Ryback Rules

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Ryback Rule 128

A penny saved is a penny earned and 100 get you a McDouble.

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Ryback Rule 237

When opportunity knocks, put down your fork and answer.

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Ryback Rule 41

Wear a singlet that strategically exposes at least one nipple.

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Ryback Rule 392

Load up on condiments. They're crucial empty calories.

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Ryback Rule 202

Turn signals are not optional.

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Ryback Rule 129

Leaves of three, let it be. Leaves of four, eat some more.

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Ryback Rule 432

If you want your outfits to look good, tip the airbrush guy generously.

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Ryback Rule 85

No pets on the sofa.

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Ryback Rule 8

Don't forget to breathe.

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Ryback Rule 156

Feed a fever. Feed a cold.

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Ryback Rule 217

 Lather, rinse. Never repeat.

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Ryback Rule 92

Measure once, cut once

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LEARNING THE DIFFERENCE COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE

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The very first Ryback Rule