team awesome reports

we three [erin, jenn, and monica] solemnly swear to report the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth about all things that happen in team awesome. However, Paige does not swear to tell the truth because she doesn't need to swear on this because she always does :)

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whoever made the post about puella magi god bless u

--erin

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i juST FIGURED OUT WHAT PUELLA MEANS

PUELLA MAGI

GIRL MAGIC

MAGICAL GIRL

HOLY SHIT

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THIS JUST IN ON TA REPORTS

PAIGE AND JENN ARE LONERS

THANKS FOR FOLLOWING

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-JENN

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BREAKING NEWS

Julia and Alex are married

AND NO ONE KNEW!

XOXO Reporter Wei Wei

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everyone knew

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Excuse you.

That isn't what we reported.

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BREAKING NEWS

Julia and Alex are married

AND NO ONE KNEW!

XOXO Reporter Wei Wei

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Locked up and behind bars!

That's right, Erin is now behind bars.

What can I say? She had it coming!

The night of Paige's 3rd birthday party, Monica and Paige were eating cake when they noticed something strange...Erin was trying to lead our Stepdad Jiummy into the neighbor, Old Man Nick.

Paige says: 'She was wearing some strange clothing...well she wasn't really covered up in a lot of places like she was wearing undies with straps holding up stockings and something tight around her torso..it was weird! And she had this weird look on her face..'

But anyway.

Then though, the two young girls heard a scream from the shed, and ran over.

There was their mama when the two opened the door, standing over Jiummy with a knife in his chest and we looked horrified.

Mama killed Jiummy. 

Mommy then beat Moni and Paige into not talking, and tried to drug them to think they forgot and they pretended they did but they didn't. She forgot to put the drugs in their drink.

Monica and Paige had enough of this and took her to the police station and now she is locked up and behind bars!

Monica and Paige are currently with Aunt Windy.

Jenn has no idea of this and is still sound asleep in her room.

Julia and Alex must have something strange going on between them..coming on at the same time.

Darren is at work, not knowing yet what has happened.

And Evee? Watched it all unfold, but then why were Paige and Monica not given to her?

And just where are Lucia and Annie?

It seems we have more to investigate...

XOXOX

Reporter anonymous.

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Is Darren actually TUMBLR??

Once Darren (Faceoffascism) said:

[[ SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN ON THIS ACCOUNT I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE BUT YOU PEOPLE WILL PEE YOURSELVES.

DON’T UNFOLLOW ME I PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE FEELINGS AND MAKE WITH THE HAHAS ]]

Tumblr went down.

Well have to interview him later on the day.

TEAM AWESOME REPORTS 

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Team Awesome: Ass Ranking

Special fucking snowflake that is obviously number one and everyone needs to realise this: 

Evee

Alox

Paige

Erin

Lucia

Monica

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((my ass is the best, my muse and I are one))

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fixed motherfuckers

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Uh excuse you you didnt input yoursize earlier

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uh excuse you but when we are talking about butts mine has to be the top because it’s me. i’m julia. 

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Please do not edit our posts. Kthxbai.

-Ponponpon

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PAIGE KILLED JULIA!!

[9:42:54 PM] Joooolaaaaaaah: i'm gonna fricking die

[9:43:08 PM] Joooolaaaaaaah: TAKE NOTE TEAM AWESOME

[9:43:15 PM] Joooolaaaaaaah: PAIGE MURDERED MY EGO

[9:43:20 PM] Joooolaaaaaaah: AND IN TURN MURDERED ME

Julia (Joooolaaaaaaah) was murdered by Paige.

Paige's court date is unknown.

TEAM AWESOME REPORTS.

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Team Awesome: Ass Ranking

Evee

Alox

Paige

Erin

Lucia

Monica

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Any current news on the members of Team Awesome?

Well there is one! 

It has been heard that the girls (besides Julia and Annie) have been talking about their boobs! There might be a butt talk later! ;) Watch out for it!

-Ponponpon

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Team Awesome: Boob Ranking

Evee/Alex 

Windy/Paige

Lucia

Erin

Monica.

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- Ponponpon

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(not so) BREAKING NEWS!!

the alleged couple PONICA is not real and successfully succeeded in pulling the wool over everyone's eyes except some people aren't amused!!!

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Skype News: Windy's arm and more

this just in from the team awesome skype line. Windy's arm has started suddenly bleeding. The cause is believed to be a fallen mole. Many are shocked and an interview with said mole may be arranged In other news, Evee mentions briefly a possible relationship between Darren and her ass. She soon takes back the statement but who knows?

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Introponduction

..uh.. hi?

My name is Monica, but call me Ponponpon (As that is my Journalism Name ;D)

I am the youngest, and well as the least inexperienced, though that doesn't mean I ain't a good reporter! 

I follow my Mommy's footsteps in becoming the greatest POKEMON MASTER reporter! ;D

I will go through lengths to find the truth, no matter what!

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introduce yo cool self

yo whaddup i'm the ringmaster journalist erin

i keep it real and truthful right from the studio and if there's hot scoop, i'll give it to you first!! 

mony and jenn are my daughters who are eventually gonna be just like their mama and be great reporters //tears up

but in the meantime i'll be giving you hot scoops as soon as they hit my dashboard or i hear about them! C: 

erin outtie

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okay gaiz if you make your intro page just tag it da bloggers and it'll go on under meet da bloggers c: