The Stupid Sleep

Clarion thoughts leaked from a foggy, half-asleep mind

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Better late than never is a stupid idiom.

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The anti septic qualities of bourbon make it an excellent night time drink

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How do Top Shot contestants resist the urge to shoot their guns in the air while doing a jig after winning an event?

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Just skimmed an article from answers.com about who should not be in Maxims Hot 100. What has become of my life???

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Can't stop making bread

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Half the fun of homemade bread is subtle lingering smell of toasted wheat. The fact that my place does not smell like bread leaves me profoundly disappointed

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I need to pour off the brine or else my chicken will be too salty.

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How is it that my own neck can impede my ability to breathe? That seems like a design flaw...

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I’m worried that my awkward sleeping positions will negatively effect my internal organs

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Let’s just imitating the real until we find a better one

Remember the good lies win

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If the bathroom is any indication, the kill death ratio of the men in my office must be atrocious

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I recently dreamed that some grabbed my ass and paid me a compliment. Given that I sleep alone, it’s likely that I grabbed my own ass and then paid myself a compliment. That’s is about as narcissitic as it gets.

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I go through a lot of underwear for someone who doesn't suffer from incontinence