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@theres-a-devil-in-my-pool
Wade: If your husband or wife is anything like MY husband or wife-
Matt: *Visible confusion*
Wade: *Moves over to the stove* Then they can't start the day without a hot cup of coffee! Which around here is boiling grape soda, and a scoop of burnt hamburger! *Hands Matt a cup of the concoction*
Matt: *After taking a sip* Wow, this is... Absolutely repulsive. What's in it?
Wade: A chef never reveals his secrets!
Problematic/Semi-Toxic Relationships, My Beloved!
Matt: *Holding a blade to Wade's neck* Now, what do we say?
Wade: *Clearly turned on* I'm sorry daddy, I've been a bad boy~
Matt: *Gently presses the blade into Wade's skin* What have I told you about blasphemy?
Wade: It's not tolerated, but I don't really care. *Presses a gun against the back of Matt's head* That angry look I get is always sexy~
Matt: Pull the trigger. I dare you.
Wade: Stab me. I dare you.
Matt: ...
And then they fucked, the end
Peter, about Matt and Wade: You guys don't understand! They're always flirting and kissing and talking about who loves each other more! I miss when it was just them dancing around each other for a week and then having old people sex.
Danny: Aww! Old people sex!
One of My Favorite Relationship Tropes is Where One Partner is Very Clearly Possessive of the Other, but With the Twist of the Other Partner Being Into it and Occasionally Using it for Their Own Personal Gain Despite Their Usually Strong Moral Compass
Wade: *Hovers Near Matt and Silently Threatens Anyone Who Dares to Even Glance at Them*
Matt: *Not Wanting to Deal with Avengers BS* I can't necessarily prove it, but I swear one of the Avengers was practically ogling me when they stopped me to talk about those stupid Accords yesterday.
Wade: *Already on a Warpath*
Matt: Thank you, honey!
Matt: *Constantly Berating Peter and Wade for Taking the Lord's Name in Vain*
Also Matt: *Whilst Getting Railed by Wade* SWEET MARY JOSEPH OF JESUS BABY CHRIST! OH, GOD, YES! MY LOVE, I AM YOUR LOYAL SERVANT!
Matt, to Frank: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to ME?! *Takes a moment to listen to the surrounding area* I'm the only one here, so you must be talkin' to ME!
Wade, meanwhile, at Sister Margaret's: *Suddenly, with narrowed eyes* My boyfriend is doing something stupid...
Wade, to Peter: And this *Gestures to Matt* is my beautiful husband!
Matt, incredibly confused: We aren't married...
Wade: *Dramatically gets down on one knee* Matthew Murdock, I know we haven't known each other for long, our first meeting was rough-
Matt: We fought and I accidentally pushed you off the side of a roof. I thought I killed you. It fucked me up for weeks. I hated you for months.
Wade, fondly: The feeling was mutual when you gave me the cold shoulder.
Peter: Is... Are you sure you two love each other?
Matt: *Sighs after a rough work day* Finally! I can do a patrol, save some lives, and get home with time to sleep with my wonderful- WADE! WHY DO I HEAR A DYING MAN IN MY LIVING ROOM?!
Wade: *Mid-murder* Oh, so when we're being cuddly and sweet or sexy it's OUR living room, but the moment I bring work home it's suddenly YOURS!