“Tolkien white guys.” Seriously just laughed out loud!
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@thestral-equestrian
“Tolkien white guys.” Seriously just laughed out loud!
Same.
Sound advice for southerners who are not experienced with driving in the snow…
female awesome meme ♡ (1/5) warrior characters → Valkyrie “If I’m gonna die, well… it might as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag.”
Janelle Monáe
attends the 60th Annual GRAMMY Awards
Madison Square Garden , New York City
January 28, 2018
…i love her?!?
The four houses of Hogwarts
An indictment of our healthcare system. Uber is less expensive
millennials are killing the ambulance industry
(via Daanieltran)
New Wonder Woman footage looks great.
Natalie Portman did THAT at the 2018 Golden Globes
B I C T H
YASS!
business email glossary
thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"
thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up
would you be so kind: fucking do it
best: i have never physically met you
all best: this conversation is over
all my best: i wish you would die
happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox
i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do
i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to
sorry to chase: answer my email
so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email
i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me
please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem
i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it
i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to
i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to
can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to
per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone
great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone
thanks!: i'm not mad at you
thanks!!: please don't be mad at me
thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk
please advise: this might be your fault
kindly advise: this is entirely your fault
mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator
can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email
sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot
let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again
Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -
Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think
Savage af 💀💀💀
Paolo Sebastian | Autumn/Winter 2016
Holy fuck! This dress is everything!
@orangemagpie
I’m so balonely.