The Good, Bad & The Fuckboys of Internet Dating

From getting stood up to being led on and just a bunch of weirdos..a woman's struggle to find true love.

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Well at least he got something right

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Hide your kids and all the single ladies

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Wtf is with all the murdery dudes on dating apps? IS THIS A SIGN?!

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Please don’t let me down people of the internet. I hope this number is real for the sake of entertainment

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Oh my god he’s going to fucking murder me

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The 90’s called, they want their drawstring shorts back

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girl culture is turning around every few feet when you’re walking alone to see if someone’s following u

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

Learn to peep through the corner of your eye so you’re not quite so obvious when you turn.

[feministfront]

Putting in your earphones so hopefully no random men try to talk to/harass you but not actually playing music so you can listen for footsteps/other suspicious noises behind you.

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feeling like someone is following you and subtly shifting whatever object you’re holding into a better grip so you can use it as a bludgeon if the person behind you tries anything

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Being fucking terrified when street lamps give you more than one shadow

[allcapsmadbitch]

just girly things~🌟

[kitchenwitchupinthisbitch]

I did this the other day. I switched the way I was holding my coffee canteen so I could smash someone’s head in if need be

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When I walk alone I put both rings on my dominant hand so I can cause more pain if I have to punch

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I always put my keys between my fingers. The worst is when a car slows down behind you–immediate heart palpitations and panic set in

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“I am a feminist snowflake”

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Act your age and not your dick size.

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What in the actual fuck

So check this. I go into my local target and I head over to the fitting rooms (mind you this one is in the women’s and children’s section). I casually walk into what I think is an empty fitting room. NOPE. Sitting there is some Asian dude leg on knee phone in hand BUTT. ASS. NAKED. The fuck are you doing dude?! I was so in shock, I politely apologized and went into the room next to me. I left, forgot my purse and had to go back. I was horrified to open any door further and I’m pretty sure he was still in there with the door still ajar.

It didn’t hit me until later to actually call target to notify them that some fucking creep is sitting there naked in a changing room with the door not closed.

Went in to target to browse, left with a real life dick pic and an encounter with a soon to be phedophile.

WHERS WILL SMITH WHEN YOU NEED HIM

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Once upon a time, there was this dude on okcupid with way too much time on his hands….

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Ehhhhhhhhh 🖕🏻

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I made an Okcupid and honestly oml 😕

I think OKC is the lesser of the evils but there are still shitty people on there. There’s no escaping the wrath of online dating!

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oh guess that was a dumb question all look like they are urs

Yep! All my unfortunate experiences

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Let me set this straight. I am a woman. I am alive, I breathe, I have a complexity of different emotions, like you. I experience joy, laughter, sadness, pain, and anger. I am someone’s daughter, grandchild, sister, and friend. I am, for the fucking love of god, NOT an inanimate object that you can fuck. I am NOT a piece of meat. I am NOT a toy that you can use at your fucking leisure for pleasure. Grow the fuck up and treat myself and other women like the beautiful, living and breathing beings that we are.

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Still took it like a champ

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The moment you truly realize you’ve been on these apps for too long