The Tall Grass (Archived)

Chomp the Feraligatr gives a wave in greeting, "Heya! Welcome to this little blog! My name's Chomp! Nice to meetcha. My friends and I are all too happy to get to know you all a little better, so don't hesitate to come over and have a chat!" ((Multimuse sideblog of Pokemon OC's. Make sure to read rules and muse pages before interaction. Also make sure to specify a muse or I will randomly select one. I follow back, and Like from my main blog: Discordslair.))

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The fat garlic man, Wario, grumbled, “Do we really need to do this-a thing?  This is so lame….”

Meloetta squeaked, “N-Now now…we need to get word about the blog out s-somehow, right?  S-So we need this promo!”

Papyrus poses, “I AGREE!  WE MUST SPREAD THE MESSAGE HITHER AND YON SO THAT ALL MAY KNOW PAPYRUS!”

Beppi the clown suddenly pops out of nowhere, “HOWDY-HEY FOLKS!  You lookin’ for a blog packed up with total dorks, dinguses, goobers and fun?  Look no further than the Den of Dorks (patent pending)!  Whether ya wanna ‘poke a mon’ with folks like Meloetta here, or have a look at Wario’s wares, or hey!  You could even hang with me!  I’m down to clown!  You got these options and many more available fer your entertainment!  All ya need to do is just come on down and say ‘Hey!’”

Wario raises a brow, “….you-a really ARE a dork!”

((Ask/Rp multimuse sideblog spanning multiple fandoms!  Muses shall be added over time.  Please read rules before interaction!  I follow back from Discordslair for you Mutuals-only folks!))      

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((Didn’t do much with this blog anyway, but I’ll be moving some mons to this blog now!  This blog is now archived))

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The fat garlic man, Wario, grumbled, “Do we really need to do this-a thing?  This is so lame….”

Meloetta squeaked, “N-Now now…we need to get word about the blog out s-somehow, right?  S-So we need this promo!”

Papyrus poses, “I AGREE!  WE MUST SPREAD THE MESSAGE HITHER AND YON SO THAT ALL MAY KNOW PAPYRUS!”

Beppi the clown suddenly pops out of nowhere, “HOWDY-HEY FOLKS!  You lookin’ for a blog packed up with total dorks, dinguses, goobers and fun?  Look no further than the Den of Dorks (patent pending)!  Whether ya wanna ‘poke a mon’ with folks like Meloetta here, or have a look at Wario’s wares, or hey!  You could even hang with me!  I’m down to clown!  You got these options and many more available fer your entertainment!  All ya need to do is just come on down and say ‘Hey!’”

Wario raises a brow, “….you-a really ARE a dork!”

((Ask/Rp multimuse sideblog spanning multiple fandoms!  Muses shall be added over time.  Please read rules before interaction!  I follow back from Discordslair for you Mutuals-only folks!))      

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((Didn’t do much with this blog anyway, but I’ll be moving some mons to this blog now!  This blog is now archived))

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(Blueberry knocked on the farm door) Happy holidays! I made you some chocolate chip cookies and MooMoo milk for Santa! (She turned to Sparky) Are you asking for anything this year?

Chomp smiles and takes the goodies, “Thanks!”

Sparky perks up and his tail wags, “I WANT EVERYONE TO GET WHAT THEY WANTED!”

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(Cotton Candy knocked on the farm door. She was dressed in a warm pink and orange frilly dress with small plastic crown with fake jewels on it. She held a cardboard tube wand with a styrofoam sun on the end in one hand and a pillow case in the other. It sagged, having a lot of candy in it already) I am the emissary of the sun's warm rays! Musketeer Sunshine demands your candy! In other words, TRICK OR TREAT!

Lilith snickered.  That was just too adorable!

A few candies are plopped into the birbs bag.

“You look so cute!”

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(Shortly after, Blueberry came in) Hello! I see that Tarts came by with her delivery! Oh, it's so nice that she decided to give out her pollen puffs this year. Usually she just keeps them to herself or doesn't make them at all. (She took a pollen puff out of the bag Chomp held and bit into it. It exploded. Blueberry suddenly had a thin layer of pollen all over her face) KYAH! Hm, perhaps I should have guessed this would happen. Tarts is quite the trickster.

“Glad we haven’t eaten any!”

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(Tarts flitted in with bags of small Pompom-esque things in her hand) Hey, here's some stuff to put in your Halloween bowl or whatever. Some pollen puffs I made myself. Try them if you'd like, not that I care. (She tossed them at Chomp and flew away. Once out of sight, she snickered, each one an attack puff rather than an eating puff)

“Ohh..uhh...thanks!”

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(Cotton Candy turned the knob to easy and turned to Sparky) Lemme show you the poses for easy mode! This is for grass! (She made a pose like a sprout growing) This is for fire! (She put one wing forward with the other on her arm) The last one is for water! (She made a gesture like waves in an ocean) Is everyone ready?

“Oooo.  Okay!”

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Official Artwork of Meltan, the Hex Nut Pokémon!

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((New Pokemon’s name is Meltan!  Its a Pure Steel type Mythical Pokemon.))

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Pokemuse Master

((Thanks for reading!))

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(Lorraine raised her hand) Ooh, I can tell him! Basically, you need to make 3 Z-Move poses and if you get it wrong, you're out! If it's three of a kind, say the name of the move. (Cotton Candy turned on the toy) So easy or hard?

“Ohhh!  Uhhh Easy for now!”

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(Cotton Candy brought out a toy. It had three slots with the 18 types and a small knob on the side) Should we play easy or hard?

“What’s this game?”

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(Cotton Candy picked up a brownie and tapped it lightly against the table, causing said table to lose a chunk. Cotton Candy put away the pastries and gingerly bit into a berry snack. Said snack grew legs and attached itself to her cheek, prompting Cotton Candy to yank it off. Cotton Candy swiftly took away the treats and put them aside) Ok, who’s up for a few games?!

“GAMES!  I like games!”

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(Spencer picked up a cookie and took a bite... and regretted it immediately as an audible and PAINFUL sounding crunch could be heard. It also went down worse than swallowing fiberglass with sandpaper garnished with razors) It... doesn’t taste too bad? I guess?

“.....”  Sparky pushed his own treats away.

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(Cotton Candy sat everyone down and brought in some plates.) ‘Scuse me, coming through! There were cookies, brownies, berry snacks, etc. The pastries were rather exquisitely decorated. Cotton Candy sat down and placed the plates on the table) Blueberry couldn’t make a boiled egg without burning the house down to save her life, but no one beats her at decorating!

“Wooooah.  It all looks sooooo good!”

The mouse started drooling.

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(Cotton Candy pat Sparky on the back) Don't worry! We forced her to follow a recipe this time. It won't try to rip your spine out of your back or flay your soul from your body! Maybe. (Catrina grimaced and raised an eyebrow at Cotton Candy) Y'all sure about that? Last time I tried to eat one of your mama's cookies, my tooth almost chipped and it tried to eat my face!

“...I’ll....I’ll believe you.”

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(Cotton Candy clapped as Spencer took a bow) Heh, thanks for liking the show! (Cotton Candy got up and gestured towards her room) Well, let's get some stuff to eat! Blueberry made some snacks for us all and she made plenty!

“Wait....Lilith warned me about Miss Berry’s cooking....”