Ridiculous fanfic & equally silly memes.

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If you like the memes, try the fics.

THE WORK IN PROGRESS

"Must Be The Season"

Akira turns a Metaverse item into a voodoo doll. Akechi is struck with a sexy medical malady. These things are related. (NSFW slash crack)

THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER WRITTEN

"New Game, Who Dis?"

Joker finds himself back at the beginning of the year. He doesn't know how it happened, but with his knowledge of the future, he's about to troll friend & foe alike. (SFW gen crack)

 

THE ANGST FOR FLAVOR

"Proxy" 

Sumire wants Akechi. Akechi wants Akira. Akira is caught in the crossfire between two people with nothing to lose. (NSFW slash angst)

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

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oj haha I thought they were finished but unpublished

Lol nah I wouldn't torment you like that.

[soldier-of-death]

im only attracted to worthy opponents

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Must Be The Season Chpt. 18 is up!

Must Be The Season

Akira learns how to make a real, working vodoo doll. Akechi is struck by a sexy medical malady. This is not a coincidence.

Chpt. 18: Lookin' Like A Snack

The real Akechi is revealed. Loki helps.

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drop the wips and my Life is urs

I gotta finish some of my current stuff or I'll end up with 20 stories containing only one chapter and never finish them. 😅

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At the risk of oversharing, below are all the fics I've got in the works right now.

Published WIP:

"Must Be The Season"

The voodoo sex crack saga has two more chapters to go. I mean it this time.

"So Complex I Gave My Therapist A Complex"

Fresh off his seduction of the Newspaper Club Student and Green Pencil Case Boy, Akira goes after bigger prey.

Unpublished but I've Written a Chapter:

"Solemates"

Futaba makes a dating website & matches everyone up so they'll stop wasting time on flirting. IRL readers can take a quiz to see who Futaba would match them with (crack).

"Take A Number"

Medieval AU where Akechi joins King Akira's harem to assasinate him (smutty crack)

"We Do The Weird Stuff"

Loki & Robin decide to start hitting on Joker for Akechi, with mixed results (crack).

"Magnestism"

Five times Maruki tried to keep the boys apart in his perfect new world and one time he realized he never could (crack, a little angst).

"Sinister and Dexter"

Maruki doesn't know Akechi lived and makes a new one. Real Akechi returns to find Akira in an abusive relationship with the fake (angst).

"Orpheus in Summer"

Akira chose Maruki's reality and now he's drinking himself to death for guilt (big angst). (Based on that snippet in Sad Snippets.)

Some of these will never see the light of day because I get bored/distracted easily, but some will eventually be something, maybe. 😆

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do you ever plan on making a vampire akechi fic

I have no particular VampKechi plans but I'm not opposed to the idea. Those lil' fangs he has in some sprites give me a pleasant shiver. The Personas could be vampiric familiars too. The idea has merit!

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Look, I'm not a monsterfucker but hear me out: Loki does the alligator bellow when he's horny.

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Relevant to this post:

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I keep meaning to work on Must Be The Season but instead I'm working on Fanfic Ideas I'll Never Get Around To #44 and I have a question.

Would it be confusing if a 5+1 fic had multiple chapters for each of the six scenarios?

Yes, so each chapter of the fic should be one complete story

Yes, so each of the 5 stories should be its own fic in a series

No, it's fine if you label them clearly

I don't care but I'm curious

Remaining time: 1 day 6 hours

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

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I've seen three posts about Akechi "misquoting" Hegel today so I'm making an annual tradition of correcting those who incorrectly correct him.

Quote = Repeat the exact words.

Paraphrase = Restate the idea in different words.

Akechi is paraphrasing Hegelian dialetics. Some people think thesis/antithesis is a bad translation of Hegel's theory, which is reasonable, but it remains widely accepted. Some people think thesis/antithesis originated with Fichte, which is wrong.

Either way, Akechi didn't misquote Hegel, so stop making fun of him for it. Start making fun of his nerd ass for thinking random philosophy was a good way to seem relatable.

[uchuu-no-hasu]

Hi, I confess I do not have any context or understanding of this, but I am playing the game in japanese and I went to look up what the original says and it's:

As expected, without "antithesis" (word is stated in german: Antithese), Aufheben does not occur/happen...

In other words, nobody is named or specified as being quoted/paraphrased from, and 2 terms were mentioned, the first which as I understand it from some wiki searches is related to Fichte's thesis–antithesis–synthesis language, but only the word "antithesis" is said, and Aufheben, which is the one related to Hegelian dialetics, variously translated into English as 'sublation' or 'overcoming', to quote a wiki.

Which probably explains the protagonist's reaction, as I went to look up from a couple of videos to confirm that this was the only relevant line...

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That's very interesting and just as funny. You can see the thought process: "I'm going to impress Joker SO MUCH with my deft understanding of philosophers and our budding rivalry." Meanwhile Joker has no idea wtf he's on about.

This is why I can't get over Akechi. He's so smart but so stupid. I hope you have fun with the rest of the game!

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I've seen three posts about Akechi "misquoting" Hegel today so I'm making an annual tradition of correcting those who incorrectly correct him.

Quote = Repeat the exact words.

Paraphrase = Restate the idea in different words.

Akechi is paraphrasing Hegelian dialetics. Some people think thesis/antithesis is a bad translation of Hegel's theory, which is reasonable, but it remains widely accepted. Some people think thesis/antithesis originated with Fichte, which is wrong.

Either way, Akechi didn't misquote Hegel, so stop making fun of him for it. Start making fun of his nerd ass for thinking random philosophy was a good way to seem relatable.

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the Catholic part was just a crack hypothetical i had with a friend which kind of shits on catholicism but hwatever. it's just a "what if he was horrifically Catholic". Akira arrives on probation who says "oh yeah I don't really believe in God" when asked and akechi's like "your beliefs are wrong and i'll prove it" anyways akechi's repressed homosexuality comes out and him and Akira have sex. this is how akechi finds out that he doesn't need to listen to the bible. this is coming from someone who went to Catholic school (the horrors)

Beautiful.

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I have posted a new chapter! Although perhaps not the new chapter you were waiting for.

So Complex I Gave My Therapist A Complex

Akira tries to sleep with everyone he meets (and mostly succeeds). Maruki tries to give him therapy about it (and gets in too deep).

New Chapter

The Newspaper Club's ace reporter has questions. She is not prepared for the answers.

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really catholic and in denial homosexual goro akechi

I am torn. I cannot imagine Goro dumb or desperate enough to get tied up in Catholicism (my apologies if you're Catholic, I grew up that way and regard it very negatively) UNLESS maybe his religion was a remnant of his mother's faith and he was holding onto it out of loyalty to the dead. He'd ignore a lot of logical inconsistencies for her sake. Of course there would be some obvious Madonna paralells. That could be a really sad fic.

None of which addresses your main point. Yeah, that boy's repressed as fuck. 😆

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