[vikingfighter-deactivated201909]

When someone uses an abbreviation and I have to look it up

[adventurero-deactivated20230117]

I’m the type of girl your mother hopes you fall in love with

[beemojis]

heartbreaking: local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat

[beemojis]

sources close to cat claim cat may have actually been fed between four to six hours ago. these claims are still under investigation.

[hecksinki]

me when I hear a mysterious sound after watching 371 consecutive episodes of criminal minds

[zac-carpet]

Joey Armstrong reblog if you agree

[thetenderpassion]

[tobiasxva-deactivated20170810]

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.

[gender-evil-rose]

*slow clapping at the dad*

[peep-toe-shoes-deactivated20200]

I always reblog this.

[thecommonchick]

OMG! 😂😍

[ufishal-deactivated20201213]

What cruel shark mocks you and then eats you

[ruinedchildhood]

[funhomes]

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

[summerchulo-deactivated20171207]

how do you like your men 👀📝

liking me back

[seagoonlovesyouall]

Grand Theft Auto V is a revolutionary game that allows you to live out your darkest fantasies such as being a fat, depressed middle aged man with a fetish for bisexual meth addicts.

[fuckudad]

[blankpointdankmemes]

[thestrou]

Keep getting bursts of excitement for my trip to Glasgow in May and to be reunited with the babe! 🎉🍸

[party-baby-blog]

things I would do: date Joey Armstrong

[unflatteringcatselfies]

Molly Hooper, aka Freaky Toes, has a new brother! Barry Potter, who’s also polydactyl, and also rotten.

[thatsthat24]

have you ever been f****d in the a**

One time a flight attendant offered me a bag of chips and I happily accepted. It wasn’t until after I opened it that the flight attendant told me it cost money and I had to pay for it. And that would be the last time I would ever be fooled in the air.