Greetings and salutations, Tumblr!
Haha, just kidding; imagine if I were really that corny? Anyways, hey, it's good to be here. I imagine the public has lots of questions, following my disappearance, and I guess I'm ready to face the music. Before I get into that, though, I want to establish that I am alright. I'm not in any grave danger or anything, and no, I haven't...You know...Cut the cord, as you can see. I mean, I'm not sure why anyone would think such a thing, but I know my viewers can be...Imaginative. I mean, really? Me, your dashing and charismatic host, hating myself enough to do something like that? Man, if I let you guys run the show, it'd be a snoozefest! Yeeesh!
That being said, I figured it'd be fun to get a bit of 1-on-1 interaction with you all, since the show is, uh...On a bit of a hiatus. You get to know me, from a completely safe, comfortable, and not-at-all-fabricated distance, and I get the attention I deserve! Who could turn that down? However, I know that the show, well, shows things to be a bit different from how they are for me, personally, so I should probably clarify some stuff.
I live at MeCloud again. I'd rather not give too many details, but it's not so bad...To be completely honest, I can't really remember how I ended up here, but that's nothing new for me. Anything not in my memory clearly isn't something worth remembering. I'm pretty sure the Cobs that I know uses this app when he's bored, so you might see him hassle me. Don't be alarmed, I'm used to him.
I'm hoping that talking to you all can help me reminisce on the show and remember some highlights. It's all a bit blurry for me--I can only remember bits and pieces, like Lightbulb shitting on my fucking bleachers, but I'm hoping I can recall more pleasant things.
I am an adult, both mentally and bodily. That means I can say cuss words, oooooh! Obviously, nothing I post will be too vulgar, so it's safe to assume that this blog will remain PG13. This is my first time interacting with my fans directly--at least, that I can recall, for now--so try to show me basic respect, yeah?
If you're creepy, I have this magical tool called a "block button." I hope everyone knows how to separate their fanfictions from reality, because no, I don't want to "date" any of you. Not interested, so don't even try it. I'll probably just ignore you or say no.
Other Inanimate Insanity accounts are free to interact. Although, I'll probably treat you as if you're whoever you're playing, so if you're not ready for that, I don't recommend reaching out. No censorship here, ladies and gentleman. I'm raw and unfiltered. No contracts, no lawsuits, no nothing. Interact at your own risk.
I think that's it, for now. I look forward to chatting with you all, and I hope we can have some good fun. See you next time!
