"As much as I hate to tarnish your innocence, I feel it’s my duty as your aunt to inform you that anything left in the communal fride is, in fact, free range."Â
". . . I'll make a note of that. And see about getting my own fridge."
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"As much as I hate to tarnish your innocence, I feel it’s my duty as your aunt to inform you that anything left in the communal fride is, in fact, free range."Â
". . . I'll make a note of that. And see about getting my own fridge."
"Sure there is. It’s cookie dough that wanders about the fridge with no name on it." Nathan, pls. Her logic is impeccable. Your logic, however. Your logic is troll logic.
". . . So if it's free-range, that means it's alive. Which means you're committing murder." What was that about logic?
"What? It’s not like it had your name on it. It was just sitting there. Free range cookie dough. Waiting to be eaten. Practically begging for it, actually."
"There's no such thing as 'free-range cookie dough'."
"Traitors, both of you."
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"Why can't it be both?"
"What do you want?"
"— Someone’s in a mood."
  ". . . Sorry, sir. Bad day."
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"What do you want?"