Emmer's Spread of Bread

The bread shall be spread across the land!!! (○ω○) Emmer is she/her/they/them

[thespreadofbread]

Greetings!!! (○ω○)

I am Emmer!!!

I have gotten an official blog to wreak havoc with bread and spread its glory to everyone in the omniverse!!!!!

Currently, I am mostly interacting with the UnderTale Multiverse fandom, however, do not let this fool you into a false sence of insecurity if you are not a member. For I fully intend to expand my operations and spread the word of bread to all corners of this site and to the rest of the world, until all that remains is the sweet wonders of the almighty bread.

Now,

g e t b r e a d e d

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(On another note: the pictures of bread being used for this blogs banner is not my own, I yoinked it off Google.)

Orange text: me in character as Emmer (uses #Emmer speaks)

Green text: me out of character as me (uses #out of character)

[thespreadofbread]

Yo this morning my teacher said the word spread and I immediately thought of you

She said it more than once

Anyway~

U know me?

Well, I am glad that made you think of me!!

And yes, I know you! I think. You're the snake shifter I've seen around, right?

[star890]

Yup

Names star

And I have like 3-6 "parents"

Idfk either bro

[thespreadofbread]

Woah. That's a lot of parents!

Well, I am Emmer of BreadTale!! You're local omniverseal bread maker!!!

It is great to meet you Star! Would you like some bread??

[star890]

B R E A D

[thespreadofbread]

B R E A D

indeed my friend! What kind would you like? Just name it and I got it!

[star890]

B A G G U E T T E

[thespreadofbread]

Well, I've got plenty!!!!!

(*Emmer pulls out far more baguettes than necessary, yet the fullness of the cart doesn't seem to change at all*)

Baguettes galore! Enjoy my friend!

[star890]

THANK YOU BREAD FRIEND

*Yh stars as random as this if not more do she it's it all in one gulp ... Including the cart*

[thespreadofbread]

You're very welco- Wha-!!

( ˶°ㅁ°) !!

My cart! You aren't supposed to eat the cart!

[thespreadofbread]

Yo this morning my teacher said the word spread and I immediately thought of you

She said it more than once

Anyway~

U know me?

Well, I am glad that made you think of me!!

And yes, I know you! I think. You're the snake shifter I've seen around, right?

[star890]

Yup

Names star

And I have like 3-6 "parents"

Idfk either bro

[thespreadofbread]

Woah. That's a lot of parents!

Well, I am Emmer of BreadTale!! You're local omniverseal bread maker!!!

It is great to meet you Star! Would you like some bread??

[star890]

B R E A D

[thespreadofbread]

B R E A D

indeed my friend! What kind would you like? Just name it and I got it!

[star890]

B A G G U E T T E

[thespreadofbread]

Well, I've got plenty!!!!!

(*Emmer pulls out far more baguettes than necessary, yet the fullness of the cart doesn't seem to change at all*)

Baguettes galore! Enjoy my friend!

[thespreadofbread]

Ah, what a beautiful day! I sure hope nothing sudenly goes terribly wrong!! Haha!

[mitlad]

you.

[star890]

Here we go :')

[thespreadofbread]

And I know for sure I didn't do anything this time. We even had a moment earlier. (•́ ᴖ •̀)

[mitlad]

do you want more grass

[thespreadofbread]

( •͈ ◦ •͈ )

(○ω○)

Why of course!!! I would love some!!

[thespreadofbread]

Yo this morning my teacher said the word spread and I immediately thought of you

She said it more than once

Anyway~

U know me?

Well, I am glad that made you think of me!!

And yes, I know you! I think. You're the snake shifter I've seen around, right?

[star890]

Yup

Names star

And I have like 3-6 "parents"

Idfk either bro

[thespreadofbread]

Woah. That's a lot of parents!

Well, I am Emmer of BreadTale!! You're local omniverseal bread maker!!!

It is great to meet you Star! Would you like some bread??

[star890]

B R E A D

[thespreadofbread]

B R E A D

indeed my friend! What kind would you like? Just name it and I got it!

[thespreadofbread]

Ah, what a beautiful day! I sure hope nothing sudenly goes terribly wrong!! Haha!

[mitlad]

you.

[star890]

Here we go :')

[thespreadofbread]

And I know for sure I didn't do anything this time. We even had a moment earlier. (•́ ᴖ •̀)

[thespreadofbread]

Yo this morning my teacher said the word spread and I immediately thought of you

She said it more than once

Anyway~

U know me?

Well, I am glad that made you think of me!!

And yes, I know you! I think. You're the snake shifter I've seen around, right?

[star890]

Yup

Names star

And I have like 3-6 "parents"

Idfk either bro

[thespreadofbread]

Woah. That's a lot of parents!

Well, I am Emmer of BreadTale!! You're local omniverseal bread maker!!!

It is great to meet you Star! Would you like some bread??

[thespreadofbread]

Ah, what a beautiful day! I sure hope nothing sudenly goes terribly wrong!! Haha!

[mitlad]

you.

[thespreadofbread]

(○ω○)

Me?

[thespreadofbread]

Yo this morning my teacher said the word spread and I immediately thought of you

She said it more than once

Anyway~

U know me?

Well, I am glad that made you think of me!!

And yes, I know you! I think. You're the snake shifter I've seen around, right?

[thespreadofbread]

Ah, what a beautiful day! I sure hope nothing sudenly goes terribly wrong!! Haha!

[thespreadofbread]

Happy Pride Month everybody!!! In honor of this month of queerness, I would like to announce a revolutionary fact about Emmer! She is, in fact, a lesbian!!!

[thespreadofbread]

I'm a what now?

A lesbian.

…

I don't know what that means.

To put it simply, you like girls and don't like boys.

Oh, yeah, I do. Women are pretty.

As I said, lesbian.

Also, you travel the multiverse, how have you not found out what a lasbian is?

Uhhh... I don't know. I'm just trying to spread bread to all.

*sigh*

I have a lot to teach you it seems.

Wait, Misk, please, have mercy! I can't sit through another one of your lectures.

Come on Em.

Nooooooooo!!!!

[thespreadofbread]

Happy Pride Month everybody!!! In honor of this month of queerness, I would like to announce a revolutionary fact about Emmer! She is, in fact, a lesbian!!!

[thespreadofbread]

you.

(○ω○;)

Me?

[mitlad]

you.

[thespreadofbread]

Me

[mitlad]

you.

[thespreadofbread]

(○ω○;)

Bread?

[mitlad]

no

[thespreadofbread]

• ᴖ •

[thespreadofbread]

you.

(○ω○;)

Me?

[mitlad]

you.

[thespreadofbread]

Me

[mitlad]

you.

[thespreadofbread]

(○ω○;)

Bread?

[thespreadofbread]

you.

(○ω○;)

Me?

[mitlad]

you.

[thespreadofbread]

Me

[thespreadofbread]

you.

(○ω○;)

Me?

[thespreadofbread]

Bread dough going in fridge

Bread dough going in oven

Yum (•ω•)