The Secret Spot

Hello! I am an uncomfortable 20 year old girl thats currently living in a studio appartment with her best friend that just so happens to be a boy. I'm much too uncomfortable to poop in this small stuido appartment since the door doesnt muffle sounds, AT ALL, so now I'm forced to secretly poop in our basements laundry room bathroom like some sort of animal. So enjoy reading about my pain and thoughts while sitting in a small room with no wifi.

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I found two dead beetles floating in the toilet water, the first time I found one I didn’t question it since it was just such a random thing, but now that I’m sitting here and thinking about it, how in the hell did they even climb the toilet to get in the bowl?! It’s pure porcelain, its impossible for insects to grip on to, let alone scale for such a huge height! And two! Two of them climbed that treacherous height only to fall to their doom and drown, those were probably the bravest of all the beetles in their colony that were specifically chosen to explore new land in their travels, and what became of these two heroes? They drowned in toilet water and had their corpses be shit on by a hungover 20 year old. Sometimes life simply isn’t fair.

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Fun Fact: I've had blue shushees two days in a row and now my poop is bright blue, so there's that.

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Why hello Secret Spot, its been a while, today I was informed that the pokey part of a belt is called 'the belts penis' which is nice. Recently I've gotten much more strong willed about pooping in my apartment when they're is a boy around, so now I just ask him to go on to the balcony for a few minutes, he definitely knows when I have to poop now, but it's gotten much less tedious than going down five flights of stairs to have a bowl movement, so I'm pretty okay with that, the face of him knowing about me pooping is better than him hearing me pooping, I don't know either..

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I'm currently sitting here and eating trail mix, I just dropped a cranberry on the floor, let's see how often they actually sweep this bathroom, the game is on!

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Today someone was in the laundry room so I couldn't go to my secret spot, I'm now forced to poop in the bathroom that's outside near the pool and gym, its much less spacious but it has a window and a nice sun faded picture of some flowers, the door is locked constantly so you need a key to open it, the bad thing about it is that if you're pooping, someone could easily unlock the door and walk in on you, my foot is currently pushing on the door and my ears are on hawk mode, its much less stressful to poop in my secret spot, this bathroom is basically the expert level of pooping.

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today I walked up a long hill after doing makeup for ‘Cats’, I then had to turn around and walk all the way back to the theatre because I had to poop really bad and wouldn't be able to make the long bus ride, why do bowel movements have to control my life? So right now I'm just sitting here listening to Rumtum tugger sing about how he's the sexiest cat of all the cats, what a little flirt

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Have you ever held in a poop for so long that when you got to the toilet it brought a small tear to your eye? Because I have. Brendan is staying at my place for a bit and so far every time I've had to poop I've either been alone in the apartment or have been in class, this was the very first time that I woke up and immediately realized what I was in for. I rushed through getting dressed and pretended that I was late for something and flew out the door, now I'm just sitting here in my Secret Spot (with no liquid foundation, no eye shadow, and no liner) and waiting for the time that I actually need to leave at, which is about 20 minutes away, curse you Brendan for staying in my apartment and taking 20 minutes out of my morning activities time, I'm 20 minutes less cute because of you.

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I’m going to miss having to leave my apartment every day, it was nice exercise, I mean I never took the stairs or anything; but the ten step trek to and from the elevator was a very nice addition to my day

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Today was the last day of Mike staying at my place so I finally told him about my Secret Spot, so he officially knows, now I'm sitting here and I really have to poop but I'm waiting for him to go to sleep so I can sneak away without being called out, ugh I knew I should have texted it to him when he got on the plane. That's just bad planning in my part.

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It’s 2:23am and a dryer is on. This has never happened before. I've just began to assume that everyone in the building goes to bed at 8:30, apparently there are a few night owls that I need to befriend, maybe I can go to their apartment in the middle of the night instead of this cold concrete hole.

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He refilled the toilet paper! And he also put out some soap! There hasn't been soap in this bathroom since ever, and I've been pooping in this bathroom for the past four months! ...wow I really need to get this shy pooping situation figured out.

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Why hello late night poops, I've missed you, its currently 3:10am and I've just noticed that my socks mildly match today, wowie the things you discover when you're taking a very long an well deserved poop.

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I'm sitting on the dryer and waiting for my clothes to finish and its so warm and vibratey, like not in a sexy way or anything, but more of a 'hey, this is kinda like a hot tub, neat' kinda way

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Update: there's still no toilet paper and today while doing laundry someone took my wet clothes out of the washer and put them on top of the machine and put their clothes in, I've never wanted to kick someone in the dick more than I did during that moment, I called mom and asked if I could but she said no, I never get to have any fun. Ugh.

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There's been a pimple on my thigh for the past two weeks, it’s too awkward to pop so I’m forced to just stare at it awkwardly every time I have to take a poop. Man life would be much more simple if I was much less awkward. Also, there are piles of clothes on top of the dryers and they look like bodies in the dark, it scared me a little.

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Today my outfit consists of pajama pants with a bleach stain, a cat sweater, an old cardigan that I found at value village for 7$, and flannel rain boots that my mom bought me, I'd like to say that I'm feeling very sexy and exotic, but we both know that's a lie.

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I need to poop really bad, I'm currently in the elevator and don't think I can make it. This might be the day that I've been actively avoiding, shitting myself in pajama pants and a thong, I don't know what will happen, and quite frankly I don't want to find out. UPDATE: I made it just in time. #blessed