[zoesupreme]

we're for real gonna be telling stories about this man for centuries

[zoesupreme]

yall I feel like I'm floating right now

[brightlotusmoon]

[normal-horoscopes]

Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

[theslowesthnery]

ohhhhhh my godddddd

[fangirltothefullest]

TToTT I love them!!

[ellisonwongparty]

i really feel like with the ilya/yuna relationship it's like genuinely 3 years of an actually picturesque mother-in-law/son-in-law relationship where they are like finishing each other's sandwiches and are like mind melding in the drift because 1) ilya's never had a chill mom who's alive 2) yuna's never had a chill son she can hang out with without him getting suddenly very upset and angry about Swedish Princesses

and yuna and ilya are like skipping in daisies together being like "wow!! :) it could've been this easy this entire time????!" also. i'm not saying david doesn't care about shane but i mean. both ilya and yuna would probably be relieved to finally confide in someone that takes shane as seriously as they do LOL.

but then like oh my god it takes just like. ONE. thing getting way too real for shane. i.e. the metros KICKING HIM OUT OF MONTREAL???! and they can NOT stop yelling at each other. like ilya says one bad thing about the metros and yuna goes fucking sicko mode on him. because now he goes from her son's fun boyfriend to the Former Raider who Ruined her Son's Career. and it takes yuna saying One insensitive comment about shane's diet and ilya goes fucking ballistic. and both of them are being this crazy because they are taking out all their anger on each other because they are so fucking stressed out from making sure shane doesn't go Full Britney post-outing.

[ellisonwongparty]

"wait ilya would never yell at yuna :("/"wait that's so sad... why would yuna treat ilya like that :'(" consider that it actually might be really healing for ilya to get to yell at a mom without it meaning a catastrophic end to their relationship.

[ellisonwongparty]

to me shane does have a letterboxd because he would get a kick out of gamifying the only casual hobby he has. tracking and rating movies makes him feel like he's optimizing time he's technically wasting on flights. he would have the pro tier too. i don't care. he's a millionaire.

[ellisonwongparty]

movies shane has rated five stars:

the dark knight trilogy

gladiator

slap shot, a 1977 hockey comedy starring Paul Newman which shane felt super normal about

Iron Man 1

Thor 1 and 2 but not 3 :/

movies shane has rated 1 star

miracle. why does the coach keep bringing up afghanistan. also everyone on this team is so fucking annoying

avengers endgame. i feel like he would feel very betrayed by the ending

challengers. self explanatory. he thinks art and pat are whiny and insufferable

brokeback mountain. cried so hard he threw up. one star.

[ellisonwongparty]

ilya doesn't have a letterboxd but if he did it would just be harold and kumar go to white castle 5 stars.

[shigure]

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

[purpleeart]

Lilya and Jane!!

Like Shane decides to let his hair grow in tlg when he starts feeling more comfortable in his sexuality I believe Jane would do the same thing by cutting them (hr long haired jane, tlg short haired jane).

Let me know what you think about it :)

[plumeriyaaa]

The tiniest ilya

[pien-art]

Eva Stratt idk how anyone can hate you. The woman you are!!!

[samirasystole]

rip chidi anagonye you would have had a category five meltdown about AI, data centers, flock cameras, and ID checks for social media apps

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth

[wulfhalls]

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

[cumaeansibyl]

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

[alariko1]

Souvenir shop

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[squeakitties]

[necromosss]

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

[commodore-64]

put that back

[the-davest-of-uncles]

National Lampoon, October 1985

[assignedmale]

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[brunhiddensmusings]

i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english

[holdup-andrememberthetime]

“What to do with this information”: kick ass at hangman

[dragonanarchist1155]

Also useful for simple codebreaking and decoding an unhashed simple letter cypher.

[cannibalcaprine]

the rocky wastes…

[anik]

i love this guy