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@sluttyquarantinetheory
I hope Straight Women™ never stop referring to their platonic female friends as "girlfriends" because it is never not funny to me when i have had multiple conversation with someone about women i've dated and they still pull out some surprise when they learn that i'm gay. Doesn't happen often, but just often enough that it kills every time. Funnier than any standup bit.
Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-
Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me
My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten
World Heritage Post
i love you deep space 9
quark just killed a klingon. this will surely cause no problems for him.
NEVER IN MY WILDEST IMAGINATION DID I THINK THIS WOULD LEAD TO QUARK GETTING MARRIED. TO A BADDIE NO LESS #HOUSE OF QUARK
Trampoline Day on the Promenade (The Emissary rides free)
I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning
your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them
your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog
I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby
English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son
I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”
So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid
Thinking about that very first Trill episode in TNG where Dr. Crusher fell in love with a man and then he died and his symbiont was passed to a woman and she was like "anyway Bev, shall we continue" and Beverly stared down the camera to say "I wish my world was ready for that" in a way that definitely meant "I wish I could be gay" but in story technically had to mean "you changing bodies is too confusing for me"
But anyway, at least we know that Beverly's answer to "would you love me if I were a worm" is a politically charged "the studio wouldn't let me"
“hallelujah” by leonard cohen being played as an easter and christmas song, “zombie” by the cranberries” being played as a halloween song, and “born in the U.S.A.” by bruce springsteen being played as a Fourth of July/generic us patriotism song have got to be a special trifecta of the most no-listening-comprehension musical moments that happen on seasonal playlists every single year
A whole lot of people seem to think posting "[Thing] bad! Don't engage!" online is the same as political organizing.
The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.
Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”
He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 1
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
oh fucking mood
Has either of your parents ever accidentally called you/your siblings the wrong name? (someone else's name, like other sibling, pet, etc)
Yes, at least once
No, but I've seen it happen to someone else
No, never
I don't have pets/siblings/parents/hair
I forgot to clarify that this excludes deanaming you if you've changed your name. I specifically meant the "brain offers the wrong word" kind of accidental name mix-up.
This was prompted by me and my boyfriend discussing handedness and being able to tell apart left and right. And me, being ambidextrous, was baffled by how do people with an obligate dominant hand mix up which side is the one with their Writing Hand and which one isn't?? And my boyfriend pointed out that I go "turn left - no I mean right" so much when giving directions that I have lost my navigator privileges.
I argued that mixing up the words isn't the same thing as mixing up the directions. Like if your mom accidentally called you the dog's name doesn't mean that she literally can't tell you apart from the dog. And he looked at me like this
Because evidently not only has this never happened to him, he has never heard of this being a thing. And he was so confident in this that I had to double-check that I'm not the only person this has ever happened to.
tv shows and films will be like "this is the work of the finest composer of our times" and then play some absolute generic film score bullshit
BOOKWYRMS (V1 and V2) 🐲📚
Two matching original pieces painted on thrifted wooden book ends.
I'll be bringing this to Fur-Eh- it'll be up for auction at the fur-eh art show as a set!
