therockmankillers:
Oh.
“Aye, ye got some problems with ‘yer, uh, mating process?” Punk didn’t have much experience with the whole dating thing. Any girls just got turned away by his menacing appearance.
“Ye ‘prolly wanna just be honest wit ‘em, because one day they might find their own mate, ye know?” He chuckled again. “Aye, but whadd’a I know. I’m just a giant ball of thorns.”
“Yeah, that’ll probably work… but I wonder when how soon is too soon. I mean, right now, it’s sort of a crush.” Maybe he could drop hints as to who it was…. “I know I said I wouldn’t name names, and I won’t, but…. The one I’m interested in? Someone I really admire as an individual. Unique. But also loyal, typically hard-working, and a truly exemplar person. I suppose if I broke it to him, I’d grab him another scarf… but I don’t know if he’d handle this all so well. He kinda…. disappears when he’s flustered.”
“I get what’cha sayin’, but ye should still find some way to tell ‘em sooner ‘er later.” He paused. “But, ye know, don’t just go runnin’ up to ‘em screamin’ things like ‘bare my kin!’, ye know? Ye gotta be calm about it.”
After hearing the description Snake had given, it was a bit obvious who he was talking about.
“Aye, I’m sure he won’t mind. He knows ya a bunch, and it’s always good to have an established relationship with ‘yer lover before ye get into the mushy stuff.”
