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Risk Assessment RENAMED

ALSO!!! On top of having a discord server (https://discord.gg/rQZsYdFVYm) I have now decided to rename the Risk Assessment AU to...

DELTARUNE: SHINING SHARDS!

Praying no one else is using that one because it goes hard as fuck

#deltarune #deltarune au #deltarune risk assessment #deltarune shining shards

Discord server

I realized I have too many AUs so like

Are you free anytime soon

If so you could like join the server i just made

There's absolutely nothing there but whatever

https://discord.gg/rQZsYdFVYm

Imagine

The Fun Gang, but in the infinite IKEA. It's a Dark World too, so Ralsei and Lancer and Rouxls and Mew Mew can be there.

#discuss in comments #deltarune #funny au #infinite ikea #idk man

colorful-noircuts

Ever since I saw deltarune ch5, I've been thinking about fallen human Orange and mad dummy as a fun little duo and now they are stuck in my head

I've attracted my target audience it looks like

#undyne fans join me

You know what

Every time I see another Homestuck AU where everyone is happy, I think to myself "we need to put these kids in Evangelion" and that sentiment only grows stronger each day.

#homestuck #none of these kids would last a day working for nerv #except maybe dave #rose would go the most insane out of everyone #jade would either come out the strongest or break almost immediately #depends on which angel she had to face first i think #dave would survive the longest but probably go the way of the strider eventually #john is fucked

50 posts or something

Yeah I guess that happened, kinda wasn't expecting to reach it so soon but sure

#50 posts #or something

Risk Assessment in the future

So I'm going to leave the big plot stuff alone for now and mostly focus on how I envision things on a chapter-by-chapter basis. Hopefully, by the time I finish Chapter 2, Chapter 6 will be out and I'll know whether or not I can reuse the setting for Chapter 3 or if I'll need to create one. Because you know exactly where this is going.

Previously, Risk was going to be much more important, but I honestly want to explore Noelle as a main character more. I feel like Risk would steal the show a bit the way they were previously written, especially because the AU is named after them, so I'm going to be coming up with something new to identify the AU with so I can write Risk normally. Berdly is the one I really have to worry about in terms of stealing the show, though...

Also, it is HILARIOUS that the original concept for Chapter 3 was to have Noelle play a Metroid-reminiscent game instead of the Zelda-like we got, considering what happens in Chapter 5.

#deltarune #deltarune au #deltarune risk assessment

mollybeenoel

obscuretobyfox

DELTARUNE CORRUPTIONS THREAD Here I will be posting screenshots/recordings of the most interesting findings from my Deltarune corruptions! These are all 100% geniune corruptions, no editing has been added.

Not all of these will be spooky creepypasta material, most of them will probably just be funny, but I hope you like them nontheless :)

obscuretobyfox

A couple other recent ones! These are mainly just funny

akanemnon

Hey Akane I wanted to ask what do you think of the idea that Aqua sorta represents a younger child version of Kris? Now I’m not saying they are Kris but they do seem to act sorta like how Kris was implied to act when they were younger there’s also both of their affinity for knives and it also plays into the little theory that Kris originally had the patience/Cyan soul prior to the red one not to mention I’m pretty sure they share the same blue color

My feelings on the matter is that ALL the flowers represent an aspect of Kris in some way. Aqua is just the one people notice first.

Seth = Kris' gender identity (there is a whole Cafe dialog about it)

Yellow = Kris' internalized guilt and love for cowboys (hinted at in easily missable dialog)

Blue - Kris' grace and femininity as well as their love for art (piano)

Green - Kris' penchant for not speaking

Orange = Kris' identity as a human living among monsters (the mouse claiming she is human)

Flowery - Kris' role as both the party leader and foil towards us and the other heros.

Pink = direct analog to Kris' relationship with the Player (us)

(There is probably more, but it's like 6 AM rn and I gotta go to work lol)

obscuretobyfox

Decided to corrupt Deltarune Chapter 5 and immediately got the scariest fucking thing ever

mermazeablaze

When you research Taylor Farms (cyclospora outbreak), these are the things you find—and this is just from me skimming:

We are talking about a true "Lettuce Monarchy." CEO Bruce Taylor is the grandson of Thomas Church, a mid-century "Lettuce King." This single family has controlled the U.S. packaged salad market for nearly a century through Taylor Farms & Fresh Express, operating a direct, tightly locked supply network with massive fast-food juggernauts like McDonald's & Chipotle. They use this corporate exclusivity to control exactly what agricultural data makes it to the public, shielding a multi-billion-dollar brand from legal accountability.

But behind that clean retail label is a massive history of exploitation, severe safety violations, & corporate cover-ups.

It starts with their "Permanent Temp Trick." The company uses third-party agencies like Slingshot Connections & Abel Mendoza, Inc. to keep assembly-line workers classified as "temporary" for up to 15 years, systematically denying them benefits, job security, & raises. When confronted with these massive federal civil rights violations, Bruce Taylor famously went on record defending this temp-agency pipeline, claiming those thousands of laborers have plenty of federal protections.

When they aren't exploiting the temp loophole, they are looking elsewhere. They’ve partnered with state transitional prison labor programs, notably in Arizona, to use incarcerated individuals to sort & pack salad kits for national grocery chains.

Even worse is how they treat the vulnerable workers they do hire. Between 2019 & 2023, two HR managers at their Automated Harvesting LLC subsidiary orchestrated a massive internal $3 Million Visa Fraud Scheme. The duo generated & cashed over 1,800 fraudulent checks totaling more than $3 million, intentionally stealing the identities of vulnerable Mexican migrant workers who had already returned home on expired visas. Following a deep district attorney investigation, both employees finally pleaded no contest to felony embezzlement in June 2026.

The disregard for human life inside their facilities is staggering. In late 2025, federal OSHA hit Taylor Farms New Jersey with a massive $1.12 million fatality fine after a worker was killed cleaning machinery. Inspectors uncovered 16 "willful & repeated" safety violations regarding hazardous machinery maintenance, proving that corporate leadership completely bypassed basic, legally mandated workplace safety protocols & intentionally neglected "lockout/tagout" rules—which cut power to heavy equipment during cleaning.

Then there is the Tracy, CA chemical spill cover-up at Taylor Farms Pacific. Plant managers tried to hide a toxic chlorine gas leak that hospitalized 20 people. Instead of evacuating, managers passed out cheap paper dust masks & ordered staff to keep working on the line. Workers had to bypass management entirely just to call 911.

When workers tried to unionize after that terrifying spill, management engaged in extreme retaliation to kill the effort. The National Labor Relations Board (NLRB) had to step in after finding the branch illegally spied on workers, fired organizers, & hired high-priced anti-union consulting firms to threaten immigrant employees with ICE if they tried to unionize. Bruce Taylor publicly labeled the national Teamsters Union campaigns "frivolous" & claimed it was all a smear tactic.

The discrimination inside is deeply systemic. A massive federal civil rights lawsuit detailed that upper management deliberately forced African American employees into entirely separate break areas. Company leadership was caught systematically burying internal racism & discrimination complaints, leaving workers completely isolated until they finally banded together for a massive 70-page class-action lawsuit.

The public is kept completely in the dark about the dangers. Taylor Farms was tied to major multi-state E. coli outbreaks in 2025 where federal regulators at the FDA & CDC identified Taylor Farms romaine lettuce as the source—but actively hid the company's identity from the public.

How do they get away with it? Bruce Taylor acts as a political puppet master. He pours tens of thousands of dollars into highly calculated local political action committees—like the "Protect Salinas" PAC—to sway California city council elections. Local watchdog groups have flagged his financial contributions as direct attempts to capture local governments & block regulations on agricultural land use & labor.

On top of that, Taylor sits on heavily funded national agricultural boards & trade association PACs—like the Western Growers Association—to heavily lobby congress against strict federal worker-safety laws.

This is what you're actually supporting when you buy those grocery store salad kits spreading cyclospora.

theunderestimator-2

The Raincoats as photographed by Janette Beckman for Rough Trade records while rehearsing in London for their 1979 debut album. As the photographer recalls: "...I went to shoot them at their rehearsal space, but if you look at that picture, you can see that it's a toilet. They were literally in the bathroom practicing. It's just so punk and the place is kind of a wreck."

Ana da Silva and Gina Birch formed the group in 1977 after seeing the Slits perform. As Birch stated in an interview, "It was as if suddenly I was given permission. It never occurred to me that I could be in a band. Girls didn’t do that. But when I saw The Slits doing it, I thought, ‘This is me. This is mine.’ Palmolive, the Slits' ex-drummer at the time, actually joined them in '78, performing with the line-up that played live and recorded the debut album.

A weird fact for this all-girl band that was influential for so many female artists, is that it actually took a guy to help younger generations re-appreciate them and that's why the Raincoats somehow always seem to be mentioned along with Curt Cobain, since his enthusiasm for their music brought them back from obscurity in the '90s after citing them as one of his favourite bands and writing the liner notes for the reissues of their albums.

If you ask me, I think ol' Johnny Rotten was spot on when he said that: "The Raincoats offered a completely different way of doing things, as did X-Ray Spex and all the books about punk have failed to realise that these women were involved for no other reason than that they were good and original".

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