STAMENT !!!!

they/%€{' becayse therr are THREE of us - ALL OF OUR PARODIES ARE ON YOUTUBE!!! SAME NAME!!!

[thestatementbrothers]

Hello. I stumbled upon your blog after a friend (who I've gotten thoroughly into The Magnus Archives, Protocol is taking over our lives now) sent me one of your videos & there are tears in my eyes. Never stop what you're doing, it's immeasurably beautiful.

-The Archivist

thank you!!! we have many others in the archives, though i cant guarantee we'll get around to completing them anytime soon 😔 getting marked by the fears takes up so much of our time. especially since the worms started breaking into the studio and hijacking the microphone. like we dontmake songs about WORMS we make songs about STATEMENT. what the freak.

[angrybitingthrashing]

computuh, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing

computuh initiate beholding sequence

computuh

computuh extract this guys statement give him the most horrible nightmares

[sunhowler]

[thestatementbrothers]

hey statement givers. if you get a dm from us saying we accidentally reported you that’s a LIE!! DONT LISTEN!! my fellow statement brother who is also on this account fell for a statement scam. they said they would give statement and they didn’t they just hacked their account. sad. cry emoji. don’t fall for statement scam. okay

[thestatementbrothers]

EVERYTHINGS OKAY GUYS IM BACK!!!

[thestatementbrothers]

hey statement givers. if you get a dm from us saying we accidentally reported you that’s a LIE!! DONT LISTEN!! my fellow statement brother who is also on this account fell for a statement scam. they said they would give statement and they didn’t they just hacked their account. sad. cry emoji. don’t fall for statement scam. okay

[thestatementbrothers]

what the actual fuck

[64mpg]

i hate when things aren’t my business #whatisgoingon #dontleavemehanging #tellmesomethingplease

[thestatementbrothers]

SNEAK PEAK OF OUR UPCOMING SONG: ARCHI- oh my god. oh jesus christ did anyone else just see that? oh my god

[thestatementbrothers]

Happy Valentine’s day, gang 💚 the full video is out now ::)

[thestatementbrothers]

statement mukbang

[thestatementbrothers]

shit’s fucking broken again does anyone know how to report a fucking BUG

[thestatementbrothers]

hey guys. sorry no post for december. ARCHIVE is almost done, trust me. In the meantime, here is MAG 200 of The Merry Archives: Last Christmas. Hope your spirits were jolly this year. Yeah

[thestatementbrothers]

SNEAK PEAK OF OUR UPCOMING SONG: ARCHI- oh my god. oh jesus christ did anyone else just see that? oh my god

[shadowbrightshine]

Is the song really coming?

[thestatementbrothers]

yes. it will hopefully be uploaded by christmas. im almost to the bridge now (making the music video)

[thestatementbrothers]

work is going great guys not wasting time at all

[thestatementbrothers]

SNEAK PEAK OF OUR UPCOMING SONG: ARCHI- oh my god. oh jesus christ did anyone else just see that? oh my god

[thestatementbrothers]

[thestatementbrothers]

SAMAMA KHALID'S VOICE ACTOR HAS SEEN STATEMENT FROM SAMAMA THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS IS NOT A DRILL GANG

[thestatementbrothers]

hey guys haha just coming here to say the 1 year anniversary of STATEMENT FROM SAMAMA is coming soon!!!!

and actually i just went and checked and the anniversary of when i started working on the video for statement from samama was on.... uhm....

9/11

but anyways statement from samama the video came out three days after my birthday!!!

SEPTEMBER 25th!!!!

good things coming soon, we promise <o> <o>