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@therealsideofmythoughts
That’s it!
I give up on men! They are the spawn of satin. I’m totally being over dramatic but like forreal there are no real honest ones left. I’m just going to be single forever and any man that ever tries to change that will be dismissed because they are all lying. Actions speak louder than words and I have a tendency to go for the words and don’t wait for he action. Words last a month and then actions don’t follow and I’m always left on the road alone. No such thing as a two way street in these modern day “relationships” or even the development of a relationship. I was so content with not getting my hopes up with you and knowing that you couldn’t possibly be serious, but I began to let my guard down and let myself believe that just maybe you’re different. Boy was I wrong.
Still I could feel this thing between us, not just lust but a kind of immediate love, the sort that, like instant oatmeal, can be realized in a matter of minutes and is just as notorious as the real thing.
David Sedaris, Let’s Explore Diabetes with Owls (via hqlines)
I just want someone to pay attention to me, touch me but not in a sexual way, keep me company, be stupid with, blah blah blah. This fall/winter is going to be a tough on 😔
fall is the perfect time to date someone imo… like it’s chilly so you can both get bundled up and go for coffee dates and walk through parks and take cute fall photos and come home and get all snuggly under blankets and watch halloween movies like how perfect would that be
Why all the seatbelts lol?!
lil nigga ain’t trying to die
No car seat so they had to improvise
Little andre Williams lol @expressmyselfbreakchains
There are so many things wrong with this. Whoever is taking the video is driving and recording on their phone which is dangerous and the child also isn't in a proper car seat. Recipe for disaster. Cute kid though!
boyfriend: what’s for dinner?
me:
Boys
I hate them.
here & here
yo rough sex and cute dinner dates is what i like
Will you love me in December as you do in May?
Jack Kerouac (via feellng)
How much good porn have I missed because the thumbnail didn’t interest me.