Baby Slut Riker

Your typical hardcore casual frog

[aleshakills]

Tumblr users discussing rap music is the new Plato's Allegory of the Cave

[aleshakills]

They see the shadow of rap music cast on the wall by their conservative parents and confuse it for the real thing

[funny-tik-toks]

[probuccalfat]

i just remembered this time my aunt was mediating a fight between me and my mom so she asked us to think of compliments for each other to remind us how much we love and respect each other and one of my mom’s compliments for me was “it’s very kind of you to date so many short feminine men.”

[ring2002]

well? was she right?

[probuccalfat]

[peach-pot]

I think some of you people need to google amatonormativity… and like, think about it.

[peach-pot]

you can actually desire a traditional romantic relationship AND unpack amatonormative ideas within your mind and life. they are not mutually exclusive!

[exlibra]

intellectually i understand that ds9 probably has sonic washing machines or whatever but i think the station should have a coin-operated laundromat (you must go to quark's to exchange cash into Quark Coins to use it) and i think there should be drama wherein someone removes garak's wet clothes from the washing machine and leaves them in a heap on a table. and of course he finds out who did it by hacking the security cameras and promptly rigs the washing machine to explode the next time they use it.

[exlibra]

julian always forgets to take his washing out and every time someone else puts it in the dryer for him to be nice. four years in and he still believes that there's a hidden transporter function in the machines that take the wet clothes and zap them over to the dryer automatically

[unamccormack]

Truly awful fifteen minutes in there late one night when both Garak and Kira turn up because they thought it would be quiet but no. Garak gnawing his knuckles in agony because Kira is throwing everything in together and not sorting them into piles for different temperature washes. Will she thump me now because I’ve spoken to her, or will she thump me later because she’ll know I could have saved her, and why is this my life.

[nicasiosilang]

Jake and Nog do, at some point, accidentally install a hidden transporter function, but instead of zapping your washing into the dryer, it zaps one sock per wash into the transporter buffer on the Defiant. Years later, this upsets a delicate first contact situation in the Delta Quadrant when O'Brien thinks to clear out the ol' buffer while in orbit and causes the heavens over a pre-warp society to rain socks for days.

[muddypolitics]

[OC] SOMEDAY A MORTICIAN GETS TO SUPERGLUE HIS LIPS SHUT, Seen in Cleveland

[gaki-jakku-kuri]

when someone showed me something they designed and I know they're the least creative person with no art skills so I asked, "did ..u use ai to make this?"

"no! not ai! I did it myself!"

"oh wow man that's rly good ..I mean it still kinda .....I mean it looks like u used a.i. I didn't know u could draw?"

"oh I didn't draw I just put in a prompt to chat gpt but I did it!"

🙄

[inks-books]

I got trained on a new route recently at work, and the guy training me played YouTube videos through the vehicle's Bluetooth system the entire route and it was on learning how to use AI better.

So I, despite wanting to make his phone eat gravel, decided to ask what he was wanting to use AI for. We got to talking and he actually wanted to use it as an assisting tool to streamline work stuff, not gen AI, and actually knew about the negative impacts it had on the environment. He was more concerned about understanding it and staying ahead of the tech curve than actually using it, so I gave him a link to the 1700 free online college courses I had where he could look up this stuff without relying on AI and he got EXCITED.

These kinds of people give me hope. Sometimes they want to learn about the devil so they can fight their own demons. But those who think using AI to create stuff rather than creating it themselves or working with other humans to create it and calling it their own? Nah y'all can eat concrete.

[seracadash]

I do think it rules actually that Sera has problems with the Dalish and it's vocal about it. I would love if we also had a companion that mega hated andrastianism too, Velanna and Merrill were too polite about it.

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

There should be a dlc for origins where you just play the whole game as the dog.

[0sbrain]

[vacuumchan]

She is the sunlight

[iguanamouth]

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

[thetyrannosaur]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

[skiingcows]

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

[owenthetokencishet]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[cognitiveinequality]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[skreehaw]

i love jowan. my worstie

[lesbianshepard]

can't stop thinking about how Remmick had a black eye after fleeing the Choctaw vampire hunters. Forget stakes and holy water and garlic; they were just straight up beating his ass