THE GREAT PAPYRUS

HELLO HUMANS AND MONSTERS!!! I HOPE WE ALL WILL BE FRIENDS!!!

[therealpapyrusblog]

Hello Papyrus:D

What's your fav colour?

HELLO, ASKER! MY FAVOURITE COLOR IS BLUE! QUITE UNEXPECTED, RIGHT? NYE-HE-HE!

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOR?

[therealpapyrusblog]

Aaaaaaaaa scary. No offence

NONE TAKEN! ARE MY COOL BONES SCARING YOU? YOU SHOULD GO TO MY BLOG MORE OFTEN TO OVERCOME YOUR FEAR, IF IT IS!

[naomiemuffet]

HI, MY DEAR FRIEND MUFFET!

HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING? HOW ARE THE LITTLE SPIDERS?

I AM DOING ALIRIGHT BY THE WAY!

Hello, Papyrus ! My spiders are okay and they are always happy to work with me in the parlor ! My day is a chill one, so that means it's peaceful, wish I love it !

But now, my day is even better because you came to check up on me ! And I thank you for that ! You're really the best friend I could have, Papyrus !

-The Great and Gentle Muffet-

[therealpapyrusblog]

AWWWWWWW! THANK YOU SO MUCH, DEAR MUFFET! I AM SO HAPPY TO CHEER YOU UP AT LEAST A LITTLE! I AM GLAD TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND AND BE SO HELPFUL, AND ALSO THAT I MADE YOUR DAY BETTER! I CONSIDER YOU MY BEST FRIEND TOO! NYE-HE-HE-HEH!

NYEH

[therealpapyrusblog]

GOOD TIME FOR ANYONE TODAY! THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS STILL TRYING TO CONQUER ITALIAN CUSINE!

IT IS CALLED ARROSTICINI! DOES IT LOOK GOOD?

[therealerrorsansblog]

HELLO! IT'S ME, THE GREAT PAPYRUS! HOW ARE THE GLITCHY VERSION OF MY BROTHER DOING? NYEH

– @therealpapyrusblog

Holy shit it's papyrus

Hi paps hello paps

I'm doing good I really like your brother he's really cool and you're also really cool

[therealpapyrusblog]

THANK YOU FOR APPRECIATION! I AM VERY GLAD TO HEAR SUCH KIND WORDS!! AND YOU MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT BROTHER TOO! IT IS A PITY THAT MY BROTHER WON'T HEAR YOUR WORDS, BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT ALTERNATIVE VERSIONS AND MULTIVERSES (AT LEAST MY BROTHER!) SO I CAN'T REALLY TELL HIM THAT YOU LIKE HIM :(

YOU'RE VERY COOL TOO! WANNA HAVE A PLATE OF SPAGHETTI?

IF YOU WANNA 🍝

- @therealpapyrusblog

[therealpapyrusblog]

Ohmygod its you! Papyrus! Hello!

how tall are you

HELLO, IT IS ME! NYEH!

AS FAR AS I REMEMBER, I AM.. 6,5! HOW TALL ARE YOU?

[mitlad]

...am 4'3.....

[therealpapyrusblog]

COOL! I AM ALWAYS GLAD TO SHARE SOME FACTS ABOUT EACH OTHER!

[therealpapyrusblog]

Ohmygod its you! Papyrus! Hello!

how tall are you

HELLO, IT IS ME! NYEH!

AS FAR AS I REMEMBER, I AM.. 6,5! HOW TALL ARE YOU?

[therealpapyrusblog]

*Boops skeleton*

@tiny-nightmareblog

EEEEEEEEEEEEK

THANK YOU SO MUCH, GREAT FELLOW!!! I LOVE TOUCHING MEMORIES! NYE-HE-HE-HEH!

[therealpapyrusblog]

Now that you asked how I’M doing, how are YOU doing, my friend???

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING, TODAY I AM LIVING THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! I AM SO EXCITED WITH TALKING WITH MANY PEOPLE THAT MY ARMS ARE TREMBLING!

[therealpapyrusblog]

Ohmygodshihihihihiihihihihihiihihihihihihihi

Hello Papyrus!!!!!!!!!!

How are you doing this fine day?

FOR THE LOVE OF GODS, TODAY IS THE BEST DAY! SO MANY PEOPLE ARE SO EXCITED TO TALK TO ME, THE GREAT PAPYRUS!

I AM DOING PERFECT TODAY, TODAY IS A GREAT DAY!

[tiny-nightmareblog]

HELLO, TINY NIGHTMARE! IT'S THE GREAT PAPYRUS TALKING TO YOU! HOW ARE DOING?

HERE, HAVE A PLATE OF SPAGHETTI 🍝

I WILL PROBABLY GIVE YOU ANOTHER, BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE YOUR STYLE IN LIFE, YOU KNOW? IF YOU NEED SPAGHETTI, JUST TELL ME, BECAUSE THEY'RE MADE BY ME, AND I EASILY CAN MAKE MORE! NYEH!

– @therealpapyrusblog

PAPYRUSSSSSS HIIIIIII

I'm doing great thanks for asking!

And thank you for the spaghetti! I'll make sure to eat it!

Here! Have a cookie i baked!

[therealpapyrusblog]

NYE-HE-HE-HEH! I AM SO HAPPY TODAY, SO MANY PEOPLE WANTED TO TALK TO ME! THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE COOKIES! THEY'RE VERY GREAT!

[therealnightmaresans]

HELLO, YOU KNOW WHO IT IS? IT'S ME, THE GREAT PAPYRUS! GOT NOT-SO-EVIL PLANS TODAY?

WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO IN YOUR FREE TIME? DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS?! NYEH

– @therealpapyrusblog

W3ll I don’t really got.. friends.. all I really do on free time even know is just read… write.. nap.. drink coffee.. nap aga1n…

But yeah… I’m not really doing most of my evil plans anymore..

[therealpapyrusblog]

THAT..THAT.. IS SO SAD! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL HELP YOU! SO, WANNA BE MY FRIEND?

[therealpapyrusblog]

Golly, Papyrus, you've gotta help me! This silly spider's just... stuck. Muttering nonsense about chores for weeks! What am I supposed to do? I have a my own kids, something that I a bit can call 'family' to think about, you know? And... well, I'm starting to get a tiny bit worried about her... She even told me, 'if you don't like it, find another Muffet.' So funny, right? Well, if that's the case, I'll just say 'bye-bye' and go straight to Asgore! You know, where he keeps those delicious human souls and—um, I'll help 'free' monsters from their fate? Yes... Sound wonderful I guess! *nervous giggles*

HELLO FLOWEY, LONG TIME NO SEE! I AM QUITE.. OVERWELMED BY SO MUCH INFORMATION! I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE KIDS, BUT DOES SPIDERS REALLY ANNOY YOU SO MUCH THAT YOU WOULD GO TO ASGORE? I AM SORRY FOR YOU, IF THEY ARE!

SORRY FLOWEY, BUT I CAN'T DO MUCH! SAD NYEH! I THINK YOU CAN GO TO KING FLUFFYBUNS TO ASK FOR HELP, WITHOUT TOUCHING THE SOULS!

[therealpapyrusblog]

ALL PAPYRUSES SAYING "FUCK" IN THEIR SPECIAL DAY. I DID NOT HAVE ONE UNTIL TODAY, SO BE IT, TODAY IS THE DAY! FUUUUCK!

06.20

[therealpapyrusblog]

IT'S PRIDE MONTH, GUYS! I WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY LIVES WITH YOUR BODIES AND PARTNERS, OR WITHOUT A PARTNER, WHENEVER YOU ARE WOULD BE, WHEN, OR WHO! NYE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HEH!!!

NYEH!

[therealpapyrusblog]

WHY IS SOME LITTLE MONSTER JUST LAUGHED AT THE RIVERPERSON?

THE RIVERPERSON JUST SANG THE USUAL 'TRA-LA-LA' AND THE KID JUST EXPLODED OF LAUGHTER!

???

[therealpapyrusblog]

Tea? Heh, I LOVE tea! It quenches my thirst, and I feel human again. Oh, did I say "human"? I mean "flower", haha!

And what about the contest... Hmm, that sounds intriguing! Can you tell me more?

:)

THE CONTEST... HMMM

IT NEEDS TO BE A FITTING ONE! IF YOU WANNA GET A RECIPE YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY GONNA BE INVOLVED WITH COOKING, RIGHT?

I THINK EVERYONE WHO WILL PARTICIPATE IN THE CONTEST SHOULD COOK SOMETHING THEY'RE VERY GREAT AT AND ALL PARTISIPANTS AND YOU AND MUFFET SHOULD TRY THE PARTICIPANTS FOOD AND RATE IT! FOR EXAMPLE: 4/5 OR 7/10! THEN WE WILL CALCULATE THE ARITHMETIC MEAN FOR EACH DISH AND WHO WILL GET THE MOST HIGH RATE GETS THE RECIPE! NYE-HE-HE-HE-HEH!

THE GREAT PAPYRUS SOLVED SUCH A HARD PUZZLE AGAIN, BY COMING UP WITH SUCH A GREAT IDEA — A COOKING CONTEST! PAPYRUS HAS SAVED THE DAY! NY-HE-HE-HE-HE!