on the environment. He was more concerned about understanding it and staying ahead of the tech curve than actually using it, so I gave him a link to the 1700 free online college courses I had where he could look up this stuff without relying on AI and he got EXCITED.

These kinds of people give me hope. Sometimes they want to learn about the devil so they can fight their own demons. But those who think using AI to create stuff rather than creating it themselves or working with other humans to create it and calling it their own? Nah y'all can eat concrete.