Horrified and enthralled by a brand of instant ramen I have granted the nickname “Warlock Noodles” for a number of reasons
The first and most confusing part is that they don’t need any water. At all.
Then there’s the preparation, you just dump the packet of noodles (which have the exact texture and smell of PlayDoh) and sauce into the box, close it back up and throw it in the microwave for 2 minutes, which is half the time of every other instant ramen brand I’ve seen.
The odd part is that it tastes amazing for being an abomination to instant cooking products, like, this is in my top 3 instant ramens.
It’s mysterious, and it exudes the power of something aware of its existence as something that shouldn’t be. Yet something with no soul cannot feel remorse.
Well, Warlocks are known to have magic that works in mysterious ways and how they gain access to said magic is through a ritual mkst people are disgusted by... but it works!
