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*gets food poisoning* Damn you, Victor!

*gets punched in the face* Thanks, Victor.

*gets shot* Victor that's rude

*Earth is invaded by aliens* Victor why do you do this

*trips* Dammit Victor

Us: We don't want to win. Victor: You guys win. Us: Victor why.

Me: What's even so great about a Taillow? Schwalbini: *Schwalbinis* Me: oH shit you're right

No fighting, Schwalbini Schwalbini

Me: Andrea, I don't want you talking to me anymore. Andrea: Oh, ok. Andrea: ... Andrea: Hey. Me: NO.

Me: Here Andrea, take my hint. Andrea: Ok. Andrea: ... Andrea: What was I supposed to take again? Me: DAMMIT.

She found my hint at the store and put it in her cart, but after buying it she left it at the register.

Me: I wonder what flying type I should use this time Schwalbini: *exists* Me: Fuck

Schwalbini

She went fishing for hints, and she caught mine. But she let it go.

I gave her my hint for Christmas, and the very next day she gave it away.

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