#devilpool

[zakeizawa]

Threeway kiss with team red

[teamredsoverworkedpremployee]

team red is like that trio in college who you’re not entirely sure is banging or not, but if they’re not then that love triangle is definitely lookin’ more like a messed up squiggle nowadays

[modernlovez]

Something about coming home…

[eroticomens]

he’s a horny boy 😈

[psychedelic138]

He wants to order THE SEQUEL. The lazier and more self-indulgent version yet

Bonus:

[candy8448]

MY COMPLRTELY OBJECTIVELY CORRECT OPINIONS ON MATT (non)SHIPS

MattXWade are FWBs, they have the roughest most desperate and angry sad bad decision sex, they love eachother so so much, matt finds wade annoying but cant help being near him, wade enjoys telling people how great matt is.

Moondevil is one sided pining from Jake (with marc and steven as wingmen) matt is close friends (once they get past whatever defenders of the streets was) finds him annoying but generally they get along, he doesn't feel attraction though to jake (jake is devistated) they have laid in bed fully clothed together though (either once or many times, up to you)

Fratt is not hate, not love, but a secret more evil third thing, the way frank always ties matt up in canon every chance he gets, they despise each other's guts, they protect one another with their lives, they did accidently (and i mean completely accidently) have sex one (1) time

[theres-a-devil-in-my-pool]

Problematic/Semi-Toxic Relationships, My Beloved!

Matt: *Holding a blade to Wade's neck* Now, what do we say?

Wade: *Clearly turned on* I'm sorry daddy, I've been a bad boy~

Matt: *Gently presses the blade into Wade's skin* What have I told you about blasphemy?

Wade: It's not tolerated, but I don't really care. *Presses a gun against the back of Matt's head* That angry look I get is always sexy~

Matt: Pull the trigger. I dare you.

Wade: Stab me. I dare you.

Matt: ...

And then they fucked, the end

[dumbbitchnumberone]

"13,000 words worth of content to the already 30k Google doc of matt/wade that I don't ever intend on publishing?"

Don't be greedy, share it with us 😈😈 no pressure, of course, but matt/wade nation is starving and you've been unofficially appointed as our beautiful devilpool country's president

MAYBE SOMEDAY. I'LL HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP A LOT AND ORGANIZE EVERYTHING.

I have a personal matt/wade masterdoc I write in every time I have an idea for them and uh. It's gotten so long it's starting to crash Google docs on my phone bc I've been writing in it nonstop lately.

It's 99% compliant with the canon I established in TVG too, so it's just sort of various explorations of their relationship in that verse outside of Peter's lens

I'm withholding not just 13k, not just 30k, but *57k* words from you guys now. If it were a book that would be *checks notes* uh. 190 pages. Sorry