Chief Executive Director of Homicide, Ltd. @thesecondmostdangerousman - Tumblr Blog

"So, do you need to develop some sort of system to keep me out of the flat when you have other company? A sock on the doorknob, perhaps?"

"Your fault for not calling ahead, dear. That eager for more are we?"

thesecondmostdangerousman

"Hardly. You had me off in Serbia for three and a half weeks-- coincidentally where the pieces of my phone are at the moment. I've missed my bed, you cheeky bastard. I wanted to get to it without walking into a show. Christening all surfaces in my absence?"

vesley-deactivated20151028

I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day

#dammit jim

flamboyantlycriminal

Never say goodbye because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting. - J. M. Barrie

#mormor

breakingmacy-deactivated2012040

Write a Headcanon about my character

grincarved

If it’s good, it will become official.

#meme

knifing

#mugshot #sharp dressed man #monkey suit

fassbendshark

Michael Fassbender: GQ Magazine June 2O12

#mugshot

bandfullofmuses

Put one in my ask box! [TRAPPED/KIDNAPPED VERSION]

"What’s going on?"

"Hello, my pet."

"I’m afraid you’re a bit ‘tied up’."

"I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you."

"There, that should keep you quiet."

"No one will find us here."

"You’ll be mine forever."

"Don’t bother to struggle…"

"How are we getting out of this?"

"You got a plan?"

"Now would be a good time to plan our escape!"

"The ropes are too tight!"

"The door’s locked!"

"Stop screaming or I’ll shut you up!"

"There’s no way out!"

#meme #yes please

aseaofquotes

Miranda July, No One Belongs Here More Than You

#relevant

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Everyone needs to stop apologizing for their blog.

Take ‘too long’ with replies? (What is that? You post when your muse is good and ready, and your stress levels down.)

'Spam' the dash with your posts?

Gasp!!! You post longer threads and drabbles, and someone whines they don’t like ‘scrolling past it’?

You post plenty of imagery and text that applies to your muse?

You state on your front page you are a NSFW blog that has triggers as well and people still cry that they can see your posts that are tagged as such. (Hypocrites, you can block that easily, you DO want to see it, just not what CERTAIN muses post.)

You like a certain ship, and half your followers decide they don’t— so they use passive aggressive anons to make you flag it or stop it?

You don’t want to play with every single muse that comes to you?

This is YOUR blog, and if someone has an issue with it..they can either un-follow, blacklist, or mute your posts. Come on. You can’t expect respect unless you demand it. If you post all your rp’s at once…SO WHAT. If you rp in asks mostly, SO WHAT. If you post masses of images and quotes pertaining to your muse? SO what.

If someone doesn’t like it, they can put themselves out their own misery and UNFOLLOW. Stop being sorry for what makes you happy, and how you construct and conduct your blogspace.

NO one is obligated to please everyone. That’s called quality control.

#ooc #this