A guy who likes weird stuff

This was supposed to be a Deltarune blog but fuck it we ball

[thesefkingmonoliths]

More Homestuck shit

I have a weird unnamed Undertale AU centered around special save points that act as beacons to different times, specifically the present (with John, Rose, Dave, Jade, Karkat, Aradia, Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta, Kanaya, Terezi, Vriska, Equius, Gamzee, Eridan, and Feferi being the playable characters), the near past (with Roxy, Dirk, and Dadbert being the playable characters), the distant past (with Jane, Jake, and Kankri being the playable characters), and years in the future, but not too many (with WV, PM, AR, SS, DD, CD, HB, PS, AD, and PI being the playable characters) and all the humans are humans and all the trolls are monsters and all the exiles are whatever I think is cooler and everyone types with their SOUL colors and also monsters get colored SOULs because fuck you

[thesefkingmonoliths]

I like pizza

and apple juice and cookies and playing video games

[mspfaspelunking]

Intro Post

Microsoft Paint Fan Adventures. Dear god, where do I even begin to describe such a website? If you're here, then you're probably already familiar with the chaotic beautiful wild west of creativity and shitpostery that is mspfa.com. To call it a "fanfic site" would be a horrible oversimplification of what it truly is, because I think it goes beyond the confines of homestuck fandom. To me, mspfa.com is a living piece of old internet culture, indie webcomic culture, and above everything, the general attitude of "well, I had a hyperspecific fixation on an idea and nobody said no, and so I just started writing?". In the hellish algorithm-ruled online landscape of the late 2020s, the site really stands out as a weird pixelated cube shaped oasis of adults and teens alike creating goofy-as-hell multimedia webcomics that don't adhere to any regular comic standards. Indeed, here live the webcomics that aren't constrained to speech bubbles, and aren't afraid to have tons and tons of *words* in them. This is where long rambling conversations between characters live, and shameless dumps of exposition are welcomed. The fact that the site calls them "Adventures" instead of "Comics" says alot about how much they pretty much feel like their own distinct medium.

I've found that I really enjoy looking for the hidden gems in this space!

Yes- though there are many ongoing works on there that deserve some serious literary praise, alot of them scarcely receive it due to how buried into web they can be. To me, however, that kind of just adds to the thrill of finding them. Discovering a new Adventure I really like always brings me great joy. It has a way of renewing my curiosity about what storytelling can do, and gives me a sense of appreciation for the fellow human being somewhere in the world making it.

So today I was like "well shoot, if I so much to say about some of these, why don't I write it down somewhere? Not only would it help me take in more cool stuff to analyze, but I'm pretty sure it would help someone feel perceived?"

As a pretty unknown webcomic creator on mspfa myself, I know how rough it can feel to work so hard on something you love so much and have it feel invisible. While I'm lucky that my passion doesn't hinge on getting people's attention (trust me, I wouldn't be able to stop myself from creating even if no one else on earth existed to see it) , that doesn't stop the peculiar loneliness of the situation from hurting, sometimes. And yet, strangely, that struggle is what makes the fleeting moments of connection all the more magical. So there you have it, a long winding rambling explanation of how this blog came to be. If you want me to check out your MSPFA webcomic, please let me know!

[thesefkingmonoliths]

MSPFA mentioned!!!! (my profile picture is actually from my adventure, If I Died Tomorrow, which is getting updated very soon)

[dajo42]

it’s been ten years

[geniusoflove]

its been 12 years

[shivshivshivvyyy]

13 years

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

14 years

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

15 years

[dammmithardison]

16 years

[thswrtchdthng]

Loss is a dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17

[logicoso]

18. it’s now legally allowed to vote, drive and buy hard liquors in a lot of countries

[thesefkingmonoliths]

What the fuck, statement.

[abdalsalam-2000]

It seems that the Tumblr team has no other purpose than to delete, close, and attack the accounts of transgender people and Palestinians trying to survive genocide and ethnic cleansing in Gaza.

[abdalsalam-2000]

Two days ago, I was shocked to find that my blog, abdalsalam2000, had been deleted without warning and without me having done anything wrong, simply because I was asking for help from the Tumblr community. That blog was our only source of income that kept us alive in Gaza, and unfortunately, it was deleted by Tumblr employees.

[abdalsalam-2000]

In Gaza, we need at least $300 a day just to survive. After Tumblr deleted our account, this blog is all I have left. I hope you will help me by sharing this post, donating, and following this blog. Please, please help us and donate now.

[thesefkingmonoliths]

Hello I am Nidaa from Gaza and I urgently need 300 dollars for a surgery I cannot afford at a time when my life is at risk and I have nothing left to help me continue 💔😓

I live with my family in extremely harsh conditions after losing our home and source of income and even the most basic 💔😭

necessities of life have become out of reach

I am a mother of two daughters my eldest daughter has been deprived of her right to education because of our difficult financial situation while my youngest is a baby who needs milk and basic care that I sometimes cannot provide for her 😭

I am no longer asking for much only a chance to live for my daughters and to stay by their side

Please consider helping us even with a small amount or by sharing my story your support could help save a life and give us hope again 🙏💔

Vetted by GazaVetters ✅

[lgbtranswoman]

Ice cold takes from a Transgender Woman:

Men are not inherently Evil

Everyone has the capacity for evil

Transgender Men are men

Transgender Women are women

Excluding Cisgender Men from your spaces requires Transgender Men to out themselves if they want to engage (Same for Women)

Anyone can be Non-Binary, there is no "look" or requirement

Non-binary masculine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces, many are just treated as men and predators

Non-binary feminine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces without being seen as "Woman-Lite"

Edited the wording on the first point because too many terfs keep thinking I'm their friend.

[beardedmrbean]

they used to let kids have real fun

[afriendofblahaj]

There's an xkcd for that :3

Side note: polonium-210 is a very dangerous isotope, however it "does not pose a radiation hazard when kept outside the body", as the alpha particle it emits have very little penetration power and cannot pierce even the outer layers of dead skin. It has still killed countless people, though, not because of children's rings, but because of tobacco. Polonium latches onto and concentrates in tobacco leaves, leading to heavy smokers being exposed to more radiation than survivors of the Chernobyl disaster.

It's always wild to me seeing comments about different toxins like this on information about random things in the past, but it's never discussed when it comes to cigarettes.

[thesefkingmonoliths]

As someone fascinated by radioactive substances, this was an interesting but alarming read. Reason #3,333 to never smoke.

[ahmedans-blog]

I am a father of a baby. A few days ago, we were caught in a downpour, and water flooded our

flimsy tent. I have an amputated leg and am

unable to work; I suffer pain every day. What hurts me most is seeing my little boy shivering and crying from the cold and hunger. We urgently need a tent to protect us from the rain, and diapers and milk for my baby. My campaign is documented as number 23, and any small support could help us protect our child and live with dignity.

[pangur-and-grim]

a couple weeks ago I got so stressed that I started literally hallucinating. I was seeing a ghost lady out the corner of my eye. now what was that about?????

[thesefkingmonoliths]

Shadow of nobody there

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[thesefkingmonoliths]

Just wait.

[thesefkingmonoliths]

Ok I think I deleted the title. So anyway I came up with a Homestuck AU where the kids are all Pokémon. John is a Bunnelby named Bunn, Rose is a Purrloin named Prose, Dave is a Corvisquire named Strider, and Jade is a Midday-form Lycanroc named Rocky. This is the only substantial thing that changes. They still play Sburb, they're just Pokémon.

[thesefkingmonoliths]

those fking monoliths

Hey so, does anyone remember the monolith thing from a few years ago? That was one of the coolest things that ever happened, at least in my eyes, and it's where my blog name came from. (in fact, it actually came from this post in particular that was inspired by it: https://straycalamities.tumblr.com/post/733934492007464960)

[122awakened]

Splatoon Raiders could have Sanitized options.

I'm not kidding. In the new Raiders trailer, we saw almost all the customization except for skin color. Different skin colors were instead shown alongside different hairstyles, like Nintendo wanted us to know the customization was available but couldn't show us the actual selection screen for different skin tones for some reason. This could mean anything, but given what Side Order has set up with the Sanitized being rehabilitated and returning to society as themselves, there is room for Sani player characters, and I think a game like Raiders is a good place to test the waters and see if people like it.

[thesefkingmonoliths]

this is my post lmao

[thesefkingmonoliths]

Risk Assessment Chapter 1 - Part 1: Choir Practice

Kris: Noelle, you coming?

Noelle: N-no… I think I want to stay with Azzy.

December: Really Elly? Come on, there’s nothing to be afraid of.

Asriel: Dess, don’t… we’ll just hang back here, okay? 

December: Alright… well, come on Kris. Hopefully we find something we can tell them about, and they’ll get jealous they didn’t come with us, HA!

* The shelter door opens, you recoil. As the duo enters, a faint light coming from inside illuminates their shadowy figures. Dess drags the door behind her and it makes a long metallic screech, concluded by a bang as the door sets into place.

Asriel: Well… I guess while we wait for them, uh… you did pretty good in choir practice today. 

Noelle: I did???

Asriel: Yeah! I was pretty impressed, you’ve come a long way. I, um… actually like coming out here to practice, by myself. I guess now that you’re a little older, you can come with me now. Your parents probably wouldn’t like the idea of you being out here, though. 

Noelle: No, it’s okay! If it’s with you, it’ll be fine!

Asriel: Heh… well, uh, I guess we could practice out here then, if you want. I know sometimes practice is hard with everyone else there, so this can be your little bit of freedom.

Noelle: Faha, that sounds fun! 

Asriel: Alright, then I’ll start us off.

“Heaven knows   the story that we’ve born…”

* Some time passes, no sign of Kris or Dess. They’re probably having the time of their life, running around in there.

Asriel: Hm… you think we should check on them?

* You shake your head.

Asriel: Yeah… sorry. I won’t make you. I’ll just step in a bit, call out for them, okay? I’ll be right here, Elly.

Noelle: O-okay.

* He gently opens the door.

[notahorseindisguise]

im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

[notahorseindisguise]

it needs a wash bc it was on the ground and i dont trust that but im so excited. best find ive ever found

[megamindsupremacy]

the notes on this post are SENDING me

[tajrishgp]

If you're even making excuses for any big non-western power refusing to even lift a symbolic finger and use their designated veto power to veto a colonial and imperialist plan for Palestinians, even under the pretext that it's useless (in which case why have been countries like USA on the UNSC even bother to veto all those ceasfire resolutions?), you are a ZIONIST and from the bottom of my heart I do not care why you do it.

[thesefkingmonoliths]

Sorry I just found this but my brother in christ the United Nations Space Command was founded in 2163 what the fuck are you talking about it's 2026