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”The Smiths or The Cure?” the crowd shouts. “Why put two queens against each other?” I ask. The crowd glares at me. They say silly things like, “How’d you get out of your cell? I thought we locked you in.”

I am promptly dragged back to my asylum.

i hate how apps will send you notifications like 'we’re getting lonely over here… come back! 😁' no. i'm not coming back. i use you at most once a month. you have other people who have willingly downloaded you. pls stop bothering me

#ijustgotanotificationfrommyguitartuningapp #andidecidedtotakeadvantageofthatandpostitontumblr #ifuckinghateit

"omg haha why do you wear black all the time are you emooooo" no. black just goes well with everything and i don’t have a single thought left to put into my outfits ive used them all up

cosmonautroger

Stuff_By_Mark, The Smiths

normalpeoplethiings

if i didn’t have music, i would probably be dead.

thememedaddy

spiralstaircased

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

importantdogimages

thememedaddy

joepelling

dhmis is so scary thank god british people aren’t real

thesmithsrule

ello mate fancy a cuppa innit

flawedopal

So we have Ghast angst now, apparently

emilynyaesmp

What the shit. Why would Minecraft do this to me. Why would they give Ghasts tragic backstories. What the flipadoodles I’m suing for emotional damages

patrickbatemanamericanpsycho

dn-838

Luigi Mangione could be getting the death penalty…

This man is innocent, his appearance and build doesn’t match that of the killers, the only “motive” he had was a convenient written confession showing that he supposedly viewed healthcare companies as “parasitic” and too expensive (which does somewhat contradict the actual killers actions) he had said note and the murder weapon conveniently on him while living his ordinary life, the killer held the gun in his right hand while Luigi is left-handed, Luigi and the Killer were potentially seen simultaneously, they wore slightly different coats.

The NYPD KNOW these are different people, they know the evidence is lacking, this isn’t a mistaken identity, it’s framing, they are trying to make themself appear to still be control by catching this man, humiliating him, killing him, when they know full well that the person they are prosecuting ISNT EVEN THE RIGHT GUY! This is an injustice! This is not a fair trial! This is downright tyranny!

derinthescarletpescatarian

They confiscated his bag at the mcdonald's, took it out of everyone's sight, unpacked it and repacked it, and THEN took it down to the station and wow there was a manifesto in there that he was just carrying around in daily life for some reason

Definitely the sort of thing that the Bag Of Monopoly Money Guy would be carrying to McDonald's