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[ # ] THESHAEPE. independent, low activity writing blog for michael myers of the halloween franchise. mainly 1978 based with some inspiration from the many, many sequels. written by runa ( 26, they / them ). verses include: dbd, tcsm, and more to come. affiliated with: @andeat

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#*pinned

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#there's 131 days until september 8th #ik this is from a different slasher but it's kinda giving laurie and michael

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what could possibly go wrong

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two fears

johnny's blog is tentatively up @inhunt

#i need to make some icons but the blog at least looks presentable #for now though i wanna get some sleep

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caro is peer pressuring me into writing johnny (slaughter)😔

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a blog is in progress...

#peer pressure‚ i'm far too sensitive #u can all thank caro for making me think about johnny for 2 days straight

caro is peer pressuring me into writing johnny (slaughter)😔

#having an existential crisis i'll brb

the timing on "leave them alone, leatherface. I know that you know where they are" right as i find the blood trail, into connie killing herself on the trap, into bones' singular "what" in the chat

#i love this game... sometimes #I also haven't slept so this is probably a little funnier to me than it should be #but the way all of us immediately ran up to connie and stood in formation watching her die is taking me out

got the most chill team ever as family in tcm, ALL the victims are below lvl 10 so we decide to not kill them and just kinda let them free roam while observing them like we're in a wildlife documentary, and somehow half of them manage to bleed out (without any of us attacking them), the leland DISCONNECTS after about 10 minutes of just running around headless, and the sonny is the only one who understands, after I twerk at him a bit as bubba, that we're friendly

#I was screaming when the connie (while none of us were even close to her) ran into a hitch trap #and then bled out on the ground right in front of us when we all came running

opening up halloween kills just to watch michael get beat up by the mob again

#he deserves it for killing poor marion not only once but TWICE (throughout the franchise)#stop it michael! she was the one defending your personhood in the very beginning of the first movie!#if she could survive her own chain smoking she deserves to survive michael too #however... ''hey michael! this is for dr. loomis'' *gun clicks* *michael stares* is a very funny moment to me

idk if i can explain it, but "chrith? stop it :(" has such laurie and michael energy to me

#if he's not being a little bit pathetic and she's not laughing at him what's the POINT #michael‚ you're pitiful #i need to finish my RE playthrough... yes it's been 2½ years since i last opened the game but i WILL finish it #i just need to stop being a wimp first

i also think that in a decent amount of michael's trials he doesn't actually kill anyone? and not for a lack of ability, but simply because he doesn't want to because the stalking part of his killing ritual is arguably more important to him than the actual killing. and the entity probably doesn't love this, but I think he coasts by on being really good at being weird and off-putting lmao. there's no reliable way for the survivors to predict if he's actually going to attack them in any given trial, so his antics still create a decent amount of fear/emotion for the entity to feed on.

#and contrary to popular belief *he* also feels very intensely so the entity probably feeds on his emotions too #michael vs organizing a strike when the entity tells him no more stalking. u have to actually kill now #ok bedtime now...

it's implied in my dbd verse description, but i'm gonna mention it here since I can't remember if i've outright stated it yet, but, mostly because i thought it would be funny, michael actually arrives in the fog in his stupid little hospital gown and isn't rewarded with his coveralls until after he's been there for a while.

#and i know the in game description of the hospital gown says some shit about being the uniform for smith's grove patients #but frankly that's stupid imo plus he literally has an IV still stuck in his arm #so my take on it is that the six gunshot wounds + two stab wounds he got in the OG movie landed him in the hospital #and he was 'invited' into the fog while he was still recovering/in a coma (i can put in a little h4 reference... as a treat)#anyway i think it takes a good few trials before the entity decides he's allowed his usual outfit #but when he does get it it's actually the same as in the OG movie... in dbd it's actually not very accurate to the movie which i hateeee #i know it's nitpicking but the boots are wrong...#ANYWAY his height etc. are also not enhanced by the entity #he just looks like his regular old self. he's probably taller than danny but shorter than someone like... herman #idk who this post is for... kinda just myself bc i have in fact been having dbd verse thoughts

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thought ppl were exaggerating about every killer slugging or tunneling or camping in event modes, but i played a good handful of surv matches tonight and every killer, except ONE, literally was either camping or slugging or both

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it's no longer just the killers being mean to me as a survivor, but the other survivors too. shoutout to the sable who left me slugged for 3 minutes and just stood on top of my body and waved until the legion chased her off and another teammate came to pick me up

#I'M SDGKJSKGJDGS LOSING MY MIND #the sable then got hooked and i did in fact leave her to die #it was completely unprovoked too? I cannot think of a single thing I could've done that game to piss her off except slap her ass when #we spawned in #but like who tf leaves someone slugged for that :sob: most people find it funny and just slap u back #i did escape btw but sadly i couldn't save the yui who picked me up when the sable wouldn't #i'm pretty sure the legion saw me slapping sable's ass too because i turned around my camera and they were just Standing There SAJDGKSJG

thought ppl were exaggerating about every killer slugging or tunneling or camping in event modes, but i played a good handful of surv matches tonight and every killer, except ONE, literally was either camping or slugging or both

#and the one i said didn't (a billy) technically did camp BUT #that was because a bill went down right next to the hook and then just stayed there instead of crawling away #so i really can't fault the billy for that... he was playing very fair up until that #anyway yeah if you go down right next to a hooked person... don't stay there! don't recover! crawl away immediately #not only are you preventing the person on the hook from getting anticamp #but if the killer has an instadown power it is also near impossible to get you up even if you've fully recovered #but yeah literally every other killer was just playing outright mean #and i can't even blame them because there have been syringes and/or brand new parts in every match i've played too (both as killer and surv #but I also cannot blame survivors for bringing that when killers are playing like that #it's weird though because the other days i've played survivor killers have been mostly fine #like i've had several of them let me go after i acted silly and one of them even had mercy on me when i got no mither and just #didn't hook me lol #but it was every single one today (except for hillbilly my beloved) that just played mean and idk if i was just unlucky or what #i'm very lenient when it comes to slugging/tunneling/camping too as in if a killer just happens to run into the last person they hooked #again i don't consider that tunneling and if they're staying around the hook because they know someone else is there or there's a high #progressed gen near (or the above example with billy) I don't consider that malicious or unsportsmanlike and the same with slugging if #there's another survivor nearby in their line of sight etc.#but every match it was literally hard tunneling off the hook and through multiple bodyblocks by the rest of the team and #at one point i was outright facecamped (not in endgame and yes i did unhook myself because of it lol and was then tunneled)#like matches today have actually been crazy

i think the thing from the ptb that i'm the most excited for is bhvr finally fixing scratch marks

#i think i first noticed scratch marks being fucked like. a year ago? during the blood moon event #and i wrote it off as just being a skill issue on my part because there was so much red in that event that i figured they were just kinda #blending in with everything #but then a bit after the event ended i realized I was still having trouble tracking survivors by scratch marks #(which i didn't in the past)#and it's been especially evident for me on midwich because sometimes scratch marks will either have HUGE gaps in them or they'll randomly #lead around a corner or up those stairs that go nowhere #and the survivor did in fact not go around a corner or up the stairs to nowhere #anyway @ bhvr THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

he is a comedic genius

#ghostface and freddy MOVE OVER the og funnyman slasher has arrived #sorry posting a pic of michael as bob the friendly ghost while calling him funny is not exactly original i know #but michael really is so funny to me. usually unintentionally but this is one of the rare moments where it was definitely-#-intentional on his part. i do‚ in fact‚ believe he thought he was so funny for this #his sense of humor is a bit hard to notice at first because of his general demeanor but i think if u get to know him a bit it can be #very evident... he'll spend time doing something silly and if you don't find the nonverbal punchline funny then that's Your problem and he #still thinks he's very funny and smart and he WILL be silly again #I often think about how he didn't just put the sheet over his head and call it a day #no‚ he actually took the time to cut out eyeholes and put on bob's glasses on top as well #like. he had One night out of smith's grove. loomis was after him. the cops were after him. but a silly improv ghost costume was still a #priority to him

TIL that john carpenter has said that the mask from Eyes Without a Face was an inspiration for michael's mask and I feel like this ↓ is me and mr carpenter right now because one of the very first things I saved to michael's pinterest board back in like? 2019 was a screenshot from eyes without a face

#i may not be cooking up any writing but that doesn't mean i'm not always cooking up weird but correct michael thoughts in my brain #which is telepathically connected to john carpenter apparently #either that or I am just engaging with the movie he made. idk. a john carpenter - runa theshaepe hivemind sounds more plausible methinks /s

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