the story of my life

sawyer nichols. 16. rumor has it that i'm a bit of a douchebag, but i'd like to think it's part of my charm.

[allison-kingston-blog]

Yes. I’ll keep you with me to make sure I don’t freeze.

[thesawyernichols2]

Do I get something out of this?

[allison-kingston-blog]

Can that trip to the beach never end? If so, I’m in.

[thesawyernichols2]

Do you really want to be at the beach during winter?

[thesawyernichols2]

@allykings: @fcksawyer remind me not to fall asleep naked around you again

@fcksawyer: @allykings as if you wouldn't let me take your picture otherwise

[thesawyernichols2]

@summersinburkett: the glee club need jesus

@fcksawyer: @summersinburkett what the fuck is the glee club

[thesawyernichols2]

@fcksawyer: oops

[thesawyernichols2]

@fcksaywer: close enough to thrill me

[thesawyernichols2]

@fcksawyer: forget all about, the pressure of days; do what i say and i'll make you okay.

[sebastianlevitt-deactivated2014]

Of course some people think you’re hot. That’s why asylums exist.

[thesawyernichols2]

That is just rude.

[bennettreese-blog]

I’m guessing you’re still not that happy with me. Look, all I did was take your shit for like, a couple hours. I gave it back.

[thesawyernichols2]

Doesn't change the fact that I think you're a prick for taking it to begin with.

[eleanorthomsen]

Nobody think’s you’re hot. Personally I think you look like a guinea pig.

[thesawyernichols2]

You're a terrible liar.

[bennettreese-blog]

Hello to you to, Sawyer.

[thesawyernichols2]

I don't recall saying hello.

[eleanorthomsen]

Such dirty lies. 

[thesawyernichols2]

You haven't seen dirty lies yet, babe.

[allison-kingston-blog]

Who would think such a thing?

[thesawyernichols2]

My beautiful girlfriend, I hope.

[bennettreese-blog]

[thesawyernichols2]

Well aren't you a sight for sore eyes. --Not.

[thesawyernichols2]

Rumor has it, some people think I'm hot.

[glinetti]

in order to create, you have to embrace the dark side.

[thesawyernichols2]

Anyways, last night I realized something and it's put me in a bit of a shit mood. I realized that feelings are a little bitch, and I'd rather not have them. I think I love my girlfriend, ya know, but I know I love my best friend.. and if these letters don't give you an indication of how much of a heartless bastard I am, I really ought to pray for you because you're a fucking idiot.

I'm too heartless to love two people, if I can even manage to love one, and well, it's a shit position. You're supposed to be a pal, so let me know. Who do I love? Do I love anyone? Do I just flip a coin and pick that way?

Fuck, where's my humanity switch? I should try switching it on.

This is a shit letter, sorry mate.