The malevolent brainrot is winning out

Emma - Artist, lover of gay horror podcasts • I don't feel like making multiple blogs so this is kinda all over the place • any pronouns • bi • ace • grayromantic

[lunehowls]

S2 - S5

[noodlesewp]

Dragging you down with me

I love them i hope nothing bad happens to them(lie)

[disaster-for-the-aesthetic]

Jonny and Alex ab The Magnus Archives: "yeah we were a bit hesitant ab Jonmartin at first cause we thought romance might take the focus away from the horror"

The Magnus Protocol, basically from episode one: "Welcome to the world's most awkward workplace love-square where an emotionally repressed Tumblr user has to choose between her autistic ex, his beautiful, mysterious new girlfriend or her unfortunately attractive stuck up lesbian rival"

[cornmagnate]

“'Cause it's the funniest feeling

So let's slip inside

Out of this world

Out of this life

'Cause this place called home

Is no longer mine

So now I need to occupy your mind”

Song: Occupy Your Mind by Villagers

[ankle-beez]

reminder that corporations don't care about you and they never will

[ankle-beez]

The entirety of the Simpsons is literally on your shitty streaming service you fucking cunts

[t3sticles]

Anakin murdering toddlers is also on their piece of shit service

[a-small-batch-of-dragons]

Murdering children with a laser sword, sure yeah fun and funky fresh.

Gay high schoolers and typical normal stuff? Nah.

[the-haiku-bot]

Murdering children

with a laser sword, sure yeah

fun and funky fresh.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[nikoriis]

This one reads like a comedy

[lesbianmothman3000]

[asthecrowtries]

I love the chaotic energy of Malevolent release schedules. Sure set releases are nice to plan for but the way Harlan gets excited for a new chapter or part and just drops it unexpectedly for fans to flail over is such fun.

[thesaltwateremu]

yorick is third wheeling so hard oh my fucking god

[nova-xp]

I like the idea that sam is trying to research jonathan sims but all he can find is this photo

[colin-becher-death-countdown]

miss my boi Norris he's more mia then Colin and he's literally always in the building

[kazooyay]

gwen sad backstory when i need to justify my love for this pathetic wet cat crap-at-her-job under qualified prissy stuck up over ambitious out of touch blackmailer prideful loser of a character

[hoeswater]

interesting that TMAGP 22 Did That, considering that TMA 22 was Colony*

*the first time the audience witnesses Jon and Martin together, the first time Jon makes a point of believing Martin believing a statement, thereby cementing his inability to remain separate from the things he studies, the episode where Martin becomes fully immersed in The Horrors, the episode where Jon begins to draw the lines between Inside the Archive and Outside of It.....

[viere]

That did NOT just fucking happen

[wizard-laundry]

QUICK REMINDER

In the US: threatening government officials is a felony under federal law (18 U.S.C. § 871). Even memes.

be careful with your jokes if they spill over to active officials.

[birdifulhuman]

what is happening with malevolent, i finished three episodes and this man already GOT IN A CAR CRASH, KILLED SOMEONE, KILLED ANOTHER PERSON???, FELL DOWN CREAKY ASS STAIRS, AND GOT FREAKED OUT BY A FUCKING GHOST?? AND HAS A BABY?????? HHUH???

[kryptonian-in-winterfell]

I have made the pilgrimage

If you never hear from me again, I’ve fallen through a hole in reality and am now stuck in gay, spooky Windows 95