Sarcasm is my only defense

Geek, nerd, imaginary sex-God. 19 , Female, USA. My favorite ships are Stydia, Sterek, Stisaac, Stackson, Stanny, Sterica , and Stallison. But I am open to any and all pairings that you are intrested in RPing , if it is an OC or another fandome just makes sure to leave details about them in my ask! Thanks !

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So It's finally summer...officially. No School, Work is easier, so I'm going to be more active. So uh...Starters completely welcome! OCC's completely welcome. And Just even saying whats up welcome!

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"Is there a reason why you are at my locker right now?" Emma asked running her fingers through her hair and closing her locker before looking at the person with a raised eyebrow....

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"Do you need help with that?" She asked pointing at his locker with an raised eyebrow.

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"Huh?" He looked at her before looking to his locker. "Oh nope, no. I'm good, all good , perfect , I mean not perfect cause I mean really who on the earth is really perfect? Maybe Lydia, but she'll hit me again if I dont say so , and I'm delicate." He rambled on while pulling on the lock on his locker. 

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"Is there a reason why you are at my locker right now?" Emma asked running her fingers through her hair and closing her locker before looking at the person with a raised eyebrow. "And who are you?" She asked.

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Stiles jumped a...

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"Nice to meet you and yeah, we're twins" she said fixing her beanie with a yawn.

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"Oh uh...well, It's nice to meet you Emma. " Stiles looked away to pretend to be busy opening his locker 

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"Is there a reason why you are at my locker right now?" Emma asked running her fingers through her hair and closing her locker before looking at the person with a raised eyebrow. "And who are you?" She asked.

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Stiles jumped a little as the girl spoke to him before looking at her. His facial expression was confused “Uh it could possibly be because my locker is next to yours, or that aliens are about to abduct you. ” Stiles shrugged “Take your pick of which one”

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"I’ll choose the first option" she said with a laugh. "Um, I’m Emma Martin" she said with a soft smile.

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Stiles tilted his head to the side , "Martin? any relation to Lydia Martin?" he asked "Oh and I'm Stiles, Stiles Stlinski"

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"Is there a reason why you are at my locker right now?" Emma asked running her fingers through her hair and closing her locker before looking at the person with a raised eyebrow. "And who are you?" She asked.

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Stiles jumped a little as the girl spoke to him before looking at her. His facial expression was confused "Uh it could possibly be because my locker is next to yours, or that aliens are about to abduct you. " Stiles shrugged "Take your pick of which one"

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S03E24 things are making sense now…. 

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I would just like to apoligize guys about not being online much these last two weeks. Last week was spring break, and this week was tough with the first week of school But I promise I will be back online regularly soon!

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Send me 3 names for FUCK, MARRY, KILL

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Lydia… You go with Stiles.

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[immundabelua-deactivated2014102]

{Kissing Strangers AU}

It starts out with a kiss. Muse A and Muse B have never met before. They don’t know each others names or anything about the other person. But both signed up for this weird artistic film that asked them to kiss another stranger. They get a couple bucks for doing it so why the hell not?

At first it is awkward, unsure, and full of nerves. But as their lips meet…fireworks. But this isn’t real, they aren’t in love, and perhaps it is because they are sharing something so intimate with a stranger or maybe it is a natural chemistry. But either way, after it is over, the only thing either of them can think of is doing it again.

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Hades and Persephone AU

AU in which character A is the dark God/dess of the Underworld who falls in love with innocent Spring God/dess character B. You can either have A kidnap B, or have B as the willing runaway.

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stydia au: lydia found out stiles was on the field when peter attacked her, not jackson, and she wants to know why stiles never told her.

[frommemetoyou]

Send me a symbol to recieve the following from my muse

Send ✆ for a morning text

Send ♔ for an angry text

Send  ♠ for a drunk text

Send ☏ for a vague text

Send ⁇ for a worried text

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you

Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

Send ✺for a saucy text

Send √ for a long winded confessing text 

Send ☠ for misguided advice

Send ☢ for a desperate text

Send ☼ for a congratulatory text

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Your muse has lost their memory and is relying on Sticky Notes strewn around to guide them.

Send anonymous Sticky Notes (“Sticky Notes” in ask box to specify) to help the character regain his/her/its memory, or deceive them into doing your bidding. 

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RPers: Reblog if you are 18 or older

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This means you are legal in the US and won’t have anyone else arrested for smutting with you if that is so.

So, just please reblog if you are.

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Stiles shook his head, she didn’t get it. He had no interest at all in making out with people who weren’t her. Of course he knew he couldn’t just live with this crush forever. He would have to move on at some time because, he doubted that this was something she wanted to explore with him ” I kissed you , because you told me to make a grand gesture. Well grand gesture over, so well…. no more making out for me .”

He gave her a laugh “Basiclly it’s when Batman says he will never be seduced by catwoman and then basiclly they have sex , everywhere and ditch their best friends in the parking lot .” Stiles rolled his eyes “Even after his best friend just helped write half the AP History paper due. “

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Lydia could only smile at Stiles’ words as she shook her head gently in reply. She knew that there could be a point of regret in offering this and she knew that Jackson would have a field day if he ever found out, but she wasn’t a cruel person. She clearly came off that way and that wasn’t something she was overly proud of. “Well, since your grand gesture was gestured… Maybe work up the courage to ask me out sometime. I like Italian food and bowling, if that helps at all…”

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Stiles chuckled slightly "I'ave asked before in passing, but that didn't go too well." He shrugged turning his head to look at her once more, and gave her a small smile "But I guess since I'll be sitting with you more now, maybe I'll give it a try. " He turned his gaze up to look at the sky slightly, he wasn't used to trying to be smooth "If I was going to ask the girl I've had a crush on since third grade for Italian and bowling, what day would it be on? "