i'm sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp
todays bird

if i look back, i am lost

Janaina Medeiros

shark vs the universe
YOU ARE THE REASON

Product Placement
Claire Keane
Stranger Things
cherry valley forever

Love Begins

No title available
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
No title available
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Sweet Seals For You, Always
almost home
Sade Olutola
tumblr dot com
Misplaced Lens Cap
Monterey Bay Aquarium
seen from Canada

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from TĂźrkiye
seen from United Kingdom

seen from TĂźrkiye

seen from TĂźrkiye
seen from United States
seen from Canada

seen from Uruguay

seen from TĂźrkiye

seen from Austria

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Romania

seen from Canada

seen from United States

seen from TĂźrkiye
seen from United States

seen from Austria
@thesanslover
i'm sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp
happy pride everyone
well thank gd i'll have amazon and toyota at pride instead of gorgeous men in leather harnesses ! that was a close one!
hello!!!!!!
HELLO THEM
The 2023 Gender Census is now open!
[ Link to survey ]
The 10th annual international gender census, collecting information about the language we use to refer to ourselves and each other, is now open until 9th May 2023.
Itâs short and easy, about 5 minutes probably.
After the survey is closed Iâll process the results and publish a spreadsheet of the data and a report summarising the main findings. Then anyone can use them for academic or business purposes, self-advocacy, tracking the popularity of language over time, and just feeling like weâre part of a huge and diverse community.
If you think you might have friends and followers whoâd be interested, please do reblog this blog post, and share the survey URL by email or at AFK social groups or on other social networks. Every share is extremely helpful - itâs what helped us get 40,000 responses last year.
Survey URL:Â https://survey.gendercensus.com
The survey is open to anyone anywhere who speaks English and feels that the gender binary doesnât fully describe their experience of themselves and their gender(s) or lack thereof.
Thank you so much!
[ Link to survey ]
Image credit:Â Avery at Tradescantia Hub
i know you could explain it all with rule of funny or ''they did it on purpose as a gag'' but
sans has the uncanny ability to read your face like a book and know exactly what you're thinking with a glance. he also constantly misses papyrus' jokes and treats them like genuine questions.
papyrus talks to you over the phone and somehow manages to conceptualize where you are and what you're doing from your tone alone. if, however, you gave him a picture of asgore and toriel, the only way he could tell them apart would be by their clothes.
tone-deaf sans/face blind papyrus. they're both autistic in perfectly mirrored ways so when they talk they keep missing each other by a hairbreadth
Whatâs your favorite dog? â view on Instagram https://ift.tt/32xSC9j
@thelistofdoom142
i donât expect this to be very widely known but here in vancouver weâve had a barge stuck on shore since mid november
weâre going on day 25 of barge simpson not moving a damn inch and i for one hope it never moves
They put up a sign
WHAT
Ever Given fans reading this post like:
I think itâs really important, for non-Vancouverites, that you know some additional layers of the joke to this, because this shitâs got history:
One of our parks has an abstract statue in it of someone reclining.
In Nov 2012, an artist made a sign as a joke, âDude Chilling Parkâ, which looked exactly like our official Parks Board signs (except for the official park boards seal).Â
The Vancouver Parks Board removed the sign but, after a whole lot of petitions, they put in an official one a year and a half later, also âDude Chilling Parkâ, but now with the proper seal attached.
 Fast forward 7 years later. We have horrible floods. A barge washes up on Sunset Beach and gets grounded there. It has yet to be removed.
The Vancouver Parks Board, unprompted, adds a âBarge Chilling Beachâ sign.
âŚAlso, they announced this by tweet:
@thelistofdoom142
Raven
from Alice Starmoreâs new knitting book, Glamourie, from Dover Publications.
God.Â
While I scrolled down I went from
Oh cool feather like hood
Oh wow
Ohhhh fuck.
Freaking fancy high fashion knits.
wuut.
THERES A PATTERN!?
Iâm hollering
@thelistofdoom142
you know itâs time to go to bed when the existential crisis strolls in
if itâs the middle of the night and you suddenly hate yourself because you donât read enough or your job sucks or youâre single or gender continues to happen or you gained weight or whatever is knocking on your⌠brain door? at ass o'clock at night, that is your brain saying itâs time to go the fuck to sleep, the crisis can come back during business hours
the masculine urge to kiss a man
People like to complain about tumblr but I think it's heroic that there's a website specifically for transgender grad students
If you are easily clouded or overwhelmed, try setting boundaries with yourself first. Be okay to sometimes say no to yourself: no I donât need to watch this now, no I donât need to stay up this late, no I donât need to go to this place, no I donât need to go out with these people. Say no for you. Saying no to something that doesnât serve us is saying yes to what does. It allows for something even more amazing to come through for us.
D E T I T
becom man
me getting top surgery
@thesanslover
Also i dont know if you guys have ever seen medieval beekeeper garb, but:
Its the best!!!
Nope!
Woodcut from 1545! đ respect our basket faced cousins đĄ
The Beekeepers, Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1568
Now that plague doctors are cultural icons I want these to be next and I hope we arbitrarily decide that the two are somehow rivals.
why would they be rivals, they're dating and bop their masks together to kiss
The birds and the bees
!!!
Theyâre dating â¤ď¸
ok hear me out but aromatic with a houseplant theme very cosy maybe rain idk (pride wallpaper)
Have I understood the assignment?
see more wallpapers