THEREALKELSO

22. Explorer. Illinois.

[blueraspberries]

[kaatnisseverdeen]

[unclefather]

[dialupmodem-deactivated20250702]

did this person break up their own relationship

[claudefelixfloor-deactivated201]

isn’t this the plot of the pina colada song

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

I would like to know the conclusion of this tale

[darning-socks]

you learn to take the little victories

[ilarual-archive]

I always got very excited when it would spell out ACDC

[badassthugmc]

OMG SAME FOR BOTH

[liquid-pie]

I always got very afraid when it was the same letter 4 times in a row

[neuralactivity]

when I was 4 or 5, my mom was a prof at a college and she used to hand me the scantron sheet before she wrote the exam and let me colour whatever lettered bubble i wanted for each answer. if i coloured two by accident, she made an ‘all of the above’ option. one time she gave me it and i coloured the ‘a’ bubble for each of the 130 questions except for the second last one and she just went with it later on, she told me that it was the most entertaining exam she had ever watched her students take

[cynntastic]

[sleepnoises]

[only1600kids]

“You make lists in your head about what you want in a lover, like brown hair and a sweet voice. A sharp mind and a soft heart, a sense of humor that actually makes you laugh like you mean it. This and that. And it’s all bullshit. Because people aren’t lists. And I’ve always wanted to be the person who made someone realize that. I want to come across someone with a list in their head that is nothing like the person I am, and I want to show them what they didn’t even know they were looking for. People who think they know what they want are fooling themselves. Nobody really knows what they want. Not until it’s right in front of them.”

— Anonymous (via suspend)

[kelly-clarkson]

[spaceviral-archive-deactivated2]

“Your mental illness is all in your head” where did you think it was????? my ass????

[setheverman]

mirror selfie

[whiskeycrutch]

Power move of the century.

[kelssiel]

i looked this up cause i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you’re instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail

[sjowgren-deactivated20240728]

trial speedrun

[paprika]

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

I laughed at this for a solid 5 minutes

[kehlso]

[losertakesall]

the actual best moment in all ANTM history

[daisix]

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

[daddywhorebucks]

[zsnes]

roses are red

to you i talk sweet

[kazehayakuns]