I'm so icy like ice cream

Fagalicious, definition make them boys go loco. They want my treasures so they get their pleasures from my tumblr. Hey stank hoes! Welcome to my tumblr, the land of much masturbation and little constipation. I'm a normal American frat bro attending CU Boulder and from St. Louis, Missouri. I hate Americans just as much as any other American hates Americans. I love hockey, animals, hockey, Supernatural, hockey, and hockey (All of which reside within my blog). It's easy to get in my pants but not in my heart, and that's all you need to know. Deuces, bitches! Keep on tumblin' xoxo kik: thestraightestgayboy Instagram: newandimprovednick Twitter: newnimprovednck P.S. I'm nowhere near as gay as my bio makes me sound.

[suspend]

[danismm]

Ruth Ford residence, Aurora, IL. 1950. Arch. Bruce Goff.

[officialjiggly]

Look at link. He looks so happy. This is the happiest he has ever been. He deserves this.

[jessieteamrocket]

not for long

[lady--katie]

[memewhore]

[disgustingplants]

Me: Calls the cops

[hypersexualsportswear]

[helloitsbees]

Schrödinger’s vaguepost

[oppa-homeless-style]

this is the twitter equivalent of the sound of a gun cocking in an unlit parking garage

[transbb]

when i was in therapy i once expressed to my therapist that i really struggle with having pretty much zero idea of who i am as a person + she whipped out a piece of paper and suggested that we write down different aspects of myself. and i had no idea what to say bc ‘myself’ is a concept i’m not very familiar with so she started saying about my interests and how that’s part of me + i was like okay!! that makes sense!! so she clicked her pen and was like “you said you like video games before” and i was like sure bud :) and watched her write down, in capital letters ‘GAMER’ and i’ve never had so much terror struck into my h

[ratparkprince]

[brianeno]

[the-tree-line]

humans really fuckin love squares huh

[iamdarknessiamdeath]

Rubix cubes are the single most top selling toys of all time.

[the-tree-line]

[anthonycrowleymoved]

watching a video about the cartoon network aspiring cannibal and if what she’s saying isn’t a joke gross but as someone who is extremely hip with tumblr humor i would bet money she’s doing a bit on the wrong platform and frankly if that’s the case it’s absolutely fucking hilarious i’m sorry

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i said what i said

[anthonycrowleymoved]

look me in the eye my fellow tumblr users and tell me these tweets would be seen as scandalous on here. you can’t. each of these tweets would get thousands of notes and lots of people going ‘oh same’ in the tags. this girl is making shitposts on the wrong platform

[luisonte]

[margbarcis]

fucking idiot gets PRANKED

[hockey-more-like]

Iconic hockey tweets: Seattle addition

[mapsontheweb]

Virginia’s territorial claims over the years.

[fishmech]

with your donations, we can reduce virginia even further

[shounenchild]

Me and all the other Virginians in the notes:

[mediterraneanfeel]

[arms-and-arrows]

[visualvixen]

[oldshows]

[dirtydisneyconfessions]

ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

Elvira.

[inzergue]

i would like to propose that this text post is “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant" enough to be preserved in the library of congress