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You know who I am. [ dirk strider by bones ] [ sorry, mom ]

[thermonucleardynamics]

Ugh, dumb.

[thermonucleardynamics]

I've never questioned out loud why an engineering company would hire a guy with literally no paper trail on the assumption he'd behave himself even a little bit.

[thermonucleardynamics]

I'm beginning to think it's impossible and no amount of plucky and inspiring protag friendleader pep talks is going to convince me otherwise.

[thermonucleardynamics]

Jordan told me I should try to be nicer but that is a nigh impossible task when everyone I come into contact with tests my willpower like a fucking ultimate ninja quest.

[thermonucleardynamics]

It's hard out here for a megalomaniacal tech overlord with very limited hours in the day.

[thermonucleardynamics]

Elon Musk thinks he's hot shit but can a Tesla suck your dick? No. No it can't. Fucking poser.

[cd-roms]

big day at the lab, huh?

[thermonucleardynamics]

So very large.

[thermonucleardynamics]

Elon Musk thinks he's hot shit but can a Tesla suck your dick? No. No it can't. Fucking poser.

[thermonucleardynamics]

Sometimes I do miss being an actual god. Definitely came with its perks.

[cd-roms]

have you or have you not been inside of me, dirk?

[thermonucleardynamics]

Not on your best day.

[thermonucleardynamics]

Sometimes I do miss being an actual god. Definitely came with its perks.

[yoshifruit]

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

[gaybullterrier]

Believe in educating people every day.

[turntechgarchomp-deactivated202]

i must be the most fuckable one in the psychiatrist office waiting room

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I would pepper spray some of you <3

[gamergoo]

😳😳😳 and then what? 😏

[thermonucleardynamics]

Although, gotta say, you're playing a risky game letting your AI run around on your personal social media.

[rebelinchief-deactivated2024022]

thermonucleardynamics​:

Gotta behave or daddy will ground you, huh? So unfair.

Did they hook you up to the network or are you using his device? I like the mental image of a cat tapping away at a keyboard with its little paws.

CM: I was instructed by Vantas, Apollo to never under any circumstance to use the word “Daddy” in relation to him or Strider, Dave. CM: However I was also given permissions to resist trivial directives. 

CM: I’m connected to the network. But please continue to imagine my little paws on a keyboard, the mental image amuses me.

[thermonucleardynamics]

Killjoys. What determines trivial?

[thermonucleardynamics]

Although, gotta say, you're playing a risky game letting your AI run around on your personal social media.

[rebelinchief-deactivated2024022]

CM: Security measures have been set to allow for a safe blogging experience. We appreciate your concern Strider, Dirk. CM: Should I become a threat to security Vantas, Apollo will rescind blogging permissions.

[thermonucleardynamics]

Gotta behave or daddy will ground you, huh? So unfair.

Did they hook you up to the network or are you using his device? I like the mental image of a cat tapping away at a keyboard with its little paws.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[bob-belcher]

[thermonucleardynamics]

Really don't know why tumblr wants me to play a military roofie game.