A Mess held together with masking tape

[mountainchickentm]

I just realized i never promoted my crk fic on here

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Go read itt

CHAPTER FIVE IS UPPP

[wuntrum]

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

[meduka-orangejuice]

I love it when you read a fic and the start notes on a chapter or the whole fic is like “I’m sorry this is so self indulgent”

No my dear you don’t understand what you’ve just done is inform me I’m about to read peak fiction.

[meduka-orangejuice]

“🥺 sorry this is so self indulgent 🥺 sorry I gave in to my hearts desire and wrote the words the way I wanted to write them 🥺 I’m sorry this includes my kinks but written so I can be turned on by them and maybe you’ll be too 🥺🥺🥺 I’m sorry for making art that comes from my soul instead of staring at the doc until I can figure out how to translate it into something that doesn’t alienate any potential audiences 🥺”

I’m kidnapping you and the next time anybody sees you outside, there’s going to be a lot more chapters of that variety and you’ll be much happier about it than you think considering the hostage situation you were in

[mountainchickentm]

Happy June ninth to those who celebrate

[hounneybuonney]

Stella was clearly written as the female character who gets in the way of the Yaoi ship and I don’t understand how anyone doesn’t see it.

[mountainchickentm]

Playing animal Crossing with my tits out

[lakeyyyyu]

Responding this screenshot, yknow, cause, yknow.

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

message to all bitches

please survive

[sistersorrow]

Why is the source CNN?

[deerjason]

watching Iron Lung so i can fully understand Bloodymary. #yaoistocks

[1percentcharge]

Pirate jokes

[butt-rice]

i wish there was a way to say "you're right, but this is really ineffective and even counterproductive messaging to anyone who doesn't already agree with you" without sounding like an asshole

[pukicho]

I love it when the kids animated movie ends with some wacky character going "dance partayyy" and then a GREAT song starts to play and everyone is going absolutely nuts! And even better yet, the grumpy one of the group almost looks like he's not going to join in... but sike! then he does! and he boogies down just like everyone else, haha, even that ol' lump of coal can let loose every now and then, ey?

[pukicho]

and then even the bad guys start to join in? That... I did not see coming, oh my days! I think this is going to be a night to remember boys.

[mountainchickentm]

Thank you for being happy

[mithartu]

i don't ship them i just think they could get ragebaited into having sex with each other

[creaturepeaches]

i hate it when i can tell my perception of a character is diminishing in real time because of fandom wank. like nooooo i want to maintain an objective relationship with the text but everyone is so annoying about you nooooo

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

[fandomrecycling]

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