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While Discussing Yasiel Puig's MLB Debut

Mom: I hit a home run once.

April: But did you save the Dodgers?

The Internet, Mom! I don’t pay for anything. The only thing I pay for is food. IF I COULD DOWNLOAD FOOD I WOULD.

Having just explained to mom the wonders of the World Wide Web.

Happy Birthday, Crystal

April: "How old are you now?"

Crystal: "...are you kidding me?"

April: "No. I just want to hear you say it."

Crystal: "27."

April: "DAAAAAMMNNNN SON!!"

I am swimming in cash! Digital and real.

April (having just sold her car IRL & then winning a Pokemon battle)

What makes you think I have 80 seconds to spare, Crystal!?"

Having just (excitingly) shown April my first "Snapchat Music Monday"

Shit April Says