Baby Slut Riker

Your typical hardcore casual frog

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[theriu]

THEIR REACTIONS ARE SO GREAT THIS IS THE BEST PRANK

[showing0resultsforsanity]

"what did you think you were here for?"

[darkpawstudios]

Holy crap! It’s an Actual Thneed! :D

[16syd-deactivated20160717]

Yo fuck it is 😨

[iamrushin-deactivated20230412]

how??

[indigosfindings]

when tiger met dragon

[indigosfindings]

crouching harry hidden sally

[tintoysoldier]

In WWI, a tradition in German regiments was to photograph the tallest and shortest member of the regiment side by side. These photos were then often sold as postcards.

[hoodiegal]

I love how in most of these the tall person looks happy or neutral and the short person looks like they're considering the consequences of killing the camera man

[boccher]

it does feel good as fuck to walk around in underwear only.

[zazun]

replaying inq. sketched my two canonically queer queens :]

[diehellasrache]

I think I'm going to remember this phrase every time I cook for the next five years

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[furrypost-generator]

bitches be sucking farts there

[ravingsockmonkey]

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

[alexseanchai]

there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here

and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado

something tells me Skunks Georg

[headbenzhawk]

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

Grabbing an elf by the ears like handlebars and riding them but not like in a sexual way i just crash into a wall killing us both

[boobachu]

[cowplantblues]

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

[norondor]

fuck you if you like this dumb nepo baby white supremacist.

[smallpotatoes-dandelions]

The writers of Buffy messed up the lore at various points, but I think the silliest way they did it was definitely when they established that vampires CAN move around in daylight but only if they have a blanket over their head and go "yeouch ouch owie" the whole time

[demilypyro]

i think Dave knows

[herrscher-of-yuri]

"Kurt definitely would have loved this. I think it has the same kind of...message, you know, the vibe that he...it's cool, yeah."

[cinturongazo]

i wish cleaning the dishes was more fun. specially the bottles

[snowywarmthkuya]

[parkayquarts]

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

[shiftythrifting]

what a deal

see if they have free candy and you're all set

[gar-wafflez]

Okay--

[shiftythrifting]

me, who lives in a Worcester basement apartment:

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology