Baby Slut Riker

Your typical hardcore casual frog

[parkerposey]

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

[parkerposey]

He’s literally just telling it like it is

[sweet-marie]

guys, if i do kill myself and never published any books or anything please copy all my best tumblr posts and arrange them into a deeply moving stream of consciousness narrative and submit it to the new yorker on my behalf. i feel like i can count on you. don't let my life and posting have been in vain

[transmutationisms]

the letterboxd review, a hybrid literary genre equally born of the recipe blog personal essay and the desire to receive reddit gold,

[medievaljournalist]

every bad thing in the entire world is due to the dark sorcerer if we just kill the dark sorcerer i bet everything will be amazing something amazing will happen

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i am kissing you on the mouth right now

you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events

[freakoutgirl]

It's important to have one medium you are pretentious about and another medium that shows you also have dogshit taste

[isthatatiktok]

[handweavers]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[im-mender]

post: I noticed that in act 1 there's a loaded gun mounted on the wall there. I bet by the end of act 2 it will have been fired

all the replies: you're a fucking idiot

*after act 2*

all the replies: how the fuck did you know that

[im-mender]

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

[trickstertime]

Huh? What's this?? Something is on this 5c coin???

ENHANCE

[infectiouspiss]

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

[infectiouspiss]

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

[infectiouspiss]

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

[chaoticdumbsorcerer]

i'm sorry but this dialogue so much reminds me of this meme

[tredlocity]

[tredlocity]

[writerxwren]

The Cowardly Lion, the Tin Man, the Scarecrow, and Toto arrive at the Wicked Witch of the West's fortress to rescue Dorothy, colorized, ca. 2296

[valeriarts]

This parallel is PERFECT ❤

[croszukis]

strict top/bottom takes in my fandom? in 2025?

[madame-of-fact]

[fandom-man]

[fleshengine]

I love that it's not working. You can't control geese, they abide by their own laws.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know people who are against birthright citizenship are always like “oh people take vacations here to give their kids citizenship”

Okay. Who gives a fuck?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Oh no that kid might move here when they’re older, offsetting our low birth rate and paying taxes, oh no.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Immigrants almost always make a place more interesting so I just shrimply do not give a fuck

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

The way Shale discusses her size is interesting. When you first attach crystals to her she talks about how she's worried they make her look too wide. Conversely later she talks with anger about how she used to be ten foot tall until Wilhelm chizeled her down.

Shale is written androgynous with a decent chance that a player may not register that she's woman until she literally tells them directly. I love Shale in general and especially for her who really gives a shit what my gender is take. But i do find it notable and interesting that the writers put in the dialogue about the crystals looking slimming.

It's both to have the absurdity of a mass of rock worrying about "being fat" (and it's clear that's what it is) as well as a way to feminize Shale. I do not think if Shale had been written as a man with man dialogue that conversation would exist. "I find i am too wide as it is," is strange dialogue for a creature who was once several feet bulkier.

I don't necessarily find the joke unamusing, but i do think it sits at a crossroads between gender and humor that is very indicative of the late aughts. Jokes about women asking if their clothing makes them look fat were as baked into the pop culture of 2009 as characters saying "epic fail!”