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samlabrahams

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nomediocre

fl0wereater

my bio prof: which parasite caused the potato famine?

the tiny desperate tired voice in my head: don’t say the english, it’s correct, but don’t say it

esoanem

This is a common misconception! As the English usually kill their host, we’re actually parasitoids not true parasites!

fl0wereater

now this is a correction i’ll stand for

just-shower-thoughts

“That’s the way we’ve always done it” is a terrible reason for doing anything.

rocktheholygrail

#it’s what he deserves (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

mick-and-the-moos

Moo.

arandomthot

Some words to remember before wasting time

18-15n-77-30w

cajunsc74

oldshows

lesbianshepard

i kinda feel bad for oedipus b/c everyone assumes he chose to fuck his mom when in fact he went out of his way to avoid it. he left his hometown and distanced himself from his parents because he was afraid he would somehow get tricked into fucking his mom. everything could have been avoided if his adopted parents told him he was adopted.

lesbianshepard

someone: oedipus was fucked up like who fucks their own mother??? fucking weirdo.

me: it’s not his fault! he didn’t know!

lesbianshepard

also the point of the myth is supposed to show how despite your best efforts no mortal can thwart fate but also? what the fuck? the whole thing was an oracle telling laius that his son was going to murder him and fuck his wife. that shit came out of nowhere. he didn’t offend the gods or anything. they just decided for no reason other than the world is fucked up sometimes.

lesbianshepard

i have been informed that oedipus’ dad, laius, did in fact bring a curse upon himself for kidnapping and raping king pelop’s son chrysippus.

i stand by my stance that it’s still ridiculous to punish oedipus and jocasta for laius’s crimes. also why would the godss curse oedipus for fucking his mom when they tricked him into doing it in the first place? fucked up.