I Don’t Need Your Drama

Things I hear at rehearsal or stuff from class... She/her pronouns, you can call me Bee if you need to put a name to the blogger.

[thescottishplayofputnam]

“Is that a football thing or a catholic thing?”

[thescottishplayofputnam]

“This is how you spell retribution, Cancel Cancel Reverse Reverse Reverse.”

[thescottishplayofputnam]

“Never trust a man if you can see his toes.”

[thescottishplayofputnam]

“I have to wait until 12:00, what time is it now?”

“It’s 11:57”

“I’m going to kill myself.”

[thescottishplayofputnam]

“Let me go or I’ll colour your earlobe!”

[thescottishplayofputnam]

“A tail!!! I have to give him a tail!!!”

[thescottishplayofputnam]

“Well then it’s a dumb TV with a smart brain.”

“Me though”

[thescottishplayofputnam]

“I just got killed by 2 boys, but I’m a boy. Awkward right?”

[thescottishplayofputnam]

“Don’t you dare break my expensive one dollar glasses!”

[thescottishplayofputnam]

“One nation under God... independaple... with liberty and justice for all.”

“You mean indivisible?”

“I meant what I said.”

[thescottishplayofputnam]

“The giant cat is evil today!”

[thescottishplayofputnam]

“This entire cast is made up of crack heads.”

[thescottishplayofputnam]

“Back in our Scotland we ate bears and smoked crack.”

[thescottishplayofputnam]

“My hippie goddess aunt heeded my call.”

[thescottishplayofputnam]

“Jesus! Keep your hair under control, put it up.”

*She walks away and a boy sitting on the lip of the stage turns to a small group sitting at a table

“You know... that was the first time I ever heard someone calling Jesus out for having a bad hair day.”

[thescottishplayofputnam]

“We just got back from Herbal Church.”

[thescottishplayofputnam]

*somebody coughs

“Hey! Watch you language! We are in a Christian facility!”